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tfw no Rita gf
tfw you're watching it again and you're stuck on god awful season three and you have to wait a whole other season before the show isn't total aids because of the worst character of all time.
>>27027787
Miguel isn't nearly as bad as Tom hanks kid
>>27027787
Why don't more people give season 3 shit? Everyone always gives season 5 or 6 shit but I feel like season 3 is the worst season that isn't season 8.
>he registered to vote
>he's now in the database for jury duty
Enjoy being the ultimate wagecuck at $15 a day
It's actually $40, kek.
But yeah, I don't really see the point in voting for Bernie, I don't see him winning.
It goes by drivers license and gov issued ids
>>27026986
I'd vote for Bern Bern but I live in a red state so my vote literally does not matter.
How many robots really hate all women? Some aren't so bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcQ7cA1I62w
>>27026701
Yeah i'd love to eat delicious apple pie baked by my wife who's sucked an auschwitz cattle car line of cocks of every colour and flashed her pussy on the internet to millions of nerds
Fucking idiot
>>27026812
As long as it's SAFE and CONSENSUAL, there is no problem, you asshole. If she loves you and you love her, her past shouldn't matter.
>>27026701
Plus she is aspie. Love her
>Hey, Anon. Come out here and eat with us. We wanna hear about your day.
>>27026682
>present father
>thin mother
does not compute.
Lol, like I would ever eat with those people
okay black dad, i'll be right over there. just let me fap to some men dressed up as girls while pretending to think i'm not gay first.
You find a job yet?
NOOOOOOOOOO :(
Mommy said she'd hook me up
who here planning to become technician? I want to repair pc's for normies and get paid for it, though I need to pay a startup tax in order to be authorized and I can't because I'm broke... how the hell am I supposed to make money if I cannot work?! the system is flawed, frigging commies ruined everything.
No, just going to continue living off your hard work wagie
she's your date tonight
wat do
Make her some chocolate pudding
>>27026526
Nothing.
Because I've lost control of my life.
chop her head off
Tfw you btfo a feminist with FACTS and prove her wrong and whiteknights and cucks all run to her defence
Post url lets look at this roastie
>>27027717
sniffingtheglue.tumblr.com
She has a bunch of nudes on there if you wanna see, go through her sniffingtheglue.tumblr.com/tagged/nsfw
>>27027717
https://www.instagram.com/sniffingtheglue/
https://twitter.com/sniffingtheglue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXroBIIjbyw
>it's 2 am and you're home alone
>you trudge up from your computer chair to get a snack from the fridge
>see this on your way
What do?
>>27026310
snort some K off her ass cheeks
>>27026310
>"Oh, hey Miley. Did all your leg fat transfer to your face ?"
Wonder how the hell I finally got myself a girlfriend.
Alright, let's give this one more try and hope that furry faggot is either asleep or dead right now. All of the other tags have been taken over by the bot so I've come up with an idea. Open up omegle and in your interests type in r9k followed by my post number in this fashion: r9kXXXXXXXX (where the X's are my post number). When the little shit figures this out, whoever notices it first should post in this thread and claim their post number as the new code. And then we all use that one. Rince and repeat until the next thread.
I know a lot of us use omegle for our social fix, so let's not let this prick ruin it for the rest of us. Remember, the tag is now r9k followed directly by my post number. Let's do it.
>>27026247
I'm emailing the guy the new tag right now.
>>27026280
Hope he's ready to put in more effort than just leaving his bot to run, because I have all night, and the new number will be different by the time he pulls his cock out of his dog's asshole and bothers to add it.
Get in here guys, let's give this an honest try. If it works, we'll have a system to use every time this little cunt rears his ugly head.
>>27026380
bumping for interest
originalasfawkdawg
>pretend to be a girl on the internet
>people act infinitely nicer to me
>people act interested in what I say, even if it's inane crap
>people speak respectfully and we discuss things orderly and calmly
How is this even fair? Being a woman is legitimately playing with cheat codes. I wish I could get companionship like this by just being myself.
>>27026243
>I wish I could get companionship like this by just being myself.
Transition and you can
POST MORE OF HER POST MORE OF HER SHES GIVING ME A FUCKING RAGER POST MORE
Can i get free stuff from strangers online if I pretend to be a girl?
who /old/ here?
>tfw 36
31 here. Thought I'd be doing something more with my life right now, but here I am.
27 year old. The older I get, the faster days fly by.
>>27026270
*was
mooooods
Are you sexually active anon?
>>27026109
Just say yes to this if you're so embarrassed. It's pretty arbitrary and wont make a difference if you lie.
>>27026109
I usually say not right now...because it's true
>>27026109
>>my doctors were a gay couple
>>we made jokes about the Hippocratic oath
being a faggot is weird
Fuck helium
>>27025993
Where you gonna get this much seeds tho?
>>27025993
for real? I love apples and eat plenty of them, I can finally use the seeds for something, is it painful though?
>>27026028
Organic apples have more seeds, I'd say one or two bushels would set you up with a half cup of seeds.
>Want a daughteru
>there is a 50/50 chance a daughteru won't be born
Why is reproduction so shit
>Wanting to give Chad your daughter as a fucktoy
>Supporting her as a single mother and raising his child
Why?
>>27025882
There's a 100% chance that you won't get to reproduce if you're on /r9k/ so don't worry.
>>27025882
>pic
lost
Robots how does it feel to know you can never have a body like this?how can you compete?
>>27025804
shoulder day is no day
>>27025804
He's otter mode. I'll look like that after my cut is finished in Spring.
At least post a truly unattainable body if you're going to shit post, OP.
>>27025804
i'm actually not far off from that right now. i started swimming again recently and running.
![Omegle-logo-210x210-1453652310[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BVgtceU.jpg "Omegle-logo