Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5071. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5071. page
I'm thinking of learning guitar , but I guess painting or some other hobby may be up my alley.
(mfw when I realise shitposting on r9k has been my sole creative outlet.)
Try your hand at a trade. Woodworking, machining, welding, car stuff, etc. You might find something you enjoy doing and will eventually be good enough to get paid to do it.
Guitar taunt bitches, so it's a great idea...
>>27046933
Guitar is laborious so if your shit at sticking with things don't bother maybe learn to draw or paint or write
>A guy finally shows interest in me
>He is everything i want in a guy
>He has a kid...
FML
Anyone know these feels?
I thought bitches liked single dads.
>>27046478
yah being cucked sounds great
are you crazy? raising some other women's vagina spawn
>>27046478
This is not a regular bitch. This is a bitch that browses r9k a lot so she wants to have the same kind of ideas we have. This bitch is just trying to fit in with use.
>be me
>acquire gf (not the point of this thread)
>suddenly go from being 100% invisible to every single girl to every girl smiling at me as I walk past them
>two have even clearly flirted with me, one asked ME for my number
I have no idea what the fuck. I didnt change absolutely anything one bit. It's as if they can smell it on you. The minute one of them desires you, all of them do. Any robot have any explanations for this?
Pic semi related, gf looks similar. Maybe less goddess-like but still pretty qt.
It's because you no longer reek of desperation.
The lack of desperation is interpreted as confidence by the female of the species.
This is why the common saying of 'you will find your wife when you stop looking' exists.
>>27046037
>'you will find your wife when you stop looking'
i stopped looking ten years ago
cool meme tho
>>27045989
>>27045989
NORMIE GTFO
~ORIGINALITO~
if someone stops responding, does that mean i won the argument?
No it means you lost the argument, because they know better than to argue with some ignorant faggot
Or they just got tired of arguing with you. You're anonymous, so there's no rep to really be gained or lost by it.
A y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y l m a o
y
y
y
l
m
a
o
>uni is halfway through spring break
>been sitting in my dorm the whole time
>everyone else is out with friends partying
>I'm just masturbating, watching tv, and playing vidya
>haven't showered in 5 days
>getting depressed and lonely
Any other robots feel like breaks are when they're most depressed? At least when I'm working/at school there's shit to keep me occupied and sane, I'm going crazy just sitting on my ass all day. I'm bored and alone.
>>27045699
hahahahahahha faggot
please stay in your room its where yiu belong.
you think we want to see your disgusting ass walking round normal people?
off to the gulag with you frog chum!
same routine, except I stay cleanI'm enjoying myself, breaks are happytimes
>>27045699
I'm in the same position as you except I commute to uni from home.
what are you studying?
>people who bitch about dishes in the sink
That's where they are supposed to be and they can stay there until the end of time for all I care.
>>27045599
We have multiple sets of silverware, but my Father demands that we only use plastic forks and knives... He even gets upset when I use the silverware because "You don't do the dishes" even though there are literally never dishes because I use a spoon, rinse it, and put it back.
>>27045912
well that's the agreement that I came to with my lodger, that I'd rather use plastic platesthan wash dishes because I cannot be bothered to do it. this was working well until they ran out. I generally just don't get it, the dishes are a) mine and b) in the sink away from everybody. I never give a single thought to it yet some people seem to agonize over it.
>Ya know its easier if you just wash your dishes as soon as you're done with them.
Yeah but i've got other priorities right now. Yeah ants will come but they always come. And chores are for the weekends.
>day 2 of no fap
jesus christ help me. I didn't know it would be this bad.
>>27045501
>he fell for the no fap meme
Kill yourself reddit faggot
>day 2
Well, atleast you know you have a problem. That alone should motivate you. It gets easy after weeks or so.
>>27045555
no, I just want the sensation in my weiner back. it is always numb when I fap frequently. nice quads though.
>Johan Sebastian Bach
Can we all agree that this fucker wrote the most divine music in the history of mankind?
Even atheists are deeply moved by his works. Lately I've been listening to his organ music, and it really speaks to me on an existential level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_lcWj4DZWI
He wrote good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu_C_g8VoPE
>>27045471
Fuck me, that organ is tuned half a tone higher than standard tuning.
His Toccata and Fugue is one of the most quoted music works in history. The guitar solo in Muse's "Uprising" quotes the fugue theme. As does Orochimaru's theme from the Naruto anime. There's also a Bleach theme quoting the toccata. I think there's even a reference in one of the Hunter x Hunter themes.
He's good but Beethoven will always be top dog tbqhwyfam
if girls with daddy issues tend to end up slutty and promiscuous, what do men with mum issues tend to end up like?
pic unrelated.
We tend to end up as robots or pedophiles.
>>27045203
Excessively dependent on a woman, servile, unassertive, somewhat feminine
>>27045203
Gay or broken.
ITT: We say only sarcastic things to each other till someone gets trips.Then the spell breaks and everything below it is true.
this thread will be good
What a good thread OP
You are surely not a faggot
I definetly didn't want to post this on /b/.What s great decision
Can we please get a Thunderf00t thread in here? I just found this guy a few days ago and I fucking love him
The guy is absolute trash and cringeworthy as fuck
>>27045075
who the fuck is this redditor?
Another meme-rider who makes a living from complaining about Anita Sarkeesian on youtube?
>>27045075
I like his videos.
I also love how the people who tried to get him fired got btfoed completely.
In this thread I will post quotations from the book "Heavier than Heaven: The Biography of Kurt Cobain" by Charles R. Cross.
>>27044963
We're waiting
many originalities for the faggot robot
I didn't realize the thread had posted.
On Kurt's personality overview
>"Kurt was a complicated, contradictory misanthrope, and what at times appeared to be an accidental revolution showed hints of careful orchestration."
p.2
On Kurt's reaction to his parents' arguments and eventual divorce
>""He thought it was his fault, and he shouldered much of the blame," observed Mari. "It was traumatic for Kurt, as he was everything he trusted in - his security, family, and his own maintenance - unravel in front of his eyes." Rather than outwardly express his anguish and grief, Kurt turned inward."
p.21
>>27044963
Please fuck off with this chad in disguise. He lost his virginity at 17 to a Stacy.
905 here, been at a Tim's for at least 6 hours total this week working on computer stuff. I've won roll up at least 8 times, i'll count later.
It's fucking boring.
>>27044762
519er living in the 416. Big city is neat but I'm so fucking lonely.
>>27044762
905 reporting in. This place blows, insurance/rent is way to high
>>27045472
which part
oakville here
Reminder that you can't be a robot if you have skype. Using skype requires a combination of not only having friends, but also not having crippling anxiety preventing you from speaking to anybody. So shut the fuck up with these exclusive "r9k skype groups :3" and go back to /r/4chan
>>27044610
I only use text-based and I have 5 friends, guess I'm pretty much a cyborg
would never cam/speak though.
>>27044610
People here keep changing what a robot is. One day it's just people who haven't kissed or been with a women. The next it's people who can't leave their house and shit in buckets.
I agree wholeheartedly. This place is full of faggot Redditor normies who come here for "le epik meme arrow stories" and "le rare pepes XDDD"
Are Lanza, Harris, Klebold and Cho the definitive school shooters? Are there any other school shooters that can be placed in their echelon?
Harris/Klebold failed in a lot of aspects. Their bombs never even went off. Lanza and Cho were GOAT though; well organized and methodical with high kill counts.
>>27044633
that's the difference autism makes
What edgy young men you are!
