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>Misaki hasn't saved me yet
>>25301821
YET nigga.
is this accurate? i need meme advice
The foot tattoo should be a queen of spades tattoo.
>>25301813
Made me kek desu. very accurate
mustache wax - yay or na?
why curl it up instead of letting it droop down?
Ya.
If it droops down you either look like a biker, a beaner, or Wilford Brimley.
If it curls up you have a chance at looking classy, eccentric, or at worst a hipster (which is still pretty attractive to a lot of people).
What I actually like about being a man:
I honestly like it that men are expected to do the first step. Sure, that often sucks and it's hard...
...but when women do the first step and you are not interested, it's awkward and cringe-worthy and stressful.
I'm way too neurotic and autist to handle these situations and to reject someone. I have a hard time saying "no", don't wanna hurt anyone etc.
Now, imagine being a woman ... and you'd have to do that all the fucking time!
That would be way too much work and stress for me, I'd probably never go out.
I understands your feel, fellow autist
>on cuckcademy
>trying to learn Python
>make mistake
>hit backspace
>goes back a page instead of deleting the text how I wanted it to
Every fucking time.
>>25301570
I tired reaching myself programming via MIT OC too but realized I was too stupid before I even finished Chapter 1
>>25301604
I only know Java cause muh Minecraft meme. Always see six figure job postings on Indeed for Python devs so figured I'd try. But god damn Codecademy is a piece of shit.
>wake up angry
>play video games to relax
>do badly because I'm angry
>get even angrier
>roommate is loudly doing his internet D&D shit, basically 5 nonstop hours of yelling because he has no concept of an inside voice
>this makes me so mad I can't even stand it
Whilst master is out working I'll be pining for him like a lost puppy.
Once he gets home I'll be waiting there wearing a specially chosen pair of sexy lingerie to welcome him back with a hug and kiss.
I'll lead him to the main bedroom and slowly undress his uniform making sure to take in all of his musky scent that has built up from his hard day at work.
Button by button I'll work my way down his shirt, caressing his chest, before unbuckling his belt and pulling down the zipper. At this point master reveals his wonderful, manly, dick and heavy balls.
The sight and smell makes my head swim.
I nuzzle his ballsack, swollen with little tadpoles desperate to escape, and breathe in more of the heady aroma. Master's dick is now standing straight, throbbing with heat in the cool air, I lick my lips hungrily.
>>25301432
That would be sexy to read if it weren't for the fact that this board is infected by disgusting trannies.
>>25301432
I LIKE BIG BALLS
AND I CANNOT LIE
>"i don't need a gf, i'll just borrow yours for tonight nothing personal kiddo."
>>25301410
W-why don't you just borrow me for the night instead, sempai?
>>25301410
>a character from a BL game fucking anyone's gf
>>25301410
>right hand
b-but nigga that's g-gay...
>tfw no gf to peel scabs off
Poor girl. Thankfully we live in a society that understands that not everything that looks horrible is contagious.
>>25301321
This bitch
>what're you looking at smoothskin?
>>25301357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cmexEZGQbs
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Share name of individuals who tells nice stories pls thanks very much
>>25301260
djkhaled305
>another one
>>25302750
>another one
i have a black friend who does this
what the fuck does it mean
>>25302788
It's a ghetto maymay tbqhwyf
>Mom is a former Stacy, her looks are gone so now manipulative evil is left
>Dad is a broken down chad because of my mom + looks are gone
>Oldest Brother is a neckbeard borderline NEET
>Middle brother pretends he's black and just goes out to party
>I'm Youngest and bastard child who my mom tricked dad into raising
>>25301215
> mums been married 3 times but is single now
> i am the youngest
> i have a mixed race older sister
> an older brother and sister
> parents split up before they were married
> my dads remarried and has 3 boys
Pretty chill to be honest, i get on well with my family.
Why are all my attempts to reach out for help always ignored?
>>25301047
Because the point of wallowing and pain is to endure it until you emerge a stronger, more hallow version of your former self. It's called growing up and we all experience it.
tfw you instinctively skip over posts with 3D pig trash as the OP and there's barely any threads left
Why are all these norms even here? Why can't they just post it on /b/ and /soc/ where they belong?
>>25301045
just go to /a/
>tfw all I want to do is fuck the shit out of a poor young girl, but I can't without risking jail time
>>25300912
No OP don't fuck up another persons life for your own sadistic pleasure
you should kill yourself bro
>>25301221
>>25301245
>the state decides at what age girls become women
fucking kek
but for real OP if you're into toddlers or something then go kill yourself
I can't sleep
>failing at college
>failign at life
>depression hard
>parents can't afford to support the living garbage aka me
>need to find job and become independent
>sad about no education
>incompetent in every area of life
>>25300764
Let's talk but you have to reply quickly so it's like we are having a conversation ok?
Who is your role model /r9k/ here is mine.
>>25333090
original commento
fuck off robot pls
Beyonder
An asshole who does whatever the fuck he wants.
