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Must be strangely exciting.
>>25298513
what the fuck are you talking about nigger
having an ak-47?
>>25298565
No when those psychopaths start claiming multiple lives.
>>25298589
of course it's exciting, their adrenaline is through the roof
Why are women so fucking sensitive? Can't take any kind of dark humor what's up with that
stop hanging out with shit tier women
does anyone else think that their best only/friend is 4chan?
I do have a few friends, but none of them get me like you guys <3
+1 katya
Is not my friend is my prison.
i mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold
i mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold
i mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold
i retard what never begins and cause fruits of virtue to mold
i retard what never begins and cause fruits of virtue to mold
i retard what never begins and cause fruits of virtue to mold
COUNTERSPELL
Why do people make fun of otherkin but defend transgenders?
They're both just as deluded.
Same reason why ten years ago they defended gays but not transgenders
The status quo of what people are wiling to support is constantly shifting
In 10 years, other kind will probably be a thing
Some kids will use their parents health plan to go get dragon teeth and wing implants or pigment injections or whatever else
You're free to self-identify as an Apache helicopter if you feel like it.
>society is logical
Just pretend to accept whatever they want you to accept
>tfw asian and no qt3.14, eastern european, weeb, nerdy, pure (I know Katya isn't) gf
>tfw you will never help Katya get ready for her date with Chad
>>25298374
I'm happy for Chang.
>>25298629
im sorry this is happening to you man
I love you anon. Even if you are a degenerate.
Thanks man.
Here's to us.
NEVER EVER
EVER EVER
VER EVER
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R EVER
EVER
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Vere
You used to call me on your shelf gnome.
POO POO PEE PEE ALL NIGHT
If i stop masturbating and focus really hard will I actually get the motivation to talk to females and end up at least fucking one?
Or should I just become a fatty and whack off all day enjoying what I can
>>25298191
Don't stop masturbating anon, just reduce the number.
Cut it out to like twice a week or something.
And only do it when your super horny, not when you're just bored and have nothing better to do than wanking.
>>25298242
Then whats the point
Go to good looking loser and do all that shit. Fucking turned my life around I get laid a lot (in college not sure how I'd do other wise) I don't even need lexapro anymore
>Spend Christmas Day at cousin's house (with family)
>Parents, myself (23, virgin) and uncle stay over night
>Can't sleep, go downstairs and sit on sofa getting drunk
>Cousin's wife (32) joins me, can't sleep also
>Always had a 'thing' for her, yet i've rarely ever talked to her in a non-awkward way
>Somehow we end up hugging, even in my drunk state i'm nervous
>We then move in to kiss, and my heart's beating fast
>Then she backs off after about 5 seconds and walks away
>Still in awe and confusion
>Next day she avoids me like the plague
I'm seeing her again on New Year's Eve. The fuck do I do? Do you think she told anyone?
>>25298036
just b urself around her ;)
>>25298036
>wait till shes isolated
>get naked
>kill yourself after taking a shit in front of her
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25298716
yeah do this anon.
Get in here. Make your name Wojak. Help other Wojaks. Take over the server.
agar.io/#LQE6R
THis game is v fun
bump
my comment is now original
FUCK THAT BITCH ASS BEE TEAM
THEY ARE FUCKING NORMIES
1. Stop what you're doing
2. Take a screenshot, preferably an overview (inb4 winfag)
3. Post it in this thread
tfw no one responds to your shit thread
Alright here it goes
>be me 23y/o, living with mum
>not actually a virgin, used to have casual sex with girls when I was 17, not doing well school and not having money was considered 'bad boy'ish back then
>install Tinder for the 20th time in my life
>get 0 matches in the first day
>no problem, fuck tinder, fuck this shit
>1 match in 1 week, it's a bot
>fuck this shit, un-install
>it's christmas, sitting home, playing vidya
>thinking maybe christmas will bring pity sex
>re-install Tinder, swipe every fucking thing to right
>get a match
>seems catfishing, but not a bot
>weird deceiving blurry pictures
>don't give a shit, desperate and loney for so long now
>start talking random shit
>try not spill spaghetti
>still do, she spills, too
>wtf, is she transgender
>i beg to go over her's for 3 days
>no dice, she goes to work
>she has a day off when I go to work
>I sacrifice holy vidya time to meet up with her
>time and place
>and she shows up
>I literally don't recognize her, wtf
>she's 3/10 something
>no worries, good thing I'm a heavy drinker
>head to closest bar
>I'm broke asf, she notices, starts buying drinks
>comments "hey Anon, your eyes are getting real dizzy, you ok?"
