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hey ladies can you rate my arms (ladies only!!!!!) ive been hitting the gym lately doing the curl machine so ive been getting noticable improvements. i look like im 14 so lifting is my only hope of people recognizing me as 21 but im not so sure not even my army uniform works
STOP MAKING SO MANY DAMN THREADS
>>25305157
woah bro are you insulting me
>be me
> work with 12 different people
>coworker buys food for everybody except me
> only get offered left overs after they are already cold
>mfw
How fucked up is this?
Bring in alot of food as if you were ganna share and eat it all
Coworkers only exist as targets OP. One day we will rise up. Until then, get back to mopping.
Anyone up for some late Splatoon?
>>25305002
Only if you're S+ babe
>>25305027
Naw, moved to US and now down from A to B. Drinking might have something to do with that.
I have fantasies where I am in a philosophy course and I just blow everyone away with my ideas and I become #1 student. morality doesn't exist
Post this in /his/, it would be funny. I promise.
>>25304997
That's an excellent film, but your post gives off the impression that you're underaged.
who else really feels sorry for these NEETS? I don't understand how you can have such an empty life, they realise this and project their anger by insulting us wageslaves, I can admit that I'm a wageslave, but I would much prefer to have a job, my own place and a car than do absolutely nothing all day and have nothing to show for it, not to mention being a burden on your parents.
Don't worry NEETs, you'll make it someday.
Good for you, I have no desire to """improve""" myself or prove how awesome I am to normies.
>>25334313
Contrary to belief, not all NEET's are suicidal and only play games or watch anime to distract themselves from death. Believe me if you want, but i had a part time job for close to a year and i have never felt worse in my entire life. It wasn't necessarily the job or the company, but i constantly thought of being at home playing games, watching movies and listening to music. The happiest i ever felt in my life (and still do) is being a NEET because it creates a sense of freedom from the thousands of problems normies have on a daily basis.
I'm a NEET and I have my own house and my own car. I see where you are coming from but my family is so rich it would be pointless for me to work. I guess I'm lucky though,
>tfw no intp bf
>>25304903
im intp-t wanna be my gf
how about intj
>tfw no enfj bf to help you manage difficult social situations
>You will never relive the early 2000s Internet
>You will never again experience a time before smartphones and social media
>2000 was nearly 16 years ago
Where did it all go so wrong?
I was there in Newgrounds back in the day. Still have an account that I haven't logged onto in a few months. Pretty shit place 2bh. I like the new internet minus all the normies.
Social media was always around, remember MySpace?
Normies have always ran a mock on the Internet, only difference is back then nobody pandered to them, now everyone panders to them
And you do realize while Smartphones did help get more people on the Internet, 90% of flip phones also had some cheesy obscure Internet app as well, right?
>you will never experience ragdoll avalanche 3
Anyone else doesn't see the appeal of friends or any social interraction anymore? The more I see my "friends" (only a couple of them) and/or my family, feelings of boredom and detachement take over me. It's like I've grown to despise being with people.
same. I don't think it's sour grapes either, I'd just prefer to be alone at this point. I had a girl for a while, I enjoyed her company, but she's gone now so I'll just go back to solitude
it's really not that terrible, obviously I still socialize here (if you can call it that)
Normie life is better life, why u stil here?
>>25304858
I was a NEET one year ago and now am a Normie now and I am rapidly approaching Chad status(being 21 as a freshmen in UNI is guaranteed pussy). I come back here because it reminds me to keep pushing forward rather than sitting alone in my room.
Still looking for the "become a normie" button on my keyboard.
Why does everyone here hate this country so much?
>>25304787
Niggers of course
>>25304787
If anything America is Chad because it fucks all the other countries.
>Anon's first shitpost
welcome to the club pal!
is just got in big trouble with the law
i am getting 2 years probation.
my life would be over as my chances of getting a good job are just about nil now.
however my mother is going to buy me a house so i feel my life is salvageable.
how do you feel about this?
>>25334118
MORE RARE EGGMANS
>>25334118
Post exact details. We can't evaluate the social consequences otherwise. Also, male or female?
>>25334118
Let me guess, Americuck who had some weed or something.
>"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?"
Seriously, this shit needs to stop. I see a qt on the bus and imagine what her feet smell like, whether her self-esteem is low enough to where I stand a chance, if she'll cheat on me with tyrone...etc
>tfw your pure o OCD makes you the ultimate theoretical stalker
That feeling eventually fades, and is slowly replaced with apathy.
Tumblr h8 Thread
Post tumblr links
go to them
Comment in their ask box "triggering" things until they suicide
>>25304719
you should probably get a life, or kill yourself.
>tfw went to an all boys school after being diagnosed with ASD when I was 11
>grew disillusioned with the condition two or three years later, don't have it anymore, consider myself "normal" by societal standards yet it still affected my fucking social life and education in some way
Who else missed out on high school social life? I had barely any access to girls my age at 16 - who here know the suffering?
>>25334107
I have borderline Aspergers (or whatever, I don't care about terms.) I know your feels. I'm mildly alexithymic and i still hypersystemize and "think like an autist" in a slightly disjointed manner if that makes any sense.
I'm the sort that in theory hates cops because they're people but I can't hate them because they are so... neat.
Just learn to code then impress chicks with your productivity.
>>25334107
I went to an all boys school and still knew girls throughout my time there
>>25334107
>having a specific disorder
>not just being an immature 15 year old stuck in a 23 year old's bodyLITERALLY LOL SO RANDUM IRL AND HAVE NOBODY TO SHARE IT WITH
>wake up feeling good
>get clean
>pose in front of the mirror a bit
>damn I look nice
>want to fuck everything standing on two legs within a fifteen mile radius
>remember why I can't
Why can't you? I feel the same way some mornings, I'm just wondering what's holding you back
>>25304756
bouts of anxiety and depression, insecurity over the manboobs and the overbite, you know, normal robot stuff
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