TFW next year im 36 year old virgin
Damn buddy that must be quite a feel.
Get a hooker you retard
>>25330366
this my nig
Pretty surprised by the anons lusting after black pussy here.
Literally looks like roast beef, and smells like a dead gorilla.
Who in their right mind would spawn niglets with a sheboon?
>>25295148
Can confirm, black women are fucking gross and look like gorillas
>>25295148
they smell funny
Tonight's the night. I'm just gonna kill myself. No point to life. How should I do it senpai? I don't own a gun so easy way is out of the question.
>>25330034
listen 2 this it will change ur mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4_oawrWaJ
>>25330325
I'm doing it anyway but if you are going to try to talk me out at least get the link right
>>25330034
Buy a gun if you don't have one
>Write suicide letter while crying like a little bitch
>Be in a very positive mood for no reasons for the last 30 minutes
>Try to reread suicide letter
>Holy shit what the fuck is this faggot bullshit
>So pathetic I want to kill myself again
Sounds Bipolar as fuck
>>25296066
Fugg :DDD not like I needed to add that.
A girl just held my hand romantically for the first time (multiple times tonight) and she told me she loves me. Am I a normie now?
Average user here wouldn't rate her lower than 6/10
how did manage that?
it was only the first time holding your hand and she already loves you? be careful my guy it sounds like a trick
You were always a normie.
>get home
>get so naked
who /alwaysnaked/ here?
>>25295044
>always naked
Disgusting...
ANOTHER DAY OF NORTH KOREAN TV IS ABOUT TO START!
COME WATCH THE FUN AND ADVENTURES OF GLORIOUS LEADER!
livestream.com/bootleggtv_13
broken link
>>25330391
Your computer is broken
>>25329996
Chosun is so surreal it's great
>text a girl
>she says she goes to sleep
>she proceeds to be online for 1 hour more
>>25295025
It takes an hour to idle offline my man
That or she hates you
So /r9k/ started out as an experiment to make a board that is fresh and original (an experiment which has clearly failed)
And for many years, it just functioned as another /b/.
But as we all know, /r9k/ has taken on an identity of its own as the de-facto single men's board. And that's good. Many imageboards on the web have a board dedicated to the trouble of single men, so why shouldn't 4chan?
What my proposal is is to make it official. Designate this board as the single men's board and adjust moderation to suit that.
"Fembot"...
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Fuck off, you degenerate newfaggot scum. This isn't your board. This is never going to be your board. Accept this or stop browsing here and find somewhere else to post your pathetic shit.
In case you were confused - get fucked
>>25330095
Getting a little toasty, sweetheart?
>>25329982
>Rose threads, Misaki threads, porn, other off topic threads just clog up the board
where the fuck do you think those threads come from? they come from the urge of single men to seek relief from pain and collective company
dumb cunt
>be me a year ago
6:00 Heavy duty workers jackhammering the sidewalk out of my window
>Im affraid to wake up, Im affraid of the day
>Every morning im affraid to open my eyes
>Im scared of the dawn
>I have no idea what to do with the coming day
>o kurwa (fuck)
>In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen
>I...
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>>25295002
Someone fucking read this
>>25295098
okay, i did
id like to eat goblin, at least once
is this legit or what?
definitely looks like her, more nudes inside?
>>25296350
>is this legit or what?
no
I think I am getting more and more autistic guys. I use to have normal dreams like everyone else but now things have changed. Now I simply dream about shapes like squares and triangles with no other context to them. These dreams seem to happen when I am daydreaming too, It has been leaving me void of any real emotions and it is nearly impossible to talk to people after they occur. What the hell is going on with my brain?
You're just going through a vaporwave phase.
>>25294953
Something similar happened to me when I spent a few months doing nothing but coding and didn't see many people. Maybe doing more different things will help you, idk
>>25295032
But i stay fairly active. Or is it just the monotony of my activities?
So I'm eating these arabian meatballs right now... they're sooo good
Why does r9k hate racemixing again? Please provide logical reasons that don't rely on fabricated sources or pure unsubstantiated opinion
Thx :3
>>25329930
/pol/ hates racemixing senpai. Some /pol/lacks come here saying that stuff. But true robots would take any race
>>25329930
>Why does r9k hate racemixing again?
On average, brown people are more ugly, stupid, violent and unclean
>>25330486
Liar
Whites and Asians > Latinos > Blacks
That's it, the bullies won. I'm here thinking about suicide every night and they're having time of their life. Chad and Stacy, they truly were meant for this world. Maybe we really are bad people that deserves everything we get, post yfw when you realized the bullies won
owned faggot!
You're a fucking idiot for letting /r9k/ culture influence you so much
No seriously, let how much of a dumbass you are sink in
And do something about it this time
Like god damnit I hate myself too but at least I do something I love myself for
>>25330103
? I was a loser and suicidal before r9k.
>tfw no mommy gf
Let's have another one of these comfy threads. Share feels, experiences, fantasies, etc.this summer, there was a girl from SoCal who would start mommy threads and fetishpost with us faggots. I had her email but lost it, and now the archive is down. Anyone know what happened to her?
>>25294790
Can you post the image without the caption? And at a resolution not made for fucking ants?
>>25294891
I stole it from the last thread. Just image search it, you'll find the gif
I think we're interpreting that picture differently
I see it as the guy grabbing her ass forcefully to remind her that she isn't in a postition to talk to him like that