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i just woke up from a dream where a teacher i had a crush on hugged me
>tfw I realize after waking up that it's the most loved i felt for years
and there's this fag
>>25331084
teacher/student flings have been known to happen. robots are just jealous that chad gets it plus stacy, rose, tomoko, etc.
>chad wins
>chad will always have a victory over people
>>25331084
Any more screencaps of that or is that all?
Prepare for yum yum drink tomorrow...
I love yum yum drink
>>25296900
in b4 anon poisons water supply
wtf am i reading
Anon, its 2016 in an hour, where's your gf? Who'll you be ki$$ing?
whoever i want babe
>like, omg anon. Why are you so shaken by the cold indefinite embrace of death?
i-i-im not, you a-are!
Whi else doing nofap/nooirn?
im waiting for my wife
who /cbt/ here? post ur sad thoughts and i will prove them wrong with logic
cock and baIl torture?
>>25330557
I fear my death, I fear I will be alone my entire life, I fear I will never be successful, I fear i'll not allow myself to open up to another again after being keked so hard
>>25330557
Applying logic to irrational sad thoughts doesn't make them go away because you can't make recurrent sad feelings go away rationally.
Drunk on a Sunday night, boys.
Get in here.
Wasn't even aware it was a sunday until now.just checked the time, now it's monday
>>25296845
Eurofag?Go to bed, Anon
Today I give you a choice. A choice to join the world of your waifu. Or for your waifu to become real. But be warned there are some conditions that come with each decision. If you choose to join the world of your waifu you essentially become a character in that show/manga/game etc. and must deal with whatever the characters have to deal with on a daily basis. (Once said platform of media ends you must continue to go through similar situations that happened cannonly) You also have to deal with other characters who have cannon relationships with your waifu. On the other hand if you choose for your waifu to become real all the Weaboos in the world will know of this instance and will constantly attempt to steal your waifu.
>>25296741
I see no problem becoming 2d to join her. 3d sucks anyways.
Could I end up dying in the 2d world?
>>25297677
Wouldn't dying with your waifu in 2d be better than dying alone in 3d?
Great now i want to kill my self, thanks a bunch
>at strip club
>sit down
>tall, blonde girl (23) approaches
>she starts talking to me
>she asks me if I want go to a private room
>don't know what to say
>I just agree
>she takes me into the private lap dance room
>she says "what do you want me to do"
>I say "i don't know"
>she puts a handkerchief on my pants and starts dancing
>she grabs my hands and puts it on her ass
>she starts slapping her own ass
>she says "do it"
>I do it
>she puts her breasts in my face
>she says "do you want to take things further"
>I say "what?"
>She says "i want to suck your dick"
>i refuse
>I don't tell her it's because I'm afraid of stds
>I start going limp because she's rubbing her bare pussy on my pants and the handkerchief fell off
>she says it again
>"wouldn't you love to have my mouth on your dick?"
>I tell her "I don't know"
>she dry humps me the whole time while doing other things
>she keeps asking me to grab her, because I'm sitting there frozen most of the time
>I was scared
>I tell her I'm finished, I pay her and leave
You just saved yourself from an STD congratulations senorito Anon
>>25330530
>>She says "i want to suck your dick"
>>i refuse
what exactly did you say? " no thanks " ?
>>25330530
>>25330601
Not all stripper has std. but I am thinking is much possible if this one is so quick to want to give blowjob.
I need help finding pepe's that aren't in my collection in hopes of building the largest pepe collection, ever.
How bout nay
>>25296691
ty master dong
Who /devilish/ here?
>Make a fake okCupid account
>Make guys drive cities to fuck
>Add the ugliest and most beta people and say/do shit like "You look like a thumb, I don't date children / you need to be 6'0 or up to ride this / sorry I don't date ugly asians only the black dick (I was pretending to be Korean and would turn down asians) / tell guys that i want an open relationship / insult fat asses and shit"
>Masturbate in bed.
>jizz all over sheets
>get dog to clean it all up
Saves on dog food too
>>25330469
pls share profile
>go to public toilet
>don't flush
I just want to fucking crusade against minorities. I wish that when Trump is elected, he announces a race war to expel the Mexicans and Arabs, and eventually even the blacks sometime down the line. I wish that he just announces open season on them until they get their ass back over the border.
If I join the army, can I kill some shitskins in the middle east? Would it be that hard passing the training if I'm relatively weak? Should I build up my strength ahead of joining the military? God I just fucking hate minorities.
I wouldn't mind living somewhere that isn't the US. Problem is, my wife is White, guess I have to stay.
>>25296589
Oh mighty crusader let me be your healslut.
Normie, robot, or cyborg, we're all here to feel.
ITT: Post feels of any kind. EVERYONE is welcome. Play nice. No normie hate allowed.
>>25296555
>No normie hate allowed
Wrong board kiddo
>>25296575
No normie hate FOR ONE GOD DAMNED THREAD chill out
>tfw there is a worldwide gf shortage because of the lack of disease and war
>tfw instead of either getting a pure qt and living happily ever after or peacefully dying we are now doomed to suffer for a long and miserable life
it's called the ultimate influx
Who here /catfish/? Im doin right now and I gotta say it really boost my confidence and seeing the tits these woman love showing to Chad is a benefit too.
What website are you doing it on?
>>25296372
Skout
