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>Be a neet for 3 years
>Got bored out of my mind
>Got a job
>Was happy with it for like 3 months
>Now I hate my job and getting up at 6 am everyday except on weekends
>But I know that if I renounce I will be bored again
There's just no winning in life.
I know that feel Anon very fucking well.
I hate my job but I can't being neet without self loathing.
The natural born wagecuck.
I know that feel to well.
>Lost motivation to play vidya games.
>Just binge eat.
That is the human condition unfortunately. We will never be happy for long.
I hate white women they are all whores and sluts that only want black men! I will start dating Asian women That will show them! Do you nu male betas realize you want your race to go extinct and you cheer it on your just like the leftists; won't be surprised if most of you are.
>>25292108
Buttblasted white roastie detected
Worried now, aren't you? You shouldn't have rejected us. We don't need you now. We have TAP (Tight Asian Pussy)
>>25292178
>You shouldn't have rejected us
I'm a man not a female
>>25292219
Sure you are, white roastie
And I'm Obama
Let's make a new thread shall we?
>Be me
>7 years old
>school Spelling Bee
>Semi-Finals
>nervous as shit
>sweating more than a penis after anal
>goes up on stage
>judge tells me my word
>it's vast
>igotthis.jpg
>say vast multiple times in my head
>gets courage to start
>i make a face straighter than a Roman Catholic
>Says first letter
>"F"
>ohshit.jpg
>judge tells me to get off the stage
Never in my little life had I felt so dissapointed in myself
>be american
>do not know how to spell your own language
>get shot
>literally told a female teacher during a lesson "my balls are itchy" and that I needed to go to a toiletroom
>whole class heard it too
>this was during highschool
i wish i wasn't such a major retard back then.
>8th grade, I think
>win county spelling bee
>go to state spelling bee
>think I might win, I've prepared carefully
>get the word "inane"
>"Inane. I-N-N-A-N-E."
>nope
>"I'm sorry that is incorrect."
>sit down
>know how to spell every single word that comes after
>tfw I was 1 letter away from going to the national spelling bee
Women are literally men with tits and a terrible personality - why do you want these witches?
Because tits.
>>25292018
They also have inferior physical ability and capacity for logical reasoning. Evolution pretty much stuck all their eggs in the 'attract the best mate' basket.
>>25292018
you can't argue with the dick
New year celebration is aproaching
What are your plans?
I never was on any new years party, nor nobody ever invited to just go out on new year celebration. So as always I will stay at home alone
I tried inviting friends to a party via facebook, but nobody has responded yet.
If that doesn't work, I'll probably just be a depressing faggot and get drunk by myself.
gonna go to a party with my friends
>>25291971
Gonna go for a night walk and have a cigarette or two. Who knows maybe I'll get invited somewhere, although I find it highly improbable
>girls are into guy things
>she's cool
>guys into girl things
>he's a faggot
>girls are into guy things
>girls pretend to be into guy things***
fixed for you
But anon, women are weaker creatures than men are, and need more support
Thats machism for you
His name is gage. No wonder he turned into this.
>>25291779
>tfw i actually knew this guy before he turned into such an attention whoring faggot
>tfw he abandoned all his friends
weird seeing you post this here tho
>>25292435
Their life is so depressing irl, but they'll tell you this isn't the case.
Almost hoping they'll be a qt eventually though.
>>25292499
He has a fantastic life, hes just a whiny bitch.
A fairy transforms you into an adonis
Women fall at your feet.
Chads look on with bitter envy
You hold court in the highest echelons of society.
BUT...the moment your penie even touches a vagoo you will lose everything.
Wot do?
>>25291754
Put it in the wrong hole.
>>25291754
Fuck cute traps/get all the head from sluts you want, duh.
Fuck boypucci instead
Fat piece of shit here.
I've been running everyday for the last week, 30 minutes a day, with a 1 minute sprint every 4 minutes.
I also cut off sodas and shit food, I eat chicken, turkey, fruits, vegetables, wheat and eggs.
I've done this routine (increasing difficulty with more sprint, up to 1 hour) once for like a month and a half and got some nice results but gave up after injuring my ankle and not being able to even walk for two weeks.
I'm getting back at it slowly and was wondering, do you guys think I should also lift? Cause I'd love to be big with little body fat%, but I feel so exhausted after running... and I want to burn my fat more than gaining muscles.
I also run at home, on my treadmill, which is very convenient, and going to the gym through the subway to lift sounds like such a pain..
Maybe I should lose my fat first, and then lift?
Tl;dr ya diggums?
>>25291657
>>>/fit/
How did you miss this board? Oh that's right because cuck thread.
Cut out the meat if you want to lose weight.
How do you make a girl crave your dick and only your dick?
Fuck her better than other guys do
>>25291536
fuck a random when youre drunk and do it well
they wont leave you alone after and its frankly fucking annoying
>>25291607
>>25291626
how to do it "well/better than other guys"?
>he's over 18 and still a virgin
Red flags for boys threadfembot btw
>have to have sex to lose virginity
>have to not be a virgin to have sex
>>25291706
the ultimate catch 22
This is oc
European that doesn't know any black people and has never talked to any black person here:
Are there really "Uncle Toms" like that Uncle Ruckus? Not comedy of course but still:
ones that totally hate their own race and worship white people?
>>25291503
ive never met one but im sure they exist
t.amerifat
>>25291503
There are black people that hate other black people, but I've never met any that kowtow to white people. They're just disappointed in their race for obvious reasons.
>>25291503
i lost my shit at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duR5-R-J4Fo
>"I'm smart but lazy"
>"I'm bad at math"
I actually am really bad at math, but objectively good at literally everything else
>>25291483
The whole smart but lazy thing is over rated.
>"I'm better than you but am too busy doing nothing to prove it"
>>25291571
Math is literally memorization until you get to a high level
How many hours do you sleep, robots?
Go to bed by 4am and wake up at 3pm so thats 11 hours.
Varies drastically.
I have a real problem.
Go to bed at 12:00 AM and wake at 7:00 AM. Seven hours.
>>25291387
Well now that you say it I sometimes dont even sleep at all. By 4am Im still awake and at 6:30am I have to work at a shitty cashier job three days a week.. so I dont bother sleeping and keep browsing my vietnamese forums
How do you get over a girl's past?
>>25291305
you become a stupid cuck
By accepting your cuckhood
You man up.
