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How hard is it to become a kickass lawyer
Like one of those Uncle Phil type lawers who are practically above the law and can twist their way around everything to win in court
>4yrs law-friendly major
>3-4yrs law school
>~10yrs as an associate being some other uppity lawyer's office bitch
enjoy
>>25293942
b-b-b-but anon, surely hollywood movies aren't lying when they make those movies with 20 yo lawyer actors and actresses, r-right?
>>25293942
dont forget the 300k-500k doleros you need
you know
before you actually start your education
>Hey, are you leaving already? It's not even midnight yet! How can we make you stay?
>>25293784
by fugging me
Do you have coke? No? Then I'm off to get some coke.
Did I miss the thread, or is Jizzus kill? I know he said last year that his living condition was making it difficult to continue the tradition.
His mom found the jizz and tried to flush it but passed out from the fumes and their house had to get a crane to get it out
>>25293667
Jizzuz is kill
why do pirated game installers have music on them?
like pretty much all of them do, for as long as I can remember (20+ years)
what's up with this?
I don't know but they're annoying. Always insta-mute them
Warez groups[1] are deeply connected with Demoscene[2] which create CG in assembler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NBG-sKFaB0
[1] - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warez_group
[2] - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demoscene
[3] - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demo_(computer_programming)
>>25293684
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NBG-sKFaB0 [Embed]
this entire game uses less space than a single screenshot of it. its mindfuck
Anybody want to play a game? Just set a trip, tell me your color, country name, and starting location, start at 5.
Roll Values:
0: 20 territories
1-3: 5 territories
4-6: 10 territories
7-9: 15 territories
dubs: 25 territories
Cmon guys get in here this is fun af
>>25329923
Have to specify what country you are m8, also color, and starting location
Blue. Troll Republic.
Starting position in picture.
>>25330025
Ok, got it m8
Greentext bc I can't do anything else
> be me
> in a relationship with 10/10 George Foreman
> she loves flowers
> like, she really loves flowers
> Christmas approaches
> was saving up to buy a pc
> fuck that
> use some of the money to get gf a nice necklace with a flower charm
> spending bitchmas with her so I get to see her reaction
> opens box
> "oh wow anon it's so beautiful! You didn't have to get this for me"
> her little sister walks up
> glances at the necklace
> "that's it? It's so small! Might as well use just gotten her a stuffed animal if you were gonna be that cheap"
> internally cringing but unphased
> gf agrees it was a dick move, but know her whole family thinks I'm some broke fucker living off neetbux
> mfw
I really appreciate the fact that I have no siblings
The little sister is jealous.
>has gf
Get out.
>has gf
>it isn't little sister
fuck off OP
just found a pimple by my [spoilers]Pee Pee[/spoilers]. Ance is getting out of ctrl
Percribed Epidum and doxyxyclone(antibiotic) by dumb pediatrition. If it doesn't help i get to see a real dermatologist.
Any tips Robots?
>>25329845
>Cut milk, cheese and anything lacteal in general
>Drink a lot of water
>Get Isotretinoine pills (they have to be prescribed by a dermatologist though)
>Try to eat less fats
>DO NOT FUCKING SQUEEZE THOSE BITCHES, IT WILL LEAVE A SCAR AND EVEN PERMANENT STAINS
>Keep your face clean
Good luck OP
>>25330005
Only thing i dont do is drink a lot.
My shitti peditrition said food makes no difference
I have mild acne but I'm thinking about going to my doctor and getting antibiotics for it. Might be a magic cureall. Already do a 3-step cleaning routine but it just isn't enough.
What do you guys think? Do they work?
Also sidenote: while I was in Europe my acne virtually disappeared with only using regular body wash and moisturizer on my face. How come?
But occasionally I'm triggered, and I say or write something. I have to. Well, I choose to. So here we are.
Let me put it plainly and directly: If you are a parent of an autistic child, you cannot hate autism and love your child.
If you hate autism, you hate your child.
Also, you are teaching your child to hate herself or himself.
