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Who /anxiety/ here? It's such a pervasive feeling, what do you robots do to get by?
>>25303111
I don't get by my anxiety. I just stay away from situations that cause it to explode
>>25303111
Drugs. Xanax is great. Its like being lost at sea without anything but the clothes on your back. Youre tired and you just want to stop treading water and give up. Then suddenly a yacht comes along filled with food and drink. You have it all to yourself and you never have to leave as long as youre high. The withdrawal is literally JUST.
>what do you robots do to get by?
I avoid situations that trigger it.
>she asks for a dick pic
>send one
>"oh"
>>25333268
>being stupid enough to send dick pics
>being normie enough to have a girl requesting such thing
i truly hope you get cancer anon
>>25333291
>calling stupid and normie the poor faggot OP
>being this angry and frustrated
leave him alone, cancer
THE WHITE KNIGHT IS HERE
kill yourself :)
Fuck me anon, you went full spack.
NEVER send a dick pic.
https://youtu.be/cjW2dtrZR1w
it makes me breath harder out of my nose
>winter 2015/2016
>not wearing a facemask
this is literally a robot's best friend, enjoy never having to care about your appearance again
i'm seriously considering moving to alaska just to be able to wear it every day
>>25333259
I lost mine and haven't had the time to find a new one.
>feels bad
>>25333259
I just wear sunglasses, winter hat and headphones
same effect really mi familia
Will this work for everyone? I imagine cops will shoot you if they can't see there's a white beneath the mask.
>tfw no fat-assed slutty ganguro gf to anally fuck and cum inside of
>tan
>tfw no k-pop gf
>>25302593
Iktfb
I wanna fuck k-bitches
Why is life so hard robros?
>>25302553
Bumpbumpbumpu
>>25303584
because no one will bump you. also sage
>>25302553
Because you haven't killed yourself yet
>Family playing card games
>I get absolutely BTFO in a game based solely on luck
>Family makes light fun
>I sperg out throw my cards on the table swearing and leave
Fuck sakes man
>playing cards against humanity with normie friends
>the card is "in a world plagued by_____, our only I hope is_____"
>I play "in a world plagued by women's suffrage, our only hope is men"
>my card doesn't get picked and the one that did get picked is some lolrandom card
>I keep playing /pol/-esque cards that pick fun at Jews and minorities and they keep favoring the lolrandom ones
>I start playing lolrandom cards that aren't political or poke fun at people
>instantly start winning
>tfw normies aren't /pol/ like me
>>25302346
Well at least you're aware that you're a fuck up.
>>25302491
That game CAN be fun, but it all depends on the people you play with and the cards. It's better online anyway.
http://pretendyoure.xyz/zy/
>>25302346
lol i hope this is real
Help me find pictures of an obscure handsome person so I can troll roasties, This is always great fun, hoping to get some nudes out of it too.
I need realistic looking pictures were a woman can be tricked into thinking that they're a regular joe and not a model or actor.
>>25302290
I'll share whatever nudes I end up getting. Also I want to make my Chad a neo nazi or something to see if they still fall for him. So I need a blond hair blue eyed Chad.
Better get to bed wageslimes, you need to be up at 5am for that morning commute!
I'm self employed. But yeah, I still wake up at 3-5AM.
>>25302174
I'm on school break, I wont have to wake up early for school until Jan 25th, now I can enjoy the neet lifestyle for an entire month, I'm excited.
Who here /gonetocompleteshit/?
>left home and took a greyhound to a new city
>live in squaller in a foreclosed house with nothing but a shitty laptop and a couple days worth of clothes
>junkie
>haven't eaten in two days
>considering sucking somebody off for some more crack or cigarettes
Why did you become a junkie?
let's share our hatred for fat people, the scum of earth
U just jelly that he gets 100 blowjobs a day for having that car.
>the only reason i'm fat it's my genetics!
I thought he wouldn't get out. Happy ending, thanks OP.
Would you date a girl that works at GameStop, has a bunch of cosplay/video game themed tattoos, and facial piercings? She also smokes, but she's pretty autistic and doesn't have many friends besides the people she works with (all guys). She's 22 and kind of chubby. Will probably become a fatty as she ages. She's only ever had 2 boyfriends since I've known her (8 years) and both were pretty serious/long term.
I don't really find her attractive, but I've known her for years and know she's not really a whore. And I don't want to be a virgin anymore.
Everything sounds good besides the smoking
>>25302004
Dating women you're not attracted to for the purpose of losing your virginity is a bad idea and will hurt your psyche in the long run. Don't do it. Find a hooker and keep your friend.
>>25302004
hmm
>female
>22
>2 boyfriends
>serious long term relationships
hmm...something doesn't add up
Who else here /addictedtointernet/ here? I just want to get away from it forever.
My computer broke a couple years ago and during the week without it (no smart phone) I read a whole book, cleaned, spend time with my dog, enjoyed life. I was embued with the feeling of being alive and now it's gone again. This also happens when. I go on vacation without internet, I feel new.
The past 8 years have just been. Scroll, scroll, fap, scroll, scroll.
I have books I want to read, a house to clean, a bored dog. How do I step away?
>>25333142
Turn off your computer right now you fucking retarded faggot.
>>25333142
Break your computer.
>>25333142
>How do I step away?
just do it. starting is the hardest part.
Is there anything more beta than taking back a girl who cheated on you and let another guy stick his willy in her vagina?
Do people not have any self respect and dignity?
Hmm, so i guess not.
