Honestly so sick of the stigma that you guys have about females.
>Guys think 'shy' girls are cute.
Yeah, SHY girls. Not socially autistic. I don't know social cues. I don't know how to carry or maintain a conversation.
>As long as you're a girl some guy will like you Hur dur
Haha. Not if you look like David Bowies's asshole m8. People have standards.
>Don't be fat bitch and you'll have tons of dicls flying your way
You people are...
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If you really cant find a bf, you just are ugly.
Thats literally all it can be.
If you are cute most guys wont care if you are autistic. They will just laugh and smile at anything you say because they arent listening, they are just imagining and waiting to have sex with you.
This is the real world we live in.
>>25301158
Even ugly girls manage to snag drunk bros at parties. Just be a better girl. Fuck.
>>25301224
>If you really cant find a bf, you just are ugly.
Nah man, even uglies and fat beasts have boyfriends. OP is probably some nigger living out in the desert away from civilization.
Come laugh, come cringe, come one, come all!
Porn for relevancy if you just want to cum!
>>25301120
Jesus.. Don't worry, OP, we love you.
>>25301120
I honestly prefer if you would greentext them instead.
> 30 something
> heavily fucked up by bullying
> lost virginity to a hooker crew
> first kiss to a hooker crew
> no woman has ever felt attracted to me
> surprisingly have a well paid job. But dread a beta provider future
> actually fit, but facially ugly as fuck
What the fuck am I doing alive?
What course of action should I take?
>>25301035
>What course of action should I take?
Learn pua and stop being a beta
Save up for plastic surgery to fix your uggo face... though its probably not that bad, you might just have low self esteem.
grow a beard
>>25301035
Buy a russian or thai mail order bride
Steam friends thread?
The Christmas-sale is going on and you need friends to play all those cool games with.
Get your friends from here. ERP is fine too.
Anyone here likes Verdun? I might add you if you promise to play with me.
Seems like nobody is interested bit I'll just drop my id here and see if anyone wants to play Verdun with me tomorrow. Sleep tite robots.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/analpaingiver
>tfw met cute girl
>70+friends
>always have to start the conversation first
I will never find a qt friend
What would you do if you had a retarded baby?
[roleplay]
Let's say you grow out of your autism and manage to get a nice qt gf that you love and marry. Eventually you both are economically stable enough that you decide you want to have a child.
Your wife is now pregnant with your child.
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1. What steps to you take to either prevent your child from developing some sort of condition while in the womb (if possible)?
2. If the doctors were somehow able to find out the child has a condition (such as Down's Syndrome or other forms of mental retardation), what would you do?
3. If there was no sign of issues in the womb and the child was born but you could immediately see something was wrong with it, what would you do?
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Do as the Spartans did and throw it off a mountainside.
I mean the government doesn't just check up on the status of every baby, right? No one would know if it was gone.
If i knew early in the pregnancy, I would probably push to terminate. If it was a suprise after the birth, I would dedicate my life to making that little retard the happiest kid who ever lived.
>>25300900
Kill it, already have a brother I'm burdened with.
I think I could have enough self-control to use a condom if dicking a hoe down and out, and getting blown is ok without a condom I guess? (what can you get from a blowjob? besides herpes? and only if there's a visable sore right?)
But dear Lord, if you are near a girl you like and want to be with her, how the FUCK are we supposed to resist getting covered in her slop? I mean, you can do something that will make her feel good, it's awesome. It will endear her to you, correct? If you want to make her your girlfriend it's not going to hurt your chances. It's like I imagine eating pussy all day and all night and when one is available I'm NOT supposed to eat it? It's like the event-horizen of a black hole- when you're that close to something you fantasize about your whole life, the gravity is just too strong to resist.
Fuck with a condom, sure. Get oral with a condom... meh, prolly not worth it, but fairly safe right? But eat pussy? You can't use a fucking dental damn, no one even knows what that shit is, it defeats the purpose. Now THAT is fucking gay. But if you go down on like 10 women, what are the chances one of their juices will contaminate you? I fear any half-decent girl I'm on a date with is going to slime me. Is this something Chad is comfortable with? Can Chad eat, like 50 pussies and not be poisoned? Am I paranoid and everyone is just earting pussy left and right without reprecussions? Or is even, say 4 pussy slimings a dangerous path? Please be realistic and sensible in your suggestions.
All i gotta say f a m
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>>25300894
chad never eats pussy. he gets his dick sucked but he never goes down on a bitch.
betas eat pussy. think about it next time you go down on a woman - you eat the cocks of 50 previous chads.
Can fembots exist?
>>25300861
on the internet no one inherently has a gender, hence the phrase there are no girls on the internet
if you want to attention whore and scream about your gender that doesn't make you fembot, that makes you a faggot
>>25300861
Barring some extreme circumstance like being deformed or an amputee, no. Girls can never be as lonely as men are because men are just so thirsty
>>25300861
nope they can't.women are inherently attention whores who need a man opinions to have self confidence to obtain it they will do everything they can
3am, definitely not gonna die edition
>>25300856
1st for /Stratfeel/
I can taste blood
>>25301056
All the time or just when you're drinking blood?
I will finish, what you started.nothing will get in our way
*stand
You're not getting the quote right
The fight of PROTOMAAAAAN
>>25300832
Some of you guys are alright
Don't be a female tomorrow if you live in cali
So a friend of mine arranged a double date(with 2 of her friends) including me. She knows how pathetic i am (20/kv/social anxiety) and i suppose she always responds to me out of pity. What is she trying to do? Does she need someone to entertain her friend while she tries to fuck the other guy? Is she trying to help me?
Help guys I dont want to embarass her . what shouldnt i do? Any tips on how to handle this situation?
>>25300801
>So a friend
please leave
>>25300846
fuck off with that stupid meme you literal piece of trash, a robot is perfectly capable or having a friend, the reason you don't is not because you are a loser but because you are just an unpleasant prick.
>>25300846
im fairly sure ive been here longer than you but because i have a friend im a normalfag right? Yeah dude your totally right, REEEEE normies get out
Why are women so pathetic and expect a man to always carry the conversation?
they're natural born receptacles. they aren't creators, inventors or originators. their one job is to spawn younglings.
>>25300852
They are fucking pathetic, they all want a le man
>who is rich
>le funny as fuck and makes me laugh on command
Dumb cunts.
>>25300852
So they spawn (aka create) babies?
Can someone give me some insults since im too autistic to make my own up
>>25300680
my ancestors smile at me normie, can you say the same
Autistic dribble cunt
watch The Thick Of It
If he can do it, why can't you guys?
"It" isn't what I want to do. Hell, "it" is probably bad for me. He can do whatever the hell he wants if it makes him happy, but it won't make me happy. nb
>>25300653
can do what
who is this guy
>>25300653
Confidence and charisma, which I refuse to develop.
I found an extremely rare pepe
>>25300611
I don't know what feeling he's expressing but I somehow know that feel
This is just messed up
Cmon guys, if you make fun of these guys you're no better than the people that make fun of you
>>25300707
>>25300611
im not even making fun of it
if i was born like that I think i would definitely want to be killed
Haven't been here in a long time, do we still have keying threads?
Its rude to key anyones threads.
>>25300573
You should honestly consider killing you self
>>25300573
fucking nice
my target of preference is public restrooms
i have done unspeakable things