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Hey robots,

So I'm beginning to notice that I have been getting excited by some lite tier cuck qualities with my girlfriend. I like when she wears revealing clothes, I like the idea when other men and women are checking her out. Whenever she wears a dress or skirt, I will try and lift it when in public, so people see her ass. I'm okay with her flirting with other guys, but I can flirt when I want too, so it's not an inbalance.

None of this is cuckold stuff persay, and I do not like the idea of her sleeping with other men. But I wonder if the qualities I exhibit are like the gateway stuff into cucking. I feel like before I know it, she's going to be getting fucked by a bull while I'm crying and jerking off watching.

Am I heading down this road? If so, what can I do to avoid this?

You and pol seem to be experts on this stuff, but robots are more relatable In a weird way, so I'm asking here.
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>>27035817
/pol/ here. Yes you're a cuck and will die in the day of the rope degenerate scum
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>>27035839
Well I'm not really a cuck yet, but I worry I may be heading down this road.
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dangerous path, yes
don't worry though, it's the modern gentlemans fetish
send her over when you're ready

indian people are fucking disgusting
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indians should fucking nuke themselves imo
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>tfw i am indian
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>>27035583
oh yeah, then why are all teenage white girls lusting over the indian zayn malik?

to be honest pham you can't say shit unless you can pull white prime teen pussy like that indian guy

you can't be a true robot unless you're an east asian or indian male

whites, blacks and latinos are normie by race
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What about mixed races?
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>>27035498
thats racist man
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What about Native American?

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sexual liberation came for women, when will it come for betas and robots??
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The day when all women become as thirsty for men as men are for all women.
So never
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>>27035464
Why does he have a worldstar hiphop crown on his back?
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>>27035494
thats a reality kings porn crown nigga

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>tfw parents are fighting again
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Well don't you have the balls to tell them to shut the fuck up? These are your parents, they're stuck with you no matter what and they're not allowed to stop loving you. You get literally a free pass. You can treat them however you like, and they'll legally have to keep feeding you and housing you anyways. They are basically your slaves. And they made the decision to be your slave, they created you just so you could tell them what to do. Even better, everyone will blame them when you're a bratty obnoxious shithead. They must be fucking awful parents if their child's acting like that! Poor kid, he's probably been through some really tough times!

Parents are fucking chumps. Bleed them bone dry.
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>>27035272
t. Homeless
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>>27035272
Because then my drunk dad will beat me up.
He's done it before.

What does this game mean to you?
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The game that started it all, the 1 and only epic of epicness
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>>27035042
I have never liked any of the Zelda games. They're trash. The only things I thought were good about it was walking off the dock while wearing those steel boots and sinking all the way down and the other thing was fucking chickens.
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>>27035042
part of my childhood and a retreat of mine in grade school cause i didn't have many friends

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Why can't non-white men just be satisfied with their own women?

You ask us why we hate you, and this is a big part of why we do. We hate you because not only do the majority of you prefer our women above your own, but you hypocritically get mad if white people date one of your own. You moan about a tiny proportion of white men "fetishizing" your races when the vast majority of you cream yourselves over light hair, light eyes and light skin.

You've got no loyalties to our countries and openly admit this in many cases, but you still want us to accept you as one of us and be cool with you intermarrying with us.

But that's not all, from college campuses to award acceptance speeches, you are far more likely than white people to pontificate about how much "pride" in your background you have. For some curious reason this never seems to be reflected in preference for a girl from a similar cultural background as you though.

It doesn't even matter if you were raised over here. Blood is thicker than water, as the legions of US-born Chinese spies and the still greater legions of Asian-Americans who raise money for their defense will attest.

Last but not least: Your relationships with white women are fundamentally dysfunctional. You all embody the attitude of "love the women, hate the men" - You want to incorporate white women into your own culture, which is why, if you're a bindi, you expect a hindu wedding, or if you're a chink, you expect your white wife to cower before her vengeful in-laws and tread on eggshells around "culturally sensitive" issues.

White people have all the reason in the world to hate you and then some, do NOT lie to yourselves.
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Damn, where'd you get this pasta?
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>>27035041
I never think about it tbqh.
>tall
>white
>big dick
>athletic
>charismatic
I can get women of any race over most people from any race anyway. I feel like it would only bother me if I were beta since it would feel like some of my few potential options were being taken.
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>>27035082
Everybody on /r9k/ is tall, white, blue eyed, and well endowed. Of course.

Keep your dick in white women

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I just realized that every time that I've woken up drenched in "sweat", it's been pee.

