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just be you are self. we ruv yoo rong time
>>25293009
I love asian stoners. such a rare breed.
>tfw your internet friend left what might be a suicide note on tumblr but you can't tell if it is or not.
It said "in conclusion, eat my entire ass"
It could be him just referencing something but it makes me uneasy
I'm drinking so I don't worry about it
I doubt that's a suicide note. If it is, big props to your friend for giving that little of a fuck.
>>25293032
Usually he tries to make a poem when he goes through his moods.
He's a massive faggot who gets suicidal over women
His girlfriend tried to kill herself on christmas and it could be that she either died in the ER (unlikely) or dumped him
He also has side girls that he talks to from gaia online
Welcome to Dr Danny's dating corner. if you are looking for no bullshit dating advice look no further.
I can help you get that qt gf of your dreams.
So let's hear what your problem is and I'll do my darnedest to help.
My credentials:
>under 30
>fucked just over 50 chicks
>oldest 58, youngest 17(was 24)
>lost virginity at 14
>fucked black/Chinese/Brazilian/Swedish/German/English/Scottish/Welsh/Irish/Hungarian/Russian/Ukrainian/Croatian/Japanese/Australian/South African/Canadian/American/French/philipeno girls
>Have had MMF threesome
>have had FFM threesome
>have fucked a trap
>have been in slave/Dom relationship
>have lived with long term gf before
>have cheated on gf before
>STD free, never had STD
>have fucked married chick(few times lol)
>might have kids, not sure about it.
>fucked fat chicks, stick thin chicks and everything in between.
>fucked 3 virgins.
So let's hear what you need help with
Describe the FMM threesome. A girl I know asked me to have one with her and her boyfriend and I'm hesitant but curious. She's hot but I'm really uneasy about the idea of actually fucking a girl while another guy does
>>25329644
Op-senpai, how the hell do I initiate conversation with qt3.14? She seems cool and is pretty but I cant fucking think of a way to talk to her
Dr. Danny I think you are a liar
who else /friendsallbusy/ here?
>>25292980
>Having any friends at all.
And this, ladies and robots, is how you spot a normie.
>>25293022
>pretennding you actually have 0 friends
>friends
Where do you think we are, young normie?
who else in or applying to law school here?
How was your 1/2/3L, what are your stats, have you submitted your apps, where do you want to go, where have you heard back from, etc.
currently applying myself, hitting about half of the t14, aiming for schools in the 4-8 range.
>>25329631
>law school
whyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>25329671
because i dont want to be a neet or a wagekek
>>25329728
so why would you throw your life away like this?
Post you're bed.
>>25292841
I am bed.
Women are not physically attracted to men's bodies. They are attracted to things like wealth, status, power, charisma, and utility that emanate from his body, lifestyle and personality, not the body itself.
Men are only attracted to women's bodies, and things like emanate from her body directly, like the sound of her voice, the look in her eyes, the warmth of her smile, the way she laughs, etc. Men are not attracted to personalities, a sexy personality can make a sexy woman sexier, but if a man is not physically attracted to her, there is no way he ever could be (while sober), doesn't matter what her personality is like. Women can be swayed by personalities, which is why you will often see not so bad looking women with disgusting slobs of men, while men would rather just be alone than be with someone they're not at all attracted to. This is also why PUA tricks can work even for ugly fatasses.
So I hope I explained well enough these common misunderstandings.
>I'm a good looking guy damnit, why don't women like me? Why are they going for men who are uglier.
Because women are attracted to male personalities, not bodies.
>I'm a thoughtful and intelligent woman, why are men only interested in me because of my body, they should be attracted to my mind and not see me as just a sex object
Because men are attracted to female bodies, not personalities.
>>25329538
>Women are not physically attracted to men's bodies.
Nope
Wrong, women are mostly attracted to masculine facial aesthetics.
