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Any bedwetters here? How do you make it stop? I've been too scared to sleep with a girl because I don't wanna wet the bed while I'm there.
>>25286649
Get some psychiatric help, that shit ain't normal.
>>25286666
Nice quads, but a stupid shrink's not gonna help me. My mom won't let me see one anyways.
get some diapees and embrace it anon kun~
Your opinion about she's beauty.
Only faggot say's its a trap
>>25286289
Literally perfect. I still watch all her videoes, at least one every day.
It's like she's really my gf.
She looks like she was created in a Soviet lab.
I bet her tears are made of blood
She's of flesh and blood
That automatically gives her the symbolic rating of "0/5", because in the end, ratings do not matter to 3D
What are your new year's resolutions, friends?
>>25282723
>babby's first shoop
First for girls pretending to be guys pretending to be girls.
>>25282723
do you want your thread to get banned again and you as well? Go back to tumblr or lolcow.
>tfw he's online
>he hasn't messaged me yet
what does it mean
shut up roastie and get off my board
It means you should grow a pair of balls and message him yourself.
>>25298815
this.
stop being a fucking pussy op
Do you guys think we'll be given state assigned gfs after ISIS takes over the US?
they're getting btfo so they probably won't
>>25298748
Is Russia finally getting rid of them?
someone from here should contact them and offer our allegiance if they promise us qt brown gfs
Robots, what do you do when there is no one to pop the cyst on your back for you? (pic related)
Living alone, doing fine for the most part, but sometimes you need someone for help with things that come up.
Apparently, Asians have a different type of earwax than whites, and that they lay their head in someone's lap while they use a long pick to clean their ears.
Are there any things that you particularly need another person for? Any advice?
>>25298328
Sit on the bathroom sink, turn your head as much as possible, locate the cyst visibly, or just by feel, depending on how you can see. Squeeze it, wipe on your pants. That's what I do, works fine for me
>>25298355
I would, but it is right between the base of my shoulder blades. I can squeeze it pretty well, but I don't have the dexterity to lance it. I'd say it is in a 6" square that comprises the only part of my body that I can't reach with a needle.
About a third of it randomly popped today, and I got a bit less than a teaspoo0n out.
>>25298328
if its a pilar cyst its gonna be somewhat attached to the skin. you can pop it but ill be back. it needs to be lanced and pulled out as a whole. cough up and see a dermatologist
just broke up with gf how should I kill myself?
Dont kyll yrself?
Find a new one?
nope because you atleast had a GF
>Be me
>23yo kissles virgin
>no job
>last female interaction was on 9th grade
>>25298321
>>25298325
tards, just do it op, your life must already be shit for you to think like this
![higurashi-no-naku-koro-ni-higurashi-no-naku-koro-ni-8889304-1024-768[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NKw4unj.jpg "higurashi-no-naku-koro-ni-higurashi-no-naku-koro-ni-8889304-1024-768[1]")
HELP
I want to envelop my life in the atmosphere of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gATwngi9FV0
how can i live a life in this kind of atmosphere? Is it possible?
>>25298213
By not being 13
>>25298273
i'm 25
>>25298302
15*bloxoxoxoxoxlol
Any of you r9k'rs live in wyoming
There is 6 cows for every person here btw
How cold is Wyoming?
>>25298153
sounds hella comfy
>tfw no cow gf
I'm talking to my gf about breaking up. Apparently we're not right for each other. I asked her what's the number one thing that bothers her about me and she said my height. I'm 5'10".
This meme is ridiculous
this is a false story made only to receive replies. nobody respond to this post.
I'm 5'8" and I can hold down a gf. Either your gf is a slut or you're a cuck, or both.
>>25298098
>>25298110
I shit you not.
She's not breaking up with me because of my height, but she said it's my biggest flaw.
We were talking about what we wish we could change about one another. I said that I wish she cared more about me and acted more like a girlfriend. She said she wished I was taller so I could be more manly
What would you do if your daughter wanted to marry him?
is he nice?
>>25297881
An old male model that poses for stockphotos?
Ah, could be worse I guess.
i don't have a daughter
>tfw no gf to cut me with a razor each time I look at another woman
That can be arranged.
>>25297814
Not OP but I would also like a crazy gf.
You in Canada?
>>25297814
Really?
Will you cuddle me when I'm sad? Which is all the time.
hey /r9k/, rate me and my girlfriend
how tall you is, boy?
>>25298031
5'9"
>bloxolx
>>25297678
that is brother and sister you sicko
>Two young people found dead on the face of a cliff reportedly entered a death pact on the internet before ever meeting each other.
>The Austrian woman and Norwegian man, both in their 20s, plunged to their deaths from a 600-metre (2,000ft) cliff called Prekestolen, or Pulpit Rock, a tourist attraction in west Norway. Police said their names would not be released.
>Their bodies were recovered on Tuesday halfway down the cliff after hikers the day before reported an empty tent near Stavanger, some 200 miles west of Oslo.
>"We have ruled out anything criminal and there is nothing to suggest that this was an accident. Draw your own conclusion," Kjell Hanto, of the local sheriff's office, said.
>Verdens Gang, Norway's largest newspaper, said a 19-year-old woman contacted police on Tuesday to say that the two victims had agreed via the internet to jump together. She said she knew because she had also been in contact with the man.
>The 19-year-old told Verdens Gang that the man contacted her after she posted a message on an internet news group seeking someone to die with. The man sent a similar message on February 9.
>In his response, the Norwegian said he had agreed to jump from Prekestolen with an Austrian woman, and that he was sorry that could not include her, the report said.
>The newspaper said the Austrian woman had travelled by train and air to Stavanger. The two then took a ferry and a taxi to the trail on Saturday.
beautiful, isn't it?
it was probably the nhk
>>25297599
why don't a bunch of robots do this as a group
>>25297599
>>In his response, the Norwegian said he had agreed to jump from Prekestolen with an Austrian woman, and that he was sorry that could not include her, the report said.
Bitch got suicide-zoned
Do you really want to kill yourself? How many of you think about suicide twice a week?
dubs ill kill myself trips livestream
I don't want to kill myself but I don't want to live with my crippling health problems.
Drinking seems like a good medium between suicide and living. It's a little halfway point.
No I don't want to kill myself, I just want to be dead.
