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Why do white people listen to nigger music like Drill, and other degenerate sub genres of hip hop?

And why does Pitchfork and other cuck blog critics endorse it?
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because black people are deemed as cool and hip in the media. You seen any white males in the charts recently? almost all feminine men
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CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE

KWAME ONMY SALE PHONE
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Speaking as someone who listens to a lot of hip hop, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

The UK hip hop scene is banging, it gets so little recognition even in the UK compared to shitty chart grime artists

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Pick a name, the first name that actually exists in my local phonebook I will call them up with a death threat
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>>28773433
Pepe-Elliot
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>>28773433
Ben(jamin) Epstein
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>>28773433
John Smith is the name that you should pick. Not like you actually will.

>1990 was 26 years ago

Have you wasted my life
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>>28773395
>Have you wasted my life

no?
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Dude, I don't even know you. Dumb tumblr filename poster
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>>28773395
>1990 was 26 years ago
Haha, I love this meme

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why should a girl date you?
don't try to derail the thread, just answer the question genuinely.
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>>28773311
Because I'll pound her good and proper with my dick
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>>28773311
she shouldn't and i don't want her to
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>>28773311
I won't kill her and I'd try to be a good person to her at least for the first few weeks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRl8EIhrQjQ

Hes right you know if we just disconnect from our computers we could probably make it and become normal
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>>28773292
Oh look it's one of those videos upper middle class leftists watch to make themselves feel smart
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>>28773430
but duude technology is, like, supposed to connect us, right, but it totally doing the opposite.
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> implying i would do anything offline

>Implying i would experience more online


>Implying browsing rare pepes isn't time well spent.

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Hey robots. Happy St. Elliot day.
I need some help. Long story short I need to go into a coma to make things right with my mommy. I'm in deep and need to default on my GBP debt.

What is the safest, quickest way to slip into a coma? 2-8 weeks would be ideal.

>I'm serious and will do whatever works and doesn't actually put my life in danger
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Any thing that puts you in coma also puts your life in dange, dumb frogposter.
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>>28773314
Anything with a less than 10% chance of killing me would be fine
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>What is the safest, quickest way to slip into a coma?
>will do whatever works and doesn't actually put my life in danger

I don't think you understand how a coma works

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I never try to start fights or arguings and being the friendly person I am, I always try to avoid them unless it's needed but what I hate is that when I get insulted (for any reason) I don't know how to reply. I usually laugh or act indifferent.
Can anyone give me some advice on this, please?
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>>28773258

This is a classic case of someone who is an intelligent human being feeling like a fraud-- because of the boorish behaviour of others. Maybe your subconscious is telling you something? Like, it's not worth the trouble (I can confirm that, having tried both avenues thousands of times.)

But you're right to ask.

You need to be able to exert a little bit of social pressure, and oftentimes that can come in the form of conflict, banter, or insults.

So how do you do this?

well, you get used to it, for one.

Secondly, try to be friendly if you're arguing, don't take it personal.

Thirdly, if you're going to do things that are against your nature, be careful. You have no litmus by which to gauge it.
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>>28773258
Just stare blankly at them anon, show no emotion.
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>>28773435

And so, that's it, OP?

You're going to start a thread and not participate in it?

Thanks for wasting my time.

If all you needed to do was shed a tear for yourself, you could've looked in the mirror and saved me the effort.

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Jesus fuck this shit.
Iamso alone I cant take this shit anymore.
Tried apps tried approaching,I guess I am just cursed.
Cursed in this fucking dating game, all I do just turns out wrong, no girl I want wants me back I never felt intimacy, I am scared of it but Id like to experience it.
Oh my fucking G.
26 fucking years of which better part was spent being emotionally abused by that bitch fucking deranged bitch.

All I wanted is to experience something pure, I didnt want to be with a girl I didnt love, I only experienced mutual love when I was 16 with a girl I trained with, I bitched out then and didnt ask her out.

After that I had curshes but never was my love accepted.

I am so alone in this world. Why must every woman reject me what am I not doing right.

I lifted, I finished good Uni, I approached I tried my fucking best I really did, I tried so hard I fell hundred times and picked myself up.

