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I bet she would reject me. I'd lick her butthole if she let me
what does it mean by being a size queen? is 6 inches sufficient?
>>25304551
No it means only 7 and up is
>>25304551
Probably not. Probably going to need something like a baseball bat
3rd day on nofap and it's so fucking painful. the thought of giving in is bittersweet and I know i'd feel like shit after but presuming being full of testosterone and semen is also fucking painful
For some reason not fapping for 2 days has made me extremely attracted to my sister and if I dont fap im going to have to fuck her what do fuck
What nofap is:
>A great way for people with no self-control to practice self-control in a no consequences environment
What nofap is not:
>Literally anything else
Learn a little about self restraint from the whole experience and then jack off whenever you want to.
>>25304216
Fuck your sister, OP. It's the only way.
>wat do
fap, my nigga
Why do so many whites guys have yellow fever?
Asian chicks have terrible facial aesthetics. Flat plate faces with weak chins/jawlines.
>>25304080
>terrible facial aesthetics
Disagree
Anyway in my experience they've had much better personalities than white or indian chicks.
>>25304080
>>25304080
>Flat plate faces with weak chins/jawlines
I'm black and I think it makes them more attractive.
It's just preference. I don't know why you care so much about other people's preferences.
Also: Aren't weak chins and jawlines a feminine trait?
>>25304080
>>25303536
it's all explained here
Can we have a >you will never thread?
I'll start
>ywn experience innocent young live between two teenagers awkwardly trying to figure everything out for the first time
>you will never get to be happy
>you will never enjoy life
>you will never have friends
>you will never form meaningful interpersonal connections with other humans
>you will die alone and nobody will care
>You will never feel like your actually doing something worthwhile in the grand scheme of things
what would you do in the situation portrayed by this image?
>>25304001
take responsibility, duh
>tfw will never lock down a cutie via pregnancy
Luckily for me I'll never be in that situation.
>asking a kv what they would do if they got someone pregnant
Why don't you ask Pakistan what it's like to put an astronaut on the moon?
>tfw step-father is raping my sister in the kitchen again
w-what should I do? I think he's doing it in there because the sound is muffled, but I can still hear. fuck my white trash family desu
>>25303497
Is it rape if they're doing it every day?
>>25303497
cool, how old is she?
>>25303497
greentext the hentai dialogue
How do you become chad?
>>25303408
By being confident and assertive. Do those two things and you're automatically more attractive than otherwise
the fuck is wrong with his eyes
What? Surrounded by 3s? Go to the special ed happy hour at your local dive bar.
Would you give up your body to enter a realm of pure VR?
>>25303381
you're already living in VR
>>25303381
No. Now if we could have pure VR were we could get in and out of and back into real life at any time, on the other hand...
>>25303407
Well then I'm going to rate it terribly.
This plot sucks.
Best girl died.
What activities act as therapy for you?
>Auto Detailing
I obsess over detailing cars. I literally cannot stop search for the next way to improve and reach perfection. I make a little cash off of it (very little and that money just funnels directly into more products) but mostly it provides a release of frustration and a way to keep me occupied.
>Vinyl
Nothing beats loading a LP onto my turntable at the end of the day,
I have poured thousands of dollars into both of these things and I have no regrets. Before them I had no self esteem and felt that I was useless.
>>25303379
hey buddy, my f250 is pulling this steering vibration shit on me
if im driving at like 20-30 mph, if i hit a pothole or something i feel vibration in the wheel and the seat. sometimes ill hit another and it will go away and be smooth again
same exact thing happens without fail at 60-65mph and goes away at 70
any ideas? im gonna have to take this in and get it diagnosed etc because i dont know how to work on vehiles i just bought the truck a few months ago for work
Hand-sewing. It's mostly the careful, repetitive motions that help ease anxiety, but I also just calm down working on things for the sake of art.
>>25303417
Sorry man, auto detailing has nothing to do mechanics.
Sounds like it's something a pro might need to handle though.
I'm about as clueless as anyone when the check engine light comes on.
