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ITT; Typical lies you hear from normies
>Personality means more than looks bro
Actually that's spot on.
I'm a robot who started lifting and actually looks attractive now. I get looks left and right.
My personality is the only thing limiting me.
>>25297527
>and actually looks attractive now.
no you don't.
>suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
LOL
Who /Repetitive strain injury on hand/ here?
im guessing you? kek
>>25297454
THIS IS NO KEKKING MATTER
O_O *GULPS*
This is the greatest facial expression ever created and can be applied to any post.
>>25297408
It can't be applied to angry posting
>>25297448
It can and it's always funny. Try it.
>>25297461
NO FUCK OFF AND DIE FUCKING STUPID ROASTIE FAGGOT NORMIE SCUM FUCK!
I guess it's okay.
Americans have smelly anuses, but why?
becuase we poop out of them you fucking crumb
>>25297281
Freedom is littered with smellyness
Diet of highly processed foods / fast foods if I were to guess.
Having said that, all anuses are smelly to varying degrees so it's hardly surprising that Americans have smelly rear ends as well as the rest of us.
Enjoy that 4 day weekend wagekek?
>>25297254
>wagekek
You know cuck isn't filtered on here anymore
>>25297254
I still have another 7 days of vacation left.
Today I earned $800 whilst sitting on my ass all day browsing 4chins.
Now I have 1 week off and will be going on holiday in a few days for new years to get laid.
AND YOU??
Oh yeah, did I mention I go back to work for 3 days then have another 5 off.
Why don't you BECOME the Chad?
i will, in 5 years time, i will be boss man
>>25297099
I'm 5'8". Not really an option m80.
>>25297099
>/fit/ is filled with chads
someone didnt get the memo
>tfw you will never have a love filled family of 20 successful Christians of German decent
>>25297033
Ugh, that would be terrible. I would look like even MORE of a failure in contrast to them.
>>25297052
A family this full of love doesn't create failures.
>>25297033
>muh heritage
>those hairlines
>muh GAWD
jared-from-subway-tier american family
I just masturbated to the idea that a hot grill posted pictures here on r9k, pictures of her boobs and ass and holding signs that said thing such as "betas like you will never have this", "only Chad deserves to fuck me", "robots like you will remain virgins" and things like that.
>>25297032
That's kind of like me except I fap to the thought of a girl fucking me while saying I don't get to cum and she's using me for my cock.
>>25297114
that's my favourite tobehonest
>>25297114
femdom is the best
>tfw failed 20 days of nofap last night
>started nofap again today but want to just quit it and just pull my dick and shoot a big load
>>25297021
No point to nofap, it does nothing
Channel your mana freely, brother
>>25297158
that's a lie though. If I fap too much I just lose concentration and motivation to do anything. I mean, even more than usual.
There's nothing good about nofap though. Dunno about you guys but if I don't touch myself in a week I'll just have a wet dream the next one. Just fap in moderation.
>>25297021
20 days is pretty nice actually.
do females come and stay on r9k because they find itempowering?
How would it be empowering about it? This place just makes me feel like shit. I come here out of some masochistic need to have my optimism for a happy relationship crushed while simultaneously being told that I can get a bf easily. I don't want to get my hopes up, but I also don't want to feel completely hopeless.
>>25297040
Marry me. I'll make you happy.
>>25297081
^^^^LITERALLY THIS^^^^
>>25297040
BE MY GIRLFRIEND I PROMISE TO LOVE YOU UNTIL MY HEART STOPS BEATING (unless you're not a virgin in which case you can fuck right off, whore)
How does he continue to remain based after all these years?
>>25296770
probably hard stimulants. it's how I do it
t. burnout balding jew/ayrab
>>25296770
Jumpcuts and months between videos
Why are girls with dicks and femboys so damn attractive?
saged for not knowing what a girl is.
They aren't, unless you're a flaming homosexual.
>>25296663
sauce desu family plz?
I just got back from my consultation appointment with a certified sandwich artist at Subway, ask me anything.
And before you ask, yes, the sandwich was terrific!
Subway worker here
Was it pic related?
>>25297211
Does terrific mean fucking good or fucking bad? English too hard yo
>>25297493
fucking good
Is there anything more beta than eating pussy? Besides being literally cuckolded that is.
not being able to get in the position where you can put your penis in a vagina
>>25296598
go back to Jamaica. There is nothing wrong with eating pussy
>>25296598
Getting sucked by a female like a baby is
far more beta if you ask me
I was listening to cringeworthy jpop when it suddenly hit me: I will never have a gf, let alone a qt japanese gf.
Send help.
Just go to Japan if you want a qt Japanese gf, assuming you are white.
If you're tall, white, and have at least decent facial aesthetics you will be Chad over there.
>You will never wake up with the warmth of another person
>you will never enjoy the view of your naked gf as she walks about
>You will never grab two big handfuls of her ass
>You will never motorboat her big fat titties
>you will never fuck her every which way, smashing that pussy like WWE
>You will never know the feeling of fucking a 8/10
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25296624
>tfw not tall and not good looking
![15LK5ms[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9KCH0uB.jpg "15LK5ms[1]")