Autism is essential to your child's identity. If you took away her or his autism - which isn't possible - your child would be a different person.
If you want a different person for a child, you don't love your child.
So, you aren't hating autism. Autism isn't a thing that exists to hate. It does not exist outside of its expression in actual human beings. We've just created an idea and given it a name and clustered definition, representing a shared way of being for some people. The only place autism exists is in people - it exists as real people. Instead, you are hating your child, despite your words and beliefs to the contrary. And you are teaching your child self-rejection and self-hatred.
Autism is no different than race or sexual orientation or humanity itself. It is simply part and parcel of a person's being.
I love my black child, but I hate blackness. I love my gay child, but I hate homosexuality. I love my son, but I hate men.
I love my autistic child, but I hate autism.
Now let me put it clearly :
1) take a side
2) bump my fuuckin thread, goddamit
2) debate the matter at hand
>girl cheats on robot
>robot goes complete serial killer mode
I mean It's not okay to cheat on your bf but got damn just dump her you don't need to fucking threaten her or emotionally abuse her god damn. Some girls are whores. Let them be whores it'll ruin them in the future. Get over it
>inb4: SJW
I'm the most anti feminist person you could possibly meet
you know i didnt read your post there were too many words in it but i did look at the picture I'm gonna go watch some billy and mandy
>>25294181
>bumping shit thread
Why don't you stop playing video games and start making some racks, tho?
I don't want to be a tranny, those belong on /lbgt/.
>>25293264
So, like $200? Hahaha. But really, kill yourself.
Yes, this goblin? Yes? Hello? Is anyone there?
Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2afHezxdQzTosKGa2v6VUw/videos
Mega:
https://mega.nz/#F!okkBxYYC!GRYpyTqdRiE8-jTH458frQ
>>25293188
Curse my ass!
>>25293212
BUMP MY ASS
hello? yes? im looking for this goblin but am having troubl finding
WTF do your women like? I can't get ONE tinder match in this damn country when I get a decent amount back home in canada.
>Use pictures where it's not obvious that I'm a disfigured autist
>Start matching with Stacies
>Tfw when I'm still a disfigured autist
How's life there
I'll probably move to Canada once I finish uni. Spain is the pinnacle of mainstream culture
Who /unhealthy bowel movements/ here?
I am about to go have another awful diarrhea, that's what I get for eating two medium pizzas, it will bleed too I'm sure, always does.
>>25329789
Every shit is a bloody and painful shit. I know that feel bro.
I feel you OP.
Almost every time I have a shit, my asshole burns and it smells like rotten eggs. I don't think I've had a solid shit for weeks, but I think that may be due to my diet of microwaved food and copious amounts of alcohol.
you shouldn't have blood in your stool, op.
I hope you're talking about your asshole tearing or something
Get in here, we'll start at 4 nations.
>>25293010
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
OP is just like everyone else, can't think for himself to create an original post. Fucking cancer, I'm tired of seeing 1000 roll threads.
>hurr durr my post ends in a 6 I get this waifu!!
Risks fags are no different.
>>25293082
awww, did my single post ruin your day for you, anon?
Sorry you're so easily fucking triggered, fag.
>>25293470
>thread dies
you're wasting your time, obviously no one wants you here. Fuck I wish I was a janitor, I'm here 24/7.
>sunday
>stay up til 4am monday morning
>can't sleep
>decide to stay awake all day and go to bed early
>fuck up, go to sleep at 10am
>wake up at 5pm
>go to bed again at 10
>cant sleep
>decide to go on my laptop for a bit
>then it's 4am again
>decide to stay awake all day again
>it's now 6.40am
Why am I so stupid. God fucking dman it. I'll be debilitatedly tired all day now, I ahven't got a decent nights sleep since fucking xmas night.
Been up since 6pm yesterday. Have no clue how I'm going to survive the next 12 hours.
Tips on how to stay awake for long hours interesting things to do while sleep deprived? I might start a streak today. Just recovered from a 37 hour long session in which I didn't do shit.
>>25330794
OP here. Coffee, r9k, vidya and the TV show Fargo.