>>25329538
why are you still so obsessed with that chingchong? It was years ago, move on with your life ffs
>at grocery store
>decide to put 2 items in bag and walk out
>no alarms
>nobody chased me
>everyone says im in the clear
im a fucking idiot. i dont even know why i decided to do it and im freaking the fuck out. like am i fucked? i dont know. who else /gotaway/ here?
>>25329508
No, they review the tapes at night. They'll be looking for you anon.
You're fine as long as you don't go back there
>>25329508
Hear those sirens? They're coming for you!
>27 years old
>no job in 3 years
>no education past high school
>social anxiety
>fear of failure
>no friends
>live with mom
Should I just kill myself?
Nah, anything could happen and you'll eventually die anyway. In the meantime just heavily invest in some hobby to keep your mind occupied.
>>25329404
Hate to say it, but yes. You're limited to a life of terrible wageslavery. But, try NEETing as long as you can, I guess.
>>25329404
>26
>no job ever
>dropped half-way thru CS degree
>smell bad
>live with parents
yeah we should
Does anyone else not feel attraction anymore? Not just with the opposite sex, but, like, at all?
Thing is, I'm not even really talking about erectile dysfunction. It's like the reflex is there, but there's no real point to it. My boners are completely disconnected from sexual attraction. I don't fantasize.
It's kinda strange.
Did you read my mind? I hope this is just a phase and I turn back to normal soon.
Same here. I am reduced to apathy and inaction.
It's not all bad. I think I'd be great surrounded by a lot of people who have a lot of emotions and are very spontaneous.
Good as a counterweight. An anchor. I always said I was ... glacial.
I like being me. That's one of the best things. I need very little to be satisfied. I want for very little.
Although I just buried some compost outside and I hope that the earthworms I dug up are okay. They're good company.
It is a bit disconcerting, however, this whole thing. I think sexuality and drive are intrinsically linked both physiologically and psychologically, and while too much is definitely bad, especially if you don't know or don't want to channel it properly... None may well be just as bad.
The problems are just quieter.
why does /r9k/ have a lower file size limit than other boards? doesn't seem fair.
Yeah I always thought that was bullshit.
>>25292670
manifestation of our collective low-test in digital form
>>25292670
Because we're a containment board.
Hey there it's about 1024pm where I am. It's my birthday tomorrow and I have the repeat privilege to spend it alone. Any anon want to wait with me until I can feel like complete shit once 12 hits? Ask me what you want I'll keep searching for images to justify my existence.
>>25329379
Happy almost birthday op!
I know it's not the best feeling in the world, but hopefully you feel better knowing some shit over the Internet cares about you <3
>>25329379
Women ...
http://lilymakeupartistry.com/drug-addictliving-rough/
Pic related
>>25329416
I am the op. I didn't invite you faggot. Don't be a white Knight let us unite with dionysian splendor in degeneracy. Be my brother in blasphemy
>your brother is so neat and clean, so organized
>you have to change
>k-k mom
>tfw I am that brother
>>25292615
>tfw i am that brother
>tfw kissless virgin at 23 while my brother is somewhat succesful socially
>>25292615
>tfw most academically successful one in my family but thought of as anti-social and borderline autistic
Started using a cumrag for the first time in my life. It's sort of strange how I don't want to throw it away even though it's the most disgusting thing I own.
>only a rag
i use an entire blanket, pleb.
iv'e been using it for around 5 years now, and i sometimes sleep in it
freaking normie
>jack off
>cum into my hand
>wipe it on the side of my bed
>repeat until i hae to wash the sheets
>repeat
>asymmetric hairline that looks like I'm balding (but it was just as bad, if not worse in my school photo taken when I was 8)
>disgusting yellow teeth and vampire fangs
>whole face contorts when I smile
>super hungry skeleton
>bushy, wild eyebrows
>skoliosis
>dead gaze
JUST
Forgot to mention the worst of all somehow. I'm 5'7
>>25292536
>>25292564
Dude I'm almost exact same except5'6" JUST
>how do you find flaws in a flaw?
