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>turned on twitch stream to try to stop being neet
>4 viewers
>>25294105
How does that help you to stop being neet?
>>25294105
>>25294126
I too want to know this.
>>25294105
So any autistic robot will find 4! actual human beeings who are willing to spend their time watching him play videogames instead of doing anything else with their lives.
This is sad, really
Who else here /Gorillaz/?
Normillaz
>>25294087
only normies, hipsters and special snowflakes like this band now anon
oh well, the 90s...
the first song I've ever heard from them was Sunshine In a Bag, I was like 9 years old back then in 2000
Why does every beta look like the same beta looking glasses wearing beard growing shit body faggot? Do these cucks think they will get laid doing this?
beta males and sjw females are both undesirables, so they settle for each other
>>25294014
that black girl is a 10 if I've ever seen one. suck my clit girl is cute too.
The fat girl might be holding up a dumb sign but that doesnt mean everybody doesnt know she hates her body and is extremely jealous of her friends.
Guys, I asked my oneitis out to see starwars and she said yes. I barely talk to girls and am super nervous what do I do
>>25293966
Park your meat bus in her fishing hole you fuck
>>25293966
why are you asking advice from a place full of virgins and autists, go ask reddit
>>25293966
Shouldve started by not taking her to a cuck film
Hola Wagecucks. I've recently acquired jaundice due to liver problems, hence my yellow skin, so I am going to NOURISH my body with a HEALTHY Subway Sandwich PERSONALLY crafted for me by a qualified sandwich artist while you are nursing your NASTY FOUL hangovers.
Why do wagecucks always get blackout drunk Friday and Saturday? Andyways chow!
After my lunch I am finishing my memoir. I already sold 2 pre orders!! NEETS are objectively superior
NEET here trying to survive the tiredness and hangover. I'm more tired than hung over though. But today is an awesome day so I can deal with it.
I have the same exact blanket as that. It's great
Why exactly aren't you fucking your mother?
>>25293955
Because I'm not into incest.
>>25293955
Because she's schizophrenic and doing fuck-knows-all somewhere out in the state.
>>25294006
So are you gay or what?
Who /only talks to people online/ here?
>mfw the only bright spot in my life is an online friend who I talk to once or twice per day
>mfw he's starting to get sick of my shit
>>25293930
me.
went to college with him for a year, we would discuss like sociology and psychology of other college students.
then after college there was this sort of fallout where everyone else we knew tried to become normies or just failed at life and we stayed the same ish.
He's been going through some shit lately and only replies once every couple weeks.
now i've been trying to find random girls to talk to so I guess its for the better...
maybe?
>>25293930
I have one online friend, but if she doesn't message me first, I don't talk to her. I don't want to ruin it by being overly pushy.
>>25293930
i talk to people i meet on /r9k/ who need someone that listens.
sometimes they just wanna talk about their day, sometimes something particular is stressing them out, sometimes they pour their entire life story and fucked up brain into me. it's nice. it helps me get better at talking to people, and i'd like to believe it helps them.
so what are jobs for people who lack self confidence? I was looking into trucking but no one is going to hire a shy beta wimp like me no matter how good i am driving. No chance of being in any position of leadership, including mcdonald manager.
>>25293605
Manual labor
Not an original comment
>>25293605
Computer programming is really the only thing where you need no face to face contact with people.
I'm studying car mechanics, it felt nice at first since I don't have to talk to others in actual work and focus on the work, but then there's the problem of lack of self confidence. For fucks sake even if I KNOW what do to, I still seem to really take my time and doubt myself often or just end up having difficulties to do a task anyway
Anyone else freeze up in sexual situations?
>two girls called me cute in middle school
>blush and look at floor
>girl sits on my lap at college party
>say nothing until she gets up and leaves
>girl grabs my hands and tries to dance at bar
>awkwardly shimmy for 5 seconds until escaping into the night
I could go on
>>25293590
>girl tries to dance with you
>pop a boner and awkwardly try to shuffle off stage while giving her weak excuses
Same.
>Girl pinched my butt and got close with me
>Choked and got super embarassed
>being in sexual situations at all
normalfags
what souns does a clock make?
>>25293566
Sick cuck, sick cuck, sick cuck
WAGESLAVE!
I specifically asked for 5 ketchup packets with my Big Mac. You gave me SEVEN! What do you want me to do, inundate my burger with superfluous ketchup at your discretion?
Remove the two packets from my bag or I'm calling the manager.
What sound does a NEET make while sobbing quietly in bed because they have to face another lonely pointless day in their lives where they long to be able to be productive, respected members of society earning their own wage and place to stay instead of living in their poor mother's rundown hovel in the middle of nowhere LITERALLY rotting away mind and body?
Why do good things happen to bad people?
>>25293544
>muh absolute morality!
>>25293544
Morality rules out options. If you don't give a fuck, you have more freedom to take what you want.
The universe isn't fair. If you believe it should be, you'll become bitter and resentful because you misunderstand the nature of things.
Is there anyone that can love stupid worthless NEETs that aren't their moms?
Surely there are some people that can't help but be attracted to and want to care for such pitiful creatures?
Unfortunately not. Or even if there are the chance of you meeting one is probably less than being struck by lightning.
You will live alone and miserable then die.
Other NEETs.
There are NEET girls out there who will date NEET guys.
>>25293565
How do you meet other NEETs? They don't leave their house.
How can I become a cluck?
I have the fantasy of having a girlfriend being fucked by 3 or 4 guys at the same time. But gfs and girls won't let me fulfull this fantasy.
If a girlfriend offered her man to fuck with 3 or 4 girls at the same time, who would reject it?
Clucklordism is not as widespread as it seems.
>>25293481
you have to find a girl who's into it, genius
>>25293481
That because cucks are homos in denial. It's a made up fetish.
Just get a gf who likes partying and has "a wild past". Never argue against her when she wants to go out with her friends and party and you can know that she's out there getting fucked.
>tfw taking that first sip of coffee after waking upat 4 in the afternoon
Good feels thread.
>>25293465
The pleasure of coffee is underrated
idk how coffeefags do it
i believe that caffeine is just a meme
i drank 2 tallboy redbulls and didnt feel a thing. i dont know how i could drink a whole cup of that diarrhea tasting shit to get a buzz
>>25293522
You probably have a low sensitivity to drugs naturally. Not me, one cup of coffee and I'm good to go.
lads how do i get a cougar gf?
>>25293458
Go to a bar. That's you're best bet.
You got yourself some fine OC there, OP
Give her what older men don't have
So, in other words, be an aggressive, arrogant, impulsive little piss ant who just wants to fuck and party and work out.
