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Who else /regret/?
>dated 8/10 girl a year ago, she breaks up with me eventually
>mutual friend shows me pictures of her now
>mfw she's absolute 10/10 now and dating a guy who has a job and his own place
>mfw I realize haven't had my shit together for god knows how long
>mfw I realize everyone I know is growing more attractive except me
but wait there's more
>mfw stuck because of a sense of duty in a relationship that's recently become long distance, with a girl who barely ever talks to me, and who is probably on the verge of leaving me herself
>mfw probably too autistic to attract someone else if we break up
>mfw have crush on a friend who is apparently attracted to everything that moves except me
>mfw wallowing in depression every night over this state and deliberately playing mindless fast paced videogames to avoid thinking about it
just fuck my shit up senpai
omg such regret tbhqhwufmomgbbq
some slut isn't with u!!! wtf tbhqh omg smhsmh baka
Did I get this shitty /soc/ 2.0 bullshit right?
>>25333730
Become a real fucking robot and realize women are unnecessary. They're all whores who do whore acts and are, in fact, Chad-dick thirsty whores.
Where the fuck are the real robots at!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25333730
So you were dating a literal whore who gives out her pussy based on resources/currency. Why are you sad she no longer offers her services at the same rate? Find a new whore.
I used to love obscure shit, and took pride in my taste. But now I feel so alone, like all of this shit is pointless. I can't watch an anime or play an old game, because it's all lost to the past. It doesn't matter what obscure music I listen to, I don't have anyone to talk to about it.
My life is so fucking mundane and empty, and the only friends I have are decade old forum posts.
My soul is fucking rotting... Who the fuck am I? What am I doing? I can't escape anymore. Anime video games music they do nothing, I'm utterly alone, and now I can't even be alone with my thoughts. How did I become s self aware? How did I lose my edginess?
I can feel it. It's horrible..Even the biggest weeb fuckup losers go to cons and have forum friends and stuff.
Me? I used to think I was a special snowflake but now I realize how much of NOBODY I am, like Tomoko Kuroki. I used to think I was smart or different but I can feel how much of a fucking PEOPLE I am. I'm a sheep just like everyone else, a blurry face on the street, I think I'm going to puke.
>>25304161
i know every one of those feels
this is going to sound like bee yourself advice, but really, try any way you can to get in contact with someone. anyone. could be from here, could be from a forum, could be from a dating site, whatever.
i was coming unhinged like you then i desperately made this last attempt to talk to people, and i feel a little more anchored now that i have some kind of connection to the outside world again
>>25304217
The only people I can interact with is my family, I'm an awkward sperg at work and I can barely make chitchat. I feel like I have to put a mask on around everybody, I can't BEE MYSELF. my little brother took a picture of me today, I looked at it and realized that was me even though I see the same face in the mirror every day.
My brain is fucking fried dude. I'm broken. Whatever fucked up disorder I have, it doesn't matter. I'm so fucked.
>That moment when you find out moe behaviour exists in real life
Just where do I find a girl like this?
>>25333638
Have fun dating an insufferable snowflake
>>25333638
>some girl act retarded
>loser instanly falls for it
sorry i cannot relate to you
>>25333697
you and me both, i think we will get along well.
Who /onlylikesblackormixedgirls/ here? I'd say I have patrician taste in women. Literally the only reason you are alone is because you have shit taste in women. If you developed good taste it'd mean you are high T, and thus girls will be more inclined to be around you.
Black girls are versatile that is why
>>25304196
Never thought I'd see the day she made it on 4chan
Her smiles seemed to creepy to promote popularity
>brother asks me if I want to hang out with him and some girl
>after being a little reluctant I give in and say Yes
>he then brings up that he's going to be smoking, even tho he knows I don't like marijuana, I know socialization is an essential part of life so I said I'm okay with smoking
>he then tell me he doesn't want me to go
what the fuck? why would he invite me, if he didn't want me to go in the first place?
>>25304124
cut contact with your family, he's probably gonna get laid. your brother is not a brother.
Hey /r9k/, how do I convince my senpai that I actually love him? He's such a socially awkward loser that he doesn't think anyone could possibly love him.
>>25333616
Why the fuck would you love him?
>>25333639
Because he's been a good friend to me for many of my years, we often talk about deep, philosophical stuff, we have very similar hobbies, and he's able to pinpoint his own flaws, allowing himself to improve. He's also good at pinpointing other peoples flaws for them, allowing them to become better people if they choose to accept it.
>>25333616
Be persistent. You have to give him the solid impression that "yes, I want to be your qt waifu". Court him quite simply.