And I've been peeing the bed every other day for about a year now...
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You are actually the worst kind of human being, truly bottom of the barrel.
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That is really, really cute!
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>>27034977
It's completely unintentional.

>>27035007
How in the world is this cute. It's extremely shameful.

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>one of the last things keeping me from killing myself is waiting to see my NFL team win a super bowl
>following football is the only thing I find cozy anymore
>everybody on /r9k/ fucking hates sports
>too autistic to discuss with chad on /sp/
>alone with my comfy pigskin feels

Isn't there anyone else? Please be my friend
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I like Eyeshield 21 enough to like handegg, but they don't show games in my country.
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>>27034973
I watched the first 30 or so episodes of Eyeshield. It was pretty good but they broke a lot of rules most of the time.
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>>27034958
Man, that year with Tony Gonzales was your guys' chance. You guys still have a lot of talent on offense, just need to get that defense sure up and let Julio do his thing. He is now without a doubt the best wr in the league.

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When will they learn?

also manlet hate thread
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I hate being a manlet.
Moreover I hate how mega manlets tell me I should be grateful because I'm 5'8.
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>>27034896
i know this feel asdgsnhdgeq432
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Even through his pitch sunglasses you can see the life drain from his eyes

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Circumcised men of /r9k/, do you always masturbate with lube?
I am circumcised, and I masturbate just by gripping my shaft skin and pulling up and down, I just graze the bottom of my tip with my fingers. This is enough to make me cum.

However, my two circumcised friends use lube every time.

Is it just me that does this? I assumed it was normal.
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I do this as well because Im too lazy for the whole clean up process of the massive amount of lotion or lube and all that.
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>>27034879
Yeah, when I get really horny I'll use my spit as lube, but otherwise I don't need any.
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>>27034844
i rub the head of my dick across the palm of my hand

Hey guys why don't you become Rastafari?

They are redpilled enough to know that Babylon is oppressing us and making us feel bad, we live in Babylon and all the degeneracy you see is because of that.


Why don't you join your brothers in Zion and rebel against Babylon?
Zion doesn't just mean Ethiopia, it means the state of mine one becomes through being Rastafari.

tl:dr it's Babylon's fault you're unhappy
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>>27034786
They've just got some details wrong is all

I like their music tho mon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUNyxvEma4
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>>27034786
>brothers in Zion
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>>27034824
I don't think any religion is perfect anon.

I don't smoke weed or grow dreads, I'm not a Rasta but I do identify with a lot of their beliefs.

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Lies normies told you thread

>"Remember, that nerd will be that bully's boss one day!"
>tfw that nerd is me
>tfw bully is wildly successful and I am deeply depressed
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>>27034717
>things will get better
>if you're going through hell, keep going
>[random bullshit inspirational quotes]
>just stop worrying about things
>see? you're smiling! just focus on moments like these
(when I'm faking a smile to get them off my case)
>it doesn't have to disturb you if you don't let it
>you just have to believe in yourself
>everyone has their own problems, you're not alone
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>>27035990
>Implying none of these are true
They're all true mang, you just don't have the motivation to follow through on them. Don't blame the normies, blame yourself
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>>27036011
Thanks man. Won't you give me some inspirational quotes you read on facebook to really help me work up the motivation I need to turn my life around?

>they're all true
At least I, as a certified OCD autist, can tell you for a fact that these
>it doesn't have to disturb you if you don't let it
>just stop worrying about things
>everyone has their own problems, you're not alone
are 100% shit.
>see? you're smiling! just focus on moments like these
is also crap.
The others are worthless to me but I guess they're debatable.

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Just be yourself bro, works for me every time.
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>actually wearing Abercrombie & Fitch
what is this 2005?
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>>27034454
It fucking better be, it'll mean I have a second chance of fixing everything.
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> implying this guy was "just himself"
> implying he hasn't spent hours and hours every week for years in the gym, sweating blood
> implying he doesn't spend the time every day to groom himself
> implying he didn't save up for that laser surgery so he could stop wearing glasses

Don't just be yourself. Be your best self.

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>marry 100% Japanese woman
>children are 50% wh*te, 50% Japanese :)

>children have children with Japanese
>grandkids are 25% wh*te, 75% Japanese :)

It will only take 2 generations for my family to have a white minority, I cant wait
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>The beta male choice
Congrats.
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>>27034189
Your children will descend from honoraburu samurai!

>tfw Japan is heading for economic disaster

Damnit my dream is to do what you are doing OP, oh well, guess my descendants will have to pull up their bootstraps :)))
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Keep your dicks out of chinks.

Aggressively pursue wealth and only white women.

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