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>tfw refugee is raping sister in the other room
zis fine white pusseh, mohammad u must try zis fine white pusseh
>>25162283
Go full Europa on him
It's your fault for not fucking her first, OP.
My package arrived, i wonder what it could be.
It's an ant farm.
>>25162267
daki pillow case
>>25162267
>Dragon benis
>tfw no Rosey mommy
Is there a worse feeling?
>>25162261
Jesus.
I shouldn't understand this.
I should be fucking baffled and disgusted and laughing at this poor fuck.
But I just want a normal mom too.
Fuck this fucking thread.
>>25162668
I've seen the Rosey mommy picture posted in both Feels threads and Cringe threads, so I'm not sure what it is. Hell, reading the stories actually makes me sad and the whole concept is pretty sad, at least the background is.
I just really like the image because it's a good example of recent OC, feels like it's from /r9k/'s olden days. Also it provokes such wildly different emotional reactions.
>>25163053
This place is fucking done.
The fucking normies took it.
Just like they take everything.
The say "Robot" is a unisex word.
Fembot threads aren't laughed at.
Tripfags everywhere.
It hurts. It really does.
Would you fuck pic related or her 3D equivalent?
More into pic related
Honestly a 3D equivalent of Marie kanker, Kim Possible, or Mavis Dracula would be a god send.
>>25162257
I would her mom but not her
post sum francine
>want fast food hamburgers
>McDonald's is out of the question
>five guys closes early
>Burger King has this fucking wierd ass dude who stares into your soul working the register, is also expensive
>Wendy's is far away as shit but is the cheapest and hooks it up with the bacon
What do robots? I just want a fucking hamburger.
>>25162207
buy some ground beef and make your own, cheaper and better if you don't somehow fuck it up
>>25162238
Shut up you faggot. YOU'RE A FAGGOT ANON. FAAAAGOOOOOTTT. GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY i hate you
>>25162207
Go buy the ingredients at self checkout from Kroger/Walmart/jay c/aldi/Meijer/target
Hamburgers for days
Tfw small dick. Life is suffering.
Everything else in my life is great, but this one aspect ruins everything. I'm good looking, I have a good job and I even have a really hot girlfriend, but it still doesn't fix it.
I was just friends with my gf before we dated, so I know exactly how big the guys she was with before me were. I know about how much she loved having sex before, whereas we have boring sex once a week with no reaction from her.
My only hope is some sort of Dick enlargement surgery in the future.
>>25162148
How many inches / cm, OP?
>The ENTIRE front page at the time I am posting this is cuck/small dick spam
I wish Something Awful would leave. REEEEEEEEE
>>25162192
4.5 inches small
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
Things that make you say "what?"
When someone says loser says what really quickly
>>25162140
there is that too
>>25162106
These things make me What hard.
Who here /StrongOrFitButTooFatToBeMired/? Cutting is impossible, I like bread too much.
Also black feels.
>>25162058
Dem gains are prettyimpressive
>tfw r9k girls won't even consider you as a possible option
you're neither strong or fit, dindunuffin
Believe me or not, I don't care.
I'm going to kill myself right after christmas. I saved up 420 Euro over the years and I don't want to do anything with it nor do I have someone to give the money to.
So I wanted it to give it to one of you guys. I got skype, steam and mail contacts with 25+ people from here. I would have given the money to anyone who would have been writing me back at least once a day over the course of one week. No one did. I tried to be nice to you and listen to you and make you feel better but all of you blocked me or called me names.
I just gave all the money to my local Gamestop.
Fuck you people, you missed your chance
>>25162031
>I don't care
>posts some 2deep bullshit on 4chan
Good one. I said I 'didn't care' about my ex before I embarrassed myself spilling my heart out to her.
Shut the fuck up and move on with your life. Get over whatever dumb shit you're hung up on - it doesn't matter. All that matters is the relationship you have with yourself.
>>25162031
It's less believable the more times you post this shit.
>>25162031
quit posting this shit nobody fucking cares faggot
>find controversial picture on r9k
>check replies to see how i should react to it
who else here /noindependentpersonality?
maybe you just don't actually care about it at all and the enjoyment you receive from this website is feeling like you are a part of something. why does it even matter man
>>25162053
i want to be able to make my own decisions but this website makes that so hard
>>25162029
you just posted the most controversial picture i've ever seen on r9k
Monday RAMlet thread
>he has 8GB of RAM
>>25161993
This is fantastic holy shit
>>25161993
>tfw 16 GB ram
What's going to be the big meme of 2016?
"Dropping three"
That's when you pee, poo, and cum in the toilet on one toilet trip
>>25161977
my toilet isnt sexy enough for this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vTtYxKXRD1
>tfw I can't stop imagining death as eternal suffering
Being born only to die feels like the worst thing that can ever happen, yet it doesn't make sense to say that you are lucky for never being born.
If only our brains were wired to long after the nothingness that is the end of life.
>>25161943
iktf
its whats keeping me from killing myself desu
>>25161943
They can be anon
That's basically what philosophy is
It's how you think turned into a way of living, you can live vicariously through others and have people accomplish things based upon the things you said
Of course nowadays, it'd be easier to just learn how the human brain works and duplicate it in a robot
One thing that gives me hope is to think that the time is infinite, and that anything can happen.
At some point in time, there could be someone who is exactly you, except that he lives on somehow. Compare it to a coma with no brain activity, you are as good as dead, yet you may wake up as if you had never died. How would it be any different if you destroyed that body and decided to create an exact copy of the brain thousands of years later. It should still feel like you.
who else /shitatdriving/ here?
I'm 18 and I have my test tomorrow and it seems no matter how much practice i've done, it still scares the shit out of me to be behind the wheel. What should I do to pass?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JzkibScwlH
>>25161889
>doing test
>doing ok
>parking part
>do it too fast because I was confident
>panic
>fail
>>25162308
was the instructor female?
>10/10 cutie literally throwing herself at me and wrapping her arms around me
>It feels so good just to have my arms around another human being and feel their warmth
>She is perfect and pure
>Wake up
I don't need to start my day feeling this fucking lonely
>as above, although she probably wasn't a 10/10 cutie, all I remember was the physical contact and warmth and how good it felt
>wake up to a cat sleeping by my shoulder and head-bumping my face
mixed feels but mostly good, I guess
>tfw even qts in your dream find you repulsive
The ride never ends
i woke up in a similar fashion, OP. had a dream that involved my oneitis. only been up for about an hour and a half and i'm already trying to find out if there's a prize at the bottom of this bottle of brandy