>22 years old
>5'7
>super narrow shoulders
>6 heads proportions
>my hands and feet are the same size as my 5'3 mom's
>literally EVERYBODY thinks im 15 or 16
how does a person like me even survive when nobody will respect you. how can i even get a job after i finish university if the HR whores will trash my application when they see i LITERALLY look like a kid
>>25304103
juss b urself my man
>>25304463
you too senpai
>want to try weed
>ask friends on FB where to buy
>they tell me to message this guy because he's gangster
>send him a friend request, he accepts
>use all the right keywords to set up the deal
>he says he can give me a big bag of weed for $200
>tells me to meet him in a park at night
>I go there at the arranged time
>he asks if I got the money, i say yes
>he pulls out a knife and threatens me
>takes my phone, wallet, shoes and jacket
Hopefully you learned your lesson OP, don't buy weed like that.
Darknet is much safer than that kind of bullshit.
Well that blows anon but you probably have legit beef with whichever friend set you up with such a sketchy hookup
Hopefully the nigger get his and ends up in jail for a long time
>>25333593
I buy from a white guy in a BMW
>Black
>Can't get off to interracial porn because you don't have the BBC
Any other blackbots know this feel? Why can't everyone just be born with the same sized penis?
>>25303927
I have a seven incher but I always thought it was small due to porn.
desu, don't bother with interracial, its hella racist and will fuck you up mentally.
>>25303927
Im sorry you're black
Anyone else /bored/?
>About six months into NEETlife after dropping out of college
>Emotional trainwreck,anti-social, all that good stuff
>Enjoyed it the first couple months
>Illusion fades, all of my days are the equal
>Equally boring
>LITERALLY do nothing but lay in my bed, jack off, read mango and play vidya
Anyone of you robots felt the same? Is the superior NEETlife just a meme? Share your thoughts.
>>25333557
NEETlife works when you have aspirations. Something to get out of bed for. Without that, being a NEET can be hell.
>>25333586
This. Apply yourself to something (you WILL NOT feel like it at first) and you'll gain a sense of fulfillment. Programming is nice if you don't have any ideas, woodworking, something.
>>25333586
If you had something to strive for, whywould one not be in employment, education or training then?
Have normies left ?
This board has become so shitty because of them I almost never came here in a while...
I miss y'all robots...
>>25333493
We are still here
Man it sure feels good having a GF and a job that I love
21 khv, dropped out of Uni twice.
What's up OP, how's life treating ya?
How was your XMAS guys?
There was literally about 100 people at my place. My parents have a big house and love inviting everyone over.
I lasted about an hour or so before I had quickly slip away and hide in my room. I just can't be around all those people like that. It's so overwhelming and tiring for me. btw I am 28 years old.
I really dread this time of year.
>>25303854
Hey!!! No go here, I made a Christmas Thread first.
>>25303813
>>25303933
This one has a better OP image, sorry.
>>25303854
I got tea, slippers, and a shitload of pajamas. Can't complain.
>>25303854
It was just another December 25th for me. No gifts or anything.
>>25303933
>listening to tripcunts
>spend all day looking at my monitor browsing 4chan
>been 7 years living like this now
this can't be healthy
No it isn't healthy.
>>25333488
don't see it changing anytime soon tho
or ever desu
>>25333495
Ride the lightning senpai
How do you guys deal with the fact that you and the vast majority of humanity will suffer infinite torment eternally in the next life?
>>25303837
Hell iis just a story bad people tell themselves to not do bad things. If you need the threat of eternal torment to not be a shitty person, you're probably a shitty person
>>25304037
but if there is no supreme being to dictate moral values who can objectively define what makes one a "shitty person"?
>>25304122
>who can objectively define what makes one a "shitty person"
What benefits society. Ethics. Understanding that yes, you are an individual BUT you are still part of the human species. That's why 90% of people are assholes.
THE single worst thing to happen to humans or this planet in general was gaining the ability to say "I".
Is permanent sadness our curse? Do we deserve our fate?
>>25303817
No and no.
Sometimes it feels that way, but there are occasional moments of glimmering hope that lead me to a 'no' answer for your first question.
I've never been happy.
Always waiting for something that never comes; always hoping it will get better.
But it never does. I remember when I was in middle-school, I wanted to go to high school so that the bullying would be over, so I could make new friends. When I was in high school, I wanted to go to university so that I could re-invent myself and so that I wouldn't be the weird loser. When I was in university, I wanted to graduate and find a job so that I wouldn't be so soul-crushingly lonely. Now, I work, and welll... I don't know what comes next.
I could write essays with the things I want. But it doesn't matter what I want, because things never go my way, I've always hated my life, and all those years spent wishing for a certain stage to end so I could move on, hoping it would get better.
I am convinced I will never find happiness or contentment.
