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What personality type are you, /r9k/
>INTJ master race here
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp
infj checking in OP
>>25291260
Literally score as something else all the time
INTP/ISTP/ISTJ so far. so IxSx
INTP here, tfw no qt ENTJ Asian gf
>tfw Daisy Ridley is a normie skank
>>25291069
I know, I hate people who have fun.
All girls are whores. This shouldn't come as a suprise, /r9k/ is always right.
>>25291069
>made in England
Yeah, no surprises there.
Why doesn't the repost rule apply to images?
>>25291001
it used to but people just opened images in paint, added one pixel and reposted anyways
>>25291023
This was before my time. What was the community like then?
Also, there are ways to check for duplicate images that are less brittle than that.
>>25291070
> What was the community like then?
Exactly the same but way less trap/boypucci and "how can x compete" threads
>Also, there are ways to check for duplicate images that are less brittle than that.
Well it was what it was
>2016-4 days
>not allowing dogs to drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk
humans have taught dogs how to drive. i'm a human.
i taught dogs how to drive.
>>25290970
Rather dogs than women tho tbqh family
>>25290970
dude its current year almost next year
I mean
COME
ON
What's the longest you've ever gone without masturbating ever since you first became masturbating?
Like a month. The first time I masturbated when I was 11 I used antibacterial hand soap so I thought that every time you did it it was supposed to hurt that much.
>>25290935
About a week. I was in hospital for appendicitis so for that whole week my mind was concentrated on the pain and getting better rather than needing a wank. When I got home I literally had the shortest wank of my life (about 10 seconds) and my 15 year old dick just explodedam 20 pls don't ban. But I don't think I've ever willingly not fapped for over a week.
>>25290935
2 months. I was in boot and terrified of getting caught.
hey anon, wanna come over and do some acid while we listen to music
>>25290795
Fuck off you leftie cunt
>>25290795
where can I find someone like her?
>>25290795
No, but I can look over you when you do some acid and listen music.
>"EWWW! Is that meet in you're cart? Why are you eating the flesh of an animal!!? You have no right to do that and it is not necessary "
Would you like me to eat yours love?
>meet
>you're
B-BUT MUH MEAT
>me drunk
don't drink then
fugue retard
then why drink
Why do people who get sad when they're drunk drink?
How do normies get so much motivation?
>>25290696
sex
women
friends
family
They set goals and achieve them regularly
>>25290696
They don't just sit around and mope; they do something with themselves, whether that be drawing, hobbies, etc. And you should, too.
Can females get cucked?
>>25290593
Look at this shit she knows what happened but because the guy is Chad she pretends to not know
>>25290593
I think you're fucking stupid, she's making a joke because she just had bomb ass sex with him, girls aren't that fucking stupid only you are faggot
>>25290593
Is this a joke?
I'm a living, breathing example of a female that got cucked.
My jaw makes clicking noises whenever I eat. It's very annoying. Could someone give me advice on how to fix it? I don't want to get surgery.
>>25290526
You need to reset your jaw senpai. Punching yourself in the face should do it.
>>25290559
came here to say this
source: med student at upenn
>>25290559
>>25290578
Look guys, I'm seeking real advice. Please...
Who /5'6"/ here? How do I deal with this pain, robots? I'm only 18, but this shit still stings. I want to gain some position of power in my lifetime, but I'm afraid I won't be taken seriously. Hit me with the truth, /r9k/, don't spare my feelings.
>>25290476
>height thread
There are at least 3 more height related threads here atm.
As I post in all of them, try harder. I'm 19 and only 5'1, I'm fucking mocked by people much younger than me, I've had 0 chances in love even though i used to be much more social in high school
You're just a few inches below average, you can do almost anything you want, I won't say you can get any 10/10 stacy you see, but you have literally no physical excuse to not try
almost
5'7" and 19
manlet shit is 4chan memes
i get more vagoo than my friends who are all over 6'2"
>>25290476
188 cm and 18 here. I'm Asian too and my grandpa was 162 cm.
lmao. When will you learn.
>you will never fuck a British slag
Why even live
>>25290386
>tfw in the country of the British slag and still cannot get fug
I question the reasons behind my existence currently
Bumping for slags
trust me, you wouldnt want to
t. britfag
Fucking women comedians. Women can't do shit at all without saying some variation of "girl here" or something that implies it. I've seen both men and women comedians in various countries (I speak Spanish and a bit of italian so from alot of countries in south america and italy)
This is how it usually goes
Women:
>tells something realatable and funny but only to other women
"Don't you just hate it when your dress is too tight but you don't care?" *only women laughing* "And then your boyfriend is like you've got a muffin top!" *more women laughing*
Men:
>tells a relatable and funny stories that EVERYONE can relate to
"Don't you hate it when you lose your keys and.... Blah blah blah" *everyone fucking laughs, men, women, fags, trannys, otherkin*
>>25290361
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kJSryaPHaNM
>muh vagina
you sound like a sexist, OP
>>25290361
Who was that one woman who just went on about shoes? Someones gotta know what I'm talking about.
>20yr old kv
>get introverted qt3.14 gril to come over and watch movies
>by the second movie I am eating her out
>shes in my pants
>can't get hard
>we try this for hours
>mfw never hard enough to get in
>tfw cucked by my own penis
>>25290114
That pic doesn't upset me at all. Mick Jagger has gotten 100 times the amount of pussy that couch Chad has ever gotten
>>25290114
tis the punishment thou deserves for all the sin you commit whilst touching thyself.
>>25290226
>That couch chad
It's Alain Delon, one of the chaddest chads to ever walk the earth. He had some of the hottest women in his generation.