>am really drunk, for the first time in my life man up and say "yah, no, lets take a cab to your place"
>she fucking agrees
>what the actual fuck
>get to her place
>she has booze
>i start drinking, heavy, nervous
>she actually takes bottles away from me
>we have sex
>thought i'd cum in seconds, cause haven't had sex in 4 years and I usually cum in 15secs to porn
>nope
>she's so unattractive that I barely hold a boner
>she's so unattractive that I can go non-stop
>drill her for solid 6 hours
>hatefuck her
>anal her
>degrade her
>cum on her face
>pull her from hair
>"Anon you such a beast, do u ever get tired?"
>feel validated
>finally stop, she moans about being hurt
>sleep 2 hours
>wake up
>holy shit, can't believe my eyes
>it can't be
>just when you thought it couldn't get any uglier, she sure was looking ugly asf at morning
>lose morning wood
>leave without saying a single word
>first time in life feel accomplished, confident
doesn't matter, finally had sex, Reddit, I made it. Normies accept me!
>>25331794
>>25331796
ONLY THE FIRST TIME IN 4 YEARS???
ONLY?
THAT IS NOTHING
NOTHING
LIKE THE FIRST TIME
EVER
LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN . . .
EVER!!!!!
GET OUT NORMALFAG!!!
OUT!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>25331796
Dude did you have premature ejaculation during your hookups when you were 17?
Hey, /r9k/, I'm getting kinda concerned here and I'm not sure if it's just my sperg levels of anxiety or if I've got some legit warning signs with a girl who seems into me.
>be former ugly robot with long shitty hair and spooky skellington mode
>no hope for gf ever
>meet girl through my dad, she's the daughter of a friend of his
>a bit older than me, extremely cute, very traditionally attractive
>very obviously not interested in me, barely talk to her
>ff about 9 months, no longer ugly robot
>got haircut, better fitting clothes, and built some muscle
>suddenly get looks from women fairly frequently, definitely mirin
>doesn't really matter because im awkward and shy so i cant initiate conversations
>few days before xmas and its just me and my dad hanging at home
>said friend of my dad's isn't doing anything so he and his daughter come over
>she doesn't recognize me at first from how different I look
>doesn't even try to hide that shes eying me up and down
>start talking to her a bit more throughout the night
>notice a few redflags I'm not too keen on but I feel like I'm being too judgmental so I ignore it
>she asks me for my number
>hang out the next two days, becomes more obvious she's really into me
>my social anxiety flares up but I'm 99% sure it's coming across as aloof which is just making her more attracted to me
>together on xmas, just the two of us
>cooks me dinner and we just talk for a few hours before I hug her goodnight and leave
>keep thinking about certain things she said that set off warnings in my head
>can't stop worrying that I'm going to be cucked by this girl in an attempt to find a healthy relationship
>worry on top of that that I'm being paranoid and could possibly fuck up a decent chance at a relationship by being an idiot
Wat do, robots?
You might (and probably will) get cucked, or you might finally escape this place.
What do you want bro? Do you like her?
fug her
you're really asking this?
If you're wondering if your anxiety is validated, its not. It's definitely your anxiety and you should definitely go for her buddy