Why must it be so hard? Meanwhile ppl who never approach just ''meet'' some friend of a friend and end up in relationship.

Why am I so cursed with this loneliness? I just wanted to be with someone I love so I dont risk having children with a person I hate, what happened with my parents...

Im paying the price for being fair and wanting good things.

Why? Why God? Why Universe?
Why - whoever is ruling this fucking world?
Why lizard ppl? Why??????

I am cursed, I feel cursed. No matter how many times I try I always end up alone and try to suck it up.
I am so done.
Death is my favorite fantasy.

Why live if only for myself, Fuck that shit.
Why live only to buy next gaming laptop, next house, next phone, next car?

I dont need that I dont give a fuck about that if a fucking 5/10 can take a stroll with a 10/10 girl, he didnt even try to clothe himself like a normal person....

Meanwhile I kill myself do be worthy, and nothing good comes to me from women....

Why do you hate me so much? Why?
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also I want to cry my fucking soul out, but I learned to bottle my feelings and its hard but I WANT TO CRY, I want to express this shit somehow.

I AM SO FULL OF FUCKING ANGER AND HATE AND SADNESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>28773154
Damn,sorry Anon but all I can do is comforting you.
Maybe,just wait and things will get better....hopefully
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>>28773337
thanks man.

I hope I hope I hope for the love of God I hope it finally isnt like walking the plank

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>masturbate
>feel like shit
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>try no fap
I'm failing but It's good challenge for anon
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>>28773095
>masturbate
>feel like shit
>do it again anyway because I just woke up at 4 in the afternoon, with nothing to do for the rest of the day (or the rest of the week or month) except sit here depressed
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>>28773944

No joke this is why jobs are good

They give you something to do

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Get tested extensively by psychologists and teachers for an IEP. Average IQ is only 102. They all say I'm extremely intelligent. H-how?
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>>28773039
Don't worry, they don't really know what they're talking about. The smarter you are the less you need to be concerned about others' defining your level of intellect. Have fun growing up and best of luck to you in all your future endeavors
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>>28773039
I know the feel
>115 :(
>They said I had higher than just superior intelligence
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Got tested for 127 and I'm still a lobster virgin NEET. IQ doesn't meant SHIT in life.

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the way she walks
the way she spins her pen in her hand when she's thinking.
the way she taps her leg when she's nervous
she is beautiful in every sense of the word
she will never love me
i am a pitiful,bitter,and despicable excuse for a human
i am but a shell of a person,going through the motions of daily life
i am naught but a fly,
terrified to even go near her,
and I mean nothing to her
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don't worry anon
I bet Tyrone fucks her good so at least she's happy
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bump for poetry thread
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i cant kill my self
there is no self to kill
you are everyone you hate
a frown on the face
autumn leaves on the breeze

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Nasty ass niggaz fuckin' ina high school bathroom baka
What's wrong with people?

This is NOT a cheese pizza thread, I am NOT posting any videos or any nude pictures of a high school girl. Just posting her nonchalant head, this is SAFE IMAGE SAFE FOR WORK and was not picked up off of any shady website. It was taken off of an accepted social media website like facebook, tumblr, and twitter where it was publicized for millions to see.
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>>28772972
So where can I find this video?
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damn too bad i was absent that day
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>>28772972
>underage
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.

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How your sex life going /r9k/?
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>>28772970
Pretty good, I have sex almost everyday
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quite well thank you
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>>28772970
Haven't had sex since February, probably won't get laid again until at least July.

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Are pedos really this active on youtude

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>>28772949
I expected like 10,000 views. Christ
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>>28773092
>sweaty, terrified, angry normie
>"s-surely there's not THAT m-many"
don't worry, uprising isn't for a few more years. you got plenty of time to move to europe or something
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>>28772949
90% bots
9.5% pedos
.5% kids

How do I teach a woman to actually get some self confidence and stop being such an insecure, miserable cunt?
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ask the designated normie shit board (>>>/adv/) and not us you mouth breathing cretin
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>>28772961
I'd rather ask the "we hate women" board. That way I get a straight answer and not "just b urself xDD"
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>>28772928
Describe the personality and the way the person in question acts.

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