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Do you guys think its good to have a curvy dick or not?
Am i to curvy?
>>25165695
tranny here. your dick looks amazing and i wish i could lick it. but belly pouch is a turn off.
>>25165722
close your eyes and deepthroat that fucking log
Problem solved
that is super curved
Hey /r9k/ I need some help, can you shoop this girl into wearing a white dress and holding a piece of paper that says "I want 1500 from Joe"?
I'll give you some nudes of a different girl I know in return...
Pic related, shoop it.
Story to follow if this interests anyone.
bumping with promised nudes
next up
>>25165654
>Shooping Angie fucking Varona
Surefire plan there chief.
Alright, Robots. Am I shaping up or am I only more fucked.
>Meet this girl online
>Mad fucking chill
>Start talking and shit
>Start sending videos of ourselves to one another
>She's hot as fuck, solid 8/10
>Have tons of mutual interests
>Talk to her on skype to confirm
>Still hot as fuck
>She constantly says I'm cute
>We're mad flirty
>Realize I don't wanna watch porn or jerk off, I just wanna talk to her and cyber
>Usually jerk off like 3 times a day
>Haven't jerked off in the past three and have no desire to
>Only want to cyber with her
So should I
A) Kill myself
B) Keep going with her
C) Get the fuck off the internet and learn how to interact like a normal human being
D) Both A and B
E) Both A and C
Post her face and we'll tell you if she's worth it
>>25165645
>Meet this girl online
one sentence in and i already know youre fucking up
>>25165645
it sounds like you're in a relationship, enjoy not wanting to fap nearly as much
>tfw you knew El Chapo would never make good on his promise to Stump the Trump
>tfw you knew he's always been a CIA asset
>tfw you know the gabachos already control your country anyway
Quien mas es /mexibot/ aqui?
bump por los plebianos
>>25165619
>>>/fa/cebook
>>25166685
BUILD WALLtambien soy mexibot
>>25165619
>quien mas
man spanish truly is a nigger tier language
Who /allergies/ here?
>deathly allergic to peanuts
>allergic to cats and dogs
>allergic to the outdoors in its entirety
>born lactose intolerant
>develop Eosinophilic Esophagitis, which gives me ulcers because of my allergies
>sniffling like fucking crazy right now
TO BE QUITE HONEST FAMILIA, MY ALLERGIES MADE ME LOSE MY BELIEF IN A MERCIFUL GOD AT AN EARLY AGE
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED
I'm allergic to cats, usually I'll just pop two benadryl if I'm at a friend's house who owns cats and I'll fall asleep. Which is fine because I don't really like spending time with cat owners.
Fucking almost died from pollen when I was 2, had to be strapped to a nebulizer until I was 14
>>25165611
Is your name Michael?
I really wish to level up this attribute irl
>>25165594
Would you if the only means to gain experience were fellatio?
>>25165594
Then go grind your charisma stat. You can easily farm xp in charisma by simply talking to people. If you make an effort to talk to some random person every day for months, you'll gain xp and level up
>>25165966
>suck of 30 guys
>max out every S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
>Become Genius Chad that can run faster than a nigger, has an owl's hearing, the sight of a hawk, and always wins at gambling.
>can literally use my Charisma stat to convince the nation that I didn't suck dick and everyone watching the TV (which I'm on for my ridiculously powerful influence).
What is there to lose?
Who /homeforbreak/ here?
Probably my least favorite time of the year. There's just nothing to do and I feel like I'm not getting ahead in life at all. I don't have money to go out and do things and I don't have any friends at home to just chill with. At least when school's in session I can do schoolwork to keep me busy and talk to my roommates occasionally.
>got a c when I needed a b for it to count
fuck
>>25165534
I am so goddamn bored. All I do is watch the news, listen to the radio, and play video games that I beat a long time ago. Nothing entertains me anymore. I just want to find a gf, not so I can feel complete, just so I can feel nervous about something and have goals. With schoolwork lately it's just been one big boring waste after another... I want go take classes in my major already, but general Ed courses are murdering me.
