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There will be a very interesting release relating to Eliot Rodger on Thursday/Wednesday if I am lucky.
Unfortunately I couldn't get it today, but it will be worth it.
>>28776500
I wonder what could it be. Could you give us a hint?
>>28776609
Well we've seen Obama's finally, now it's time for Elliot
>>28776630
Review your grammar and try again, please.
>tfw you will never have a qt Viet Cong guerilla gf
why even live?
>>28776456
I know that feel, Anon. Oregano Oragami.
>>28776456
>>28777334
these women would literally shoot out your testes
>>28777381
Fine by me familia
care to get comfy tonight?
music beats the robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRg8Rme0HE0
come on brothers let's go down...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkWn69VBslw
converted japanese baseball stadium turned into living quarters
![5765045+_8dbb1ae776eb7832840a239e8780b60f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MjZEjtu.jpg "5765045+ 8dbb1ae776eb7832840a239e8780b60f[1]")
>be me
>have giant bubble butt
>mfw I'm a 23 year old balding skeleman
POST BOOTYASS PLSSSSS
Yeah post your butt fag
you have no choice
become a trap
So why did making Pepe associated with a mainstream presidential candidate (Trump) due more to turn the normies off from Pepe than scat and gore porn (Pee Pee Poo Poo). Is being politically incorrect (which in 2016 has now been moved to saying that only people with XX chromosomes are legit women) really something that pisses off the normies more than explicit violence and gratuitous defecation?
>>28776293
we should start making really racist and disgusting pepes so the normies get scared off and cry on normiebook
>>28776293
>recreating the pepe meme
>recreating
>implying 4chan browsers didn't create it almost half a decade before it became "mainstream"
>>28776359
More of normies crying about Pepe.
Has anyone here ever got an escort before? Anything advice can you give a first timer?
>>28776283
use a condom, don't kiss, don't eat her out
>>28776444
Seems reasonable. I'm more concerned about the initial meeting, do I just hand her money and say suck my dick?
>>28776283
I used to work as an escort
Please don't fucking do this. There's a huge chance you'll catch aids.Those girls don't get frequent paps, and they fuck tons of nasty fat neckbeards everyday. Most of them don't even take a shower after their clients, they'll just wipe themselves. Don't you think that's distgusting? The fuck is wrong with you, stop
I had plenty of hooker friends as an escort, I know how they get down
ITT we post the oldest, cringiest, and stalest memes until someone gets trips, then we contemplate how far we've come and far we'll have to go
>>28776281
I like your idea, OP, even if this thread is deader than the memes we post
>>28776526
Precursor to Rick Role.
How about this original comment meme?
Is this going to happen?
Will we actually get the first ever meme president?
>>28776265
>who is Ronald Reagan
>who is Obama
pic related was literally a meme
>>28776265
Obama was a meme president. Trumps too good to be true. Hilary will win and she'll make Merkel look fascist.
>>28776265
But where's the other 10%?Trump won't win. People talk big but half of his most vocal supporters will vote Hillary.
>be in two story house
>two girls outside next door chilling with their dog
>they're making a lot of fucking noise
>peep out the window for a split second a la pic related to check up on the commotion
>the girl facing my house notices me looking through the blinds
>says "behind you" to the other girl
>she looks
>quickly turn away from blinds
>am now officially probably a creep to them
:(
m-maybe stop making so much fucking noise!
>>28776249
any pics op?
because i need proof
>>28776249
That's pretty funny op
>be me
>own a rifle
>with a scope on it
>look at people walking around my neighborhood through my scope from thewindow in my attic
>work da bolt and load a dummy round in
>pretend to shoot people
>make a bang noise and her ot back to simulate recoil
>work da bolt again
>load the dummy round in again
>go on a sniping spree
Feels good men
>>28776831
you lucky fuck
wish i could do that without the fear of complaints
obscure feels thread
>i feel like existence is not real, like there is something after and i belong there, this is just a dream, and i need to wake up now
>male-female interactions are not natural, everything feels forced, i hate that
>im 21, but i feel like my life will end soon, there is no way im gonna be alive in ten years
>months after months i realize my suicide was pretty predictable, and there was literally no other way, i should have known since the begining, the signs were there the whole time
>flashbacks/memories and "deja vu" kind of things of people living in antiquity, 40-45 or middle age, and it feels like its my own memories
>thinking about killing myself because of these things and because my life is such a chaos that there is no way its still real
>im tired of living, this whole thing is just boring and pointless, i dont want to be human anymore, i dont feel human anymore
>>28776213
>i feel like existence is not real, like there is something after and i belong there, this is just a dream, and i need to wake up now
>male-female interactions are not natural, everything feels forced, i hate that
I know these feelings, and they feel weird, very far from good.
>male-female interactions are not natural, everything feels forced, i hate that
that'd be a pretty good line in a song
>Accidentally crush a snail
>Start to well up
Fuck sake, what is wrong with me. He was probably trying to get back to his family..
So, do all dogs go to heaven? I've lost my only companion
>>28776206
Was there any update from the anon who kept Breadcrumb his deceased cat in his basement?
According to the Grand Cuck of Cucktolism everything you believe is real.
>>28776227
what, like the cat coming back to life? what are you expecting to happen?
What kind of tendies does R9K eat?
>>28776199
>BBQ sauce with tendies
>NOT honey mustard
You fucking degenerate.
>>28776211
Fucking normies gave me BBQ Sauce
I should hit mummy for even giving me the sauce knowing it was the wrong kind.
>>28776199
Any: I've never had chicken tenders I didn't like.
Favorite dippin' sauces:
>ranch
>ranch mixed with siracha
>ketchup
>BBQ sauce
>marinara
>>28776211
Honey mustard is fucking disgusting
Puppers died today.
He was a good dog.
>>28776186
RIP
He's in a better place now.
>>28776215
Thanks. Had to put him down. He was in too much pain
RIP doge
Keep strong anon. When mine passed away, I had to take a sick day because I was on the verge of crying at any moment
ITT: Beta Uprising
I say we start a regular Beta Uprising thread, Beta Uprising General (/BUG/)
In memory of Elliot Rodger, may his soul rest in peace.
bump
>Commentias Originalus.
No? Okay...
Originalus Comentio
lets start with the tripfags
Is drinking a good way to drown out depression?
Makes all the uncomfortable thoughts go away for a bit, then you feel even shittier the next day, so you drink more the next evening, and the slow and insidious descent into failure continues
Not really. It won't cure your depression or push you in the right direction, but it will let you ignore your problems until tomorrow. Sometimes that's all you need but if you do it too frequently you wind up even worse off.
The dose makes the poison and all that.
>>28776122
drinking and driving helped me feel alive for the first time in years. I defiantly recommend it to cure the depression at lest for a night