I'm jealous of my two half-sisters. Both are completely gorgeous women and I am attracted to both. Never outside my sexual fantasies did I ever think of them doing anything as
you know I just don't have words for it. They were experimenting or whatever girls call it, together. I know this is terrible and I should be disgusted with myself but I find myself thinking of ways I could watch them. I know if I try I'm sure to get caught and I can't get hentai out of my mind. I think to myself "If I take pictures of them in the act I can make them both my sex slaves" but I know that's not how reality works. Despite this I am, everyday, tempted.
I don't know what to do guys. I'm scared of ruining my life but I feel like of I don't record some evidence of this the opportunity will pass and I'll regret it for the rest of my life. What do I do?
Just take the pics secretly or better yet take video with clear audio then post it on 4chan
>there is a part of OP right now that thinks recording his sister's fucking each other is a BAD idea
No shit letting this pass will haunt you for the rest of your life, it should. Faggot.
Kill yourself sickfuck
rate my tendies
post your tendie secret recipes
>>25303186
I used to work at a place were I made tendies for a living but I sorta get fired (they stopped calling me in to work after 4 work days). Should I go pay them a visit?
these look like shit desu lad. 2/10
>>25303186
A for effort desu senpai
How do I quit 4chan successfully? I plan on doing it for 2016. I can't waste time on here anymore
>>25303101
but you're here forever anon
>>25303101
>go outside
>get a job
>watch TV
>get a girlfriend
anything but go online. 4chan and reddit will always be a default click away if you go online. No escape until you forget that muscle memory.
>>25303138
please no
>>25303150
>go outside
its cold af and i dont own a car
>get a job
Im in school rn and have break but i still work 3 hours a day
>watch TV
no cable or tvs in house
>get a girlfriend
too hard
Did DragonBall and other popular media from the 90s raised an entire generation to be submissive cvcks? Any men who was portrayed as hitting on women was loud, obnoxious and a douche, so we grew up thinking the right thing to do was to do things slowly and in a romantic way, but in the end you can't escape reality and biology.
Or maybe I'm full of shit, I don't care
Krillin got nervous there cuz his squad just got roasted
>>25303090
Anime turns you into a beta/faggot/pedophile, just like sonic gives you autism. This has been known since the beginning of the internet.
>>25303170
is DBZ anime tho? Technically yes, I guess, but the amount of normies who like it doesn't really fit into the category of what you're talking about. At least in my country
If I have the option to hook up with a slut and let her take my virginity, should I do it?
I dont believe in promiscuity, but would it be good for my mental health to hook up?
You guys may judge sluts harshly but plenty of sluts are good people. I knew a girl who would actually go out of her way to exaggerate the sexual prowess of the dudes she fucked and she was first for more than a couple virgins.
You might luck out and get a chill chick like her. Then again maybe not...
Well, how good would it be for your self-esteem in the long run?
It's like getting a consolation ribbon in an elementary school science fair. Sure, it'll make you feel good in the beginning, but it'll slowly become a haunting badge of shame.
>>25303104
That isnt what I was asking about
I am a virgin who wants to know if I should have casual sex
why do women "lift" like this? it truly does nothing.
i've gone to a ton of gyms over the years and see 9/10 men in freeweights. theyre also usually the ones using the barbell to do squats. yesterday i saw a girl doing bench presses with 10 pound dumbbells and i felt sad.
why? why don't women try weightlifting? i see so many skinnyfats on the tredmill. i see a lot of big luscious asses online but not nearly as much IRL.
They want to get toned, so they fill the need to do little sissy exercises over the bigger lifts. If they do the big three, they'll feel like they'll add too much muscle, and strength; in reality they don't have the testosterone to get to our level.
Also the big lifts look too manly.
>>25303575
>They want to get toned
No, they just cant handle the weight you see men doing because of the limitations of having a cunt between your legs. And also having so minimal testosterone it hardly effects your body.
>>25303575
>Also the big lifts look too manly.
but girls squatting is hot
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