>>25165586
what chapter is that
Should I get tested? I'm 22. Have never made a friend and have always felt different. But my counselors have always told me that it's just social anxiety from my past of being bullied in school and abused by parents at home.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bYtyaDzRiM
i suspect i have autism too OP. how do i get tested? i live in canada btw
>>25165555
Shut the fuck up samson
Why do people use this reaction image so much?
You can't go a day without seeing it.
This one gets used a lot too and I don't understand why.
Because it's useful? You lot of reaction images are used on a daily basis, why single out that one?
what u mean??
>Another wasted day again
>tomorrow will be diferent
Oldie but goodie
>>25165521
>tomorrow will be diferent
no it wont
>>25165569
never fails
If your immediate reaction is anything other than getting aroused when you see this woman, you might like sucking dick.
#JustSaying
Her haircut is bad, the glasses are ugly and don't fit her face but worst of all is the piercings. The rest is fine.
go home
/s org
Courtesy high test thread.
Thank me later.
I'm gonna go against the /pol/ jerk a little
Did anyone else really like Finn?
I know people were getting passed because of the obvious cuckoldry going on, but I actually came out of the the theater a little sad that he got fucked up by Ren.
He was an interesting, believable deutaragonist.
He and Rey have great chemistry onscreen too.
>>25165342
WEwe was
>>25165428
KINGZ nigggaaaaa
>>25165342
WEREyes indeed
Ask a former robot anything! I went from a nervous borderline fedora tipping idiot to a confident funtioning member of society.
Ask away
No. If I had anything to learn from you, you wouldn't come back here anyway no matter your status.
>>25165310
Dude that yU GI oh card was the coolest
What's ur favorite yu GI oh card OP?
>>25165333
I come here to help and for the lolz
>have a little sister
>fairly attractive and popular in her high school(senior), basically a Stacy
>she has an older boyfriend named Cody
>Cody is basically perfect in every way
>handsome, built, has a job
>always extremely nice and respectful to my sister
>always doing thoughtful shit with flowers and whatnot, makes all other boyfriends in the world look mediocre
>his father had recently died and it had taken an emotional toll on him, but he was supporting his mother and it showed how strong he was as a person
>just by being around him I can tell he would never cheat under any circumstances
>sister is constantly "playfully" rude to him, but it starts to get on my nerves just witnessing it
>being Mr. Perfect, it doesn't phase him at all, he is still 100% respectful to her
>I go on a beach trip with my sister and her friends. Cody can't go
>sister is still dating Cody, but the whole time at the beach she's raving about cute guys with all her friends
>always on "bae-watch", probably would have cucked Cody given the chance, but our parents keep her on too short a leash
>later she dumps Cody because he's "too controlling"
>when I asked why, she said he constantly wanted to know where she was and who she was with
If I had a girlfriend as perfect as Cody was as a boyfriend, I would've fought to stay with her as long as possible until we were old enough to marry and hopefully spend the rest of our lives together.
>later discussing this with my grandmother, married 55 years, happily enjoying the millions my grandfather earned
>she agrees with my sister
>says that he was being too controlling and young women need the freedom to see who they want without being tied down to a single man
>starts talking about how crazy her dating life was when she was young
>grandfather left the room
Today was the day I lost all faith in women as a concept, /r9k/. Is there a way I can effectively remove any felt attraction towards women, sexual and romantic?
sounds like u gay for cody nigga
Kill your grandmother. What a fucking cunt.
I used to believe women from older generations had a sense of morality and decency that was unfortunately lost in younger generations. I quickly discovered it was only because the men of their time knew how to keep them in check and they are the same fucking cunts as the young cunts of today.
I honestly can't wait for the time of artificial wombs and sexbots as we will finally be able to move on from our vapid whore sex/gender counterpart that has been dragging huMANity down since the garden of Eden.
>>25165351
I wish I could be frankly. I fucking hate women so much. If there's a way to train myself to be gay I'll do it.
Vocaroo Thread lads. Here is me reading a poem from a few days ago. I'm just looking to talk to some people on here with vocaroos. If you want me to say anything, I will.
>>25165251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pos3oU0DSk
>tfw didnt even fucking post it holy shit im autistic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ArCgWnGCz9
>>25165285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ockC8Zpm76
