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I just found out that my girlfriend is a creationist! What do I do?
>>25302030
Carry on with your life? It doesn't matter that much
Leave /r9k/ and never come back
>>girlfriend
>>What do I do?
You get the fuck off r9k, normie.
how much longer before normies start full on romanticizing aspergers andor autism?
>>25302016
Tumblrinas self diagnose themselves with that shit all the time
>>25302016
They already do this kind of shit.
Twilight guy played a literal retard in "The Rover".
Why don't you guys want to leave your mark on earth? Why don't you want to leave something good behind?
Because fuck this world and everything in it.
>>25301680
G-guys?
picturesofcookies
But I do. I'm hoping that I can get married to my current gf, impregnate her with my seed, and leave my mark with the child she bears, just like all the ancestors before me. Not doing so would be disappointing
I'm feeling kind of sad tonight robo-friends... Anyone want to post some stuff that could cheer me up?
No one will ever love you and you'll never amount to anything.
>>25301602
Consider Suicide :) M8
>>25301602
Tbch senpai could use some stories or something, anything you guys want to ask a freshie in college with his whole life ahead of him but he cant see it because of his past abuse?
>tfw all you do is lift and browse /r9k/
>>25301554
and i don't even lift
>>25301585
>and i don't even lift
why not?
>>25301626
don't feel like it
>actively involved in the feminist movement
>regularly compliment women in twitter and tumblr
>have donated to several causes like feminist frequency
>still a KV at 28
It's not fair. I try. I really do. I don't feel like I should be rewarded but it would be nice to get some recognition every once in a while.
>>25301535
They don't want a pussy like you. Be a man, goddammit.
>this post
>things that happened
Pick one and only one.
it is fair, you deserve it
robots=hipsters
normies=mainstream
its that simple
seriously dont know how you guys dont see it but all robots at some level are very hipster and cliche with their special anime and frog jokes.
said robots turn around and call anyone that doesnt like what they like a "normie"
like hipsters call others "mainstream"
prove me wrong.
>>25301464
>comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
>>25301538
>post moar aniimu jifs plox
>>25301615
as you wish
>senpai
Why are dominant or mutual women so rare?
Why do most of them want to be so submissive?
>tfw no dark, dominant, disillusioned and intelligent gf to have smart conversations with
>>25301413
Genetics and socialization mutually reinforcing eachother to promote docility and faux "kindness" by women towards everyone in order to maximize their access to reproductive and material resources.
>>25301413
met one in school, "one", never again.
>>25301413
Are you me
Submissive women are boring as fuck
But all the 'dominant' women I meet are tumblrinas who really hate white men.
I don't want to dominate or be dominated, it'd be cool to have an equal partner to challenge and banter.
What's the most pathetic you can be and still achieve a gf?
Possibly a tripfag or moderator on 4chan.
Thinking it actually matters or changes your life at all if you have a gf.
>>25301408
all depends on chance desu, weird shit can happen.
>tfw you accidentally super-liked a fat blob on tinder
>>25301400
>tfw you use a dating site that gives view notifications and you accidentally viewed a whale
>>25301445
>tfw only aim at the whales and even they reject me
>>25301400
>she likes you back
>you immediately unmatch her
>tfw started smoking cigarettes again
Tfw somke occasionally but don't get addicted
>that kinda like weed feel when you smoke a cigarette really fast
>>25301313
I love cigarettes. I roll them, love the smell of the tobacco. My range of motions is determined by ash trays. Cigarettes are my greatest passion.
Is Huey correct, or is Riley?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQqUC43Bkz0
>>25301246
Neither and both. It's called a contradiction.
Huey
Not all women are whores but yeah, a lot of them still are
>>25301246
Riley tbqh
who /drugaddict/ here?
what are you addicted to? is it worth it? how much do you spend a week? do other people know?
All drugs welcome!
Nothing illegal, but I'm worried I'm gonna get addicted to sedative-hypnotics. For a while I've either drank or taken Xanax every day. It's the only thing that seems to get rid of my panic attacks.
So I went a couple days sober, but I can't stop feeling all anxious and panicky and thinking it would go away if I started drinking or popped a bar. And yet, I realize what a bad road that is to go down.
myself I'm addicted to morphine, around 2-300mg a day
spend so much time and effort being junkie scum
I'd switch to heroin but there's no supply only homebake
it's fucking hard get 1000+ dollars a week with no job and nothing to sell, but somehow it seems to come together, after a shitload of effort on my part, god I'm so tired I could sleep for a week but every morning I wake up in horrible withdrawal and it just gets worse
I'm going on methadone soon this is out of hand. I can get through the withdrawals for around 7-10 days and then I just get really depressed. I think what's the point anyway? there's a reason I take drugs to escape sobriety. and I start thinking about killing myself and start crying randomly uncontrollably so I just go back on morphine this has happened like 3 times now. I get so suicidal so I've just decided to go on methadone at east I wont have to always be trying to get money buy drugs etc
>>25301332
This is a good first step.. Knowing that this isn't what you want in life.
Eminem's take on school shootings
When a dude's getting bullied and shoots up his school
And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin
Where were the parents at and look where it's at
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper-class city
Havin' this happening
Then attack Eminem cause I rap this way
Also reminder that Eminem grew up in Detroit in a black school. Niggers would regularly bully him and in one song he recounts an incident where a black bully put him in a coma(yes Eminem was in a coma in high school and was part of the reason why he never graduated) and said "you're goin to die cracker."
Eminem is a robot and he is a manlet as well.
>>25301187
>Eminem is a robot and he is a manlet as well
why do you faggots always gotta go overboard with this shit
no he isn't , he's a successful, confident, non-virgin who happens to be a bit short
>>25301258
He's not very confident.
In his interviews you can see he's not a loud person at all.
Also before he was famous he was increasingly shy.
People also thought he was autistic cause in class he would just sit there humming without realising.
>>25301258
spotted the manlet
I bet you dyed your hair platinum blonde when you were younger as well
who else /shoveling snow/
>clear large amounts of powdery snow
>leave icy coat on sidewalk for normies to slip on
We got lots here, but i just let the wagecucks handle it. They ain't good at much, but they're pretty good at that.
>>25301232
the 'rents?
>>25301232
>just let the wagecucks handle it
I'm hoping to get called up for snow shoveling. I don't see how it can be that bad unless you can't stand the cold.
>$15/hr here
>quiet
>good exercise
>pays cash
>can bring a thermos full of coffee to drink all day
