This is Elliot Rodger's crush.
The girl he killed six people over.
Was it worth it Elliot?
>>28770897
fuckin 'ell I just came buckets
That's a california blond beach girl, barely 10% of the male population has a chance with her. Seriously.
hell yeah originaltbh
>Deliberately withholds the information my dad needs to sort out his life so he allows me to slob around the house and leach of his minimum wage job for even longer.
>Formed a deal with my anorexic brother whereas I'll steal his fattening food and he'll pretend he ate it.
>Constantly force my depressive existentialist views on my cousin who *used* to be deeply religious. On a completely unrelated note she's now in a psych ward.
Who here /ENTP/?
>>28770874
>withholds
>leach
>whereas
>"depressive existentialist views"
>the image
its hard to imagine a more contemptible, insufferable piece of shit than you, OP, please die, get gulagged, hit by a car, kill yourself
This is why i like r9k. You sound like a budding sociopath. Keep up the good work
>>28770874
I'm ENFP, can I be a supervillain too?
Anzu-Chan is such a robot. Her life is as bad as ours :3
no she isn't, she's a balding slut
>>28770901
this the bf btw
>>28770901
Lmao why is she balding?
Women deserve love.
You deserve death.
No one deserves anything. Where does this sense of entitlement come from.
she deserves to lose weight
>stupid cis white male, you are NOT ENTITLED TO ANYTHING
>I as a WYMN deserve everything without working towards it
>I deserve privilege!
Why do you worship a murderer?
Today, 'Elliot Roger' day should be spent remembering and cherishing his victims. They had their WHOLE lives ahead of them. ONLY to be killed in cold blood by a sexually frustrated manlet.
sorority was locked ....
>>28770840
Holy shit. All the women, locked away from him. The one thing he wants, made unobtainable by modern societal constructs. At last I see
A young man needs to fuck or he needs to kill
You brought this on yourselves
>>28770809
Don't worry.
It's just normies shitposting and wizards REE-ing.
Most intelligent people realize elliot was not one of us, he was spoiled, upper-crust, and a narcissist. I feel bad for his family, having to live with a narcissist is a special kind of hell.
But neither will I remember or cherish his victims.
Did they have it coming? maybe. But probably not.
I am Elliot Rodger's long lost half brother AMA
>>28770803
Timestamp wlth proof?
>>28770829
How would that work? You don't even know what I look like to begin with.
Would you fuck your half sister?
Why do I find shy autistic boys so cute
Maybe you find Chad too intimidating or something, I don't fucking know
Are you a dom guy? Please say yes.
>>28770831ya
>>28770812
I don't want chad
Genuine Wisdom Thread/ Life Haxx General Thread
Summers around the corner and with that the mass migration of newfags, cucks and Reddit fags this place will be being a brimming cesspool of shit. Ill be sharing my advice with you all hoping that it would better you in any way
1.Drink 3 cups of water a day, it will leave you with clearer skin and a full stomach if you eat too much
2.Cut caffeine out of your life completely, it will only cause you nightmares and sleep apnea, fatigue and depression in the long run
3. Take up a self defense art (boxing, krav...
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>>28770743
8. Beards arent a symbol of masculinity anymore, being unshaven for a few days is fine, having a beard makes you look like a nu male cuck
9. Invest is an expensive cologne. And use it wearing deodorant.
Versace blue + Dove Men ( Grey Bottle) makes you smell God tier
10. Women are attracted to the way you smell( smells stay longer in the memory)
-if you smoke or sweat, doesn't matter if your Chad they wont be that attracted to you
11. Watching TV is a waste of time altogether.
12. Being...
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>>28770769
16. Thought excersize, Put yourself in the perspective of a 90 year old looking at your self right now, and realize all your problems are nothing you can't handle
17. For autists, life seems like a overstimulated vacum, imagine your life being a movie and this is your montage to self improve
18. Friends are easy to make, just be simple. 1-2 sentences from texting to speaking. People love talking more then listening
19. When it comes to making money, think like a Jew
20.
21. Sexiness...
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>>28770832
thank you anon
currently eating healthier, and saving up to start my business
I am officially kicking off my tripfag residency here on r9k.
Ama
>>28770711
kill yourself you fucking vermin
why do you wanna tripfag on /r9k/, a board for ugly depressed jobless autists?
>>28770735
Because r9k needs a hero
Why are normies so spectacularly arrogant about things that they barely deserve credit for?
For example, cooking. My father believes himself to be a masterchef despite having never really cooked anything
>Makes lasagna
Uses pre-made sauces
>Makes Pizza
Pre-made pizza dough, premade sauce OR gets a frozen pizza and adds toppings
>Makes curry
Pre-made curry sauce, pre chopped meat, pre made spice mix, microwave rice
>Makes Christmas dinner
Frozen vegetables, frozen potato, pre made stuffing, gravy in granules
And yet he and the rest of this 'household' praise him constantly for his cooking. Meanwhile when I cook for myself I use fresh ingredients assembled into an actual dish. I don't get it at all. I usually take out my passive aggression by sending emails to the makers of the pre-made ingredients he used for my own amusement (I'll post an example next) but normies do this all the time. It is the same with sports teams.
>>28770693
for example I do this to vent. But it is unhealthy.
Great thread, would love to see more of the letters
>>28770701
Do you really send these? Ever get any replies? Also what age are you?
>>28770701
do they ever respond?
Will playing Huniepop every single day increase my chances of finding a gf IRL?
No, but it may help you forget about tfw no gf for a while.
It will do the opposite actually.
>Hunie pop, pop that honey. You look so good I'm giving you hundreds. You look delicious get in my tummy girl where you going don't you run from me. That's ok bItch I will chase you Hit you in the head bItch I will take you, into my room this is your doom saying goodnight cause you rest in peace soon.
I need help fellow robots, my crush has been acting unusually friendly lately and invited me to hang out tomorrow afternoon. What the fuck do I do? We're going to just be on campus.
>>28770651
Bros I need your help, what are we supposed to do
>>28770943
>Bros I need your help
no you don't. do you realize who you're talking to?
>>28771167
There are plenty of normies who lurk this board
>the feel when no plump belly gf
>>28770644
wht would you do to her?
>>28770669
fuck her rgiht in the pussy
low quality belly tbqh fampai
>tfw have brown skin (Indian decent)
>tfw have severe yellow fever
>browse internet, learn azn girls hate dark skinned guys
>try and find skin lightening creams
>not available in UK
>learn azn girls love money
>tfw im a dental student
Should I end it now? or...
Should I give my money a chance
>>28770613
Just learn to like your own kindeven though punjabi lungdu dungdu girls don't want you either
>>28770722
I've had a few paki bitches want me, but I don't want that curry pussy
I just made a noise album to honor the Supreme Gentleman, post any and all self-made tributes to the Rodge ITT
https://monstergirlfuckfest.bandcamp.com/album/day-of-retribution-good-night-sweet-prince
>>28770535
listening to it atm
>>28770535
>mfw someone actually made this
Nice work, Anon. I was planning on making some Frenchcore tracks with samples from the Rodge and Kent.
>>28770535
bookmarked for later