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Just saw this movie. I swear somebody from r9k was in on it.
>wizard builds the perfect sexbot that would permanently end loneliness
>beta whiteknight fucks it all up
>sexbot turns into a "real" woman and leaves said beta to die after she manipulated him
Did anybody else notice the entire movie is redpill memes, or am I just perceiving them everywhere?
>>25296548
Nathan did nothing wrong, fuck that lanky cuck.
>>25296548
>>25296675
I was on the wizards side the whole movie, it pissed me off so much.
Goddamn it Jews, why did you have to ruin my robot waifu fantasy?
Cringe thread. Lets make this happen.
you cant beat this terribly drunken high facebook session i had about a month back, talking to this girl who broke up with me
>>25296478
Get the fuck off our board, you piece of shit normie.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25296478
jesus that's cringe-inducing
not even an autistic fuck like me would do that
UPVOTE! Please! lol
After months of begging, I [M22] finally got my significant other [F21] to have sex with another man while I watch. It has benefited our relationship so very much!
EDIT: Oh wow, thanks for the gold!
that's cute af senpai. you don't have to be a hopelessly jaded edgelord to browse 4chan.
haha i'm a girl and i needed to include myself in this pic even though it has nothing to do with me because i need everyone to know how funny and quirky i am!!!
>C'mon kid. Just buy the fucking car. It's a chick magnet!
>You'll DEF lose your virginity, I swear!
what do
>>25296297
Pull out pocket knife, scratch the paint, walk to nearby convenience store, and buy a bag of Cheetos and some Mountain Dew Voltage
>>25296297
I have a car, can confirm it is NOT a chick magnet. Someone once called it a "lunch box".
>>25296297
Ask to fuck her if I buy it
Problem solved
Ive accepted I will never ever get a gf because im ugly
The thing is all of my guy friends say I kick ass
I can cook well and would always be making my gf new delicious food for her fat whale stomach while she watched netflix
I'm funny, always been the funny one in the group that people say they can be themselves around
I could seranade her and tug on her heart strings with my extensive knowledge of musical theory creating melodies for her on my piano and bass guitar
But I'm a 3/10 so girls don't give me a chance
Their loss because I'm a fckn bau5 not going to lie cus its true
Can anyone else relate?
>>25296272
okay let's make a readable list
>cooks
>funny
>knows about music
>...
Not a very long list op
>fckn bau5
well i think i figured out your problem OP
you're a faggot
>>25296327
Its called funposting maybe you should try it sometime
>>>/s4s/
>tfw no finnish bf
Why even exist fembots?
I wonder if he got lots of girls.
>tfw you lost your virginity to a finnish 16-year-old who could hardly speak english to you
>>25296303
>tfw I don't know that feel
kill me
Is this true? Are there women out there that arent total whores?
>>25296228
complete and utter lies my friend
>>25296228
Less whore-ish but still.
>>25296228
>Are there women out there that arent total whores?
Silly question OP.
who here /workandlivealonewithnofriendsorgf/
>tfw dead parents
>tfw wagecuck my 40-50 hours a week
>come home alone
>22
>never went to uni
>never had friends in HS
whats it like to not live in isolation
>>25296178
damn dude where do you live? i would hang out and share some pot with you
whats your job?
im 18, fixing to get me some bucks or something so i dont have to become you
>25
>dad's been dead a long time
>mom died last year
>their parents are all long dead and they were only children
>go to work, talk as little as necessary
>come home, boot up my computer
>alternate between video games, 4chan, and anime all night
>make a small, quick meal
>go to bed
>repeat
>tfw I've actually convinced myself I prefer it this way
>>25296205
I live a small town with like 10,000 people whom which I know none
I work in a factory, not going to go into details about what I do there, it's alright just keeps me busy.
I haven't ever smoked and can't because of drug testing.
Why do you cling to life?
I think because I want my parents to die before I commit suicide
there's still too many video games i want to play
Because I need to warn, warnings are meaningless without proofs, and buildings proofs takes time.
>be me
>be a fembot
>mad because I wasn't born male
>I can't give slutty thick women a good dicking then cum all over their face
Why are you wasting what God gave you? Why aren't you out fucking thick girls?
>>25296154
>>be me
>>be a fembot
>>mad because I wasn't born male
>>I can't give qt twinky boys a good dicking then cum all over their face
Life is suffering
Well I can give you a good dicking and then cum all over your face if this means anything
hit me up
I have pretty mad vagina envy, but the act of actually fucking someone and sticking yourself inside of someone is 100x better than getting fucked.
Who /married/ here? I know not a lot of people but what is it like? How old are you? Why did you get married? Are you happy?
>mARRIED
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHDDASIOHDOIASHDHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
oh, op, you are the TOP KEK here
you poor pathetic soul
i dont even feel the need to explain to you why you fucked up
i just came here to laugh at u rly
A thread asking about married life on r9k...... How everything changes.
The poster is actually true in China cause of gold digging behavior.
>tfw no bum to deposit my cum in
Well thats gross... Are you a pedophile or something? Creep....
>>25296015
Can you give me sauce on that? It looks like uncensored Nagi Ichi.
>tfw no cum to deposit in my bum
Well well well, the weekend sure came and left. Barely got to enjoy it, eh?
What a shame.
Still, you better get ready for a good nights sleep. Tomorrow will be another long, dreary day after all!!
And just a friendly reminder:
Another day, another dollar.
Trips checked. Very nice senpai.
The magic of Christmas has come and gone, back to the workplace with that wagie one!
lol atleast i have more money than you, leech
my work isn't that hard after all
enjoy your depression
pic related is you in a few years
why don't you seek god anon?
you get everlasting life and eternal paradise
The only reason I would seek him would be to kill him. HE DID THIS TO ME.
I don't want paradise. I want oblivion, as edgy as that sounds.
I sort of expected to see dice on the ground.
>hfw i (asian guy) asks her out.
Fuck you white assholes.
Diagusting babby face.
>>25295799
Sorry, race traitors are the worst, I swear i'd rather never date then date someone of a different race
Is this what Asian men like?yuck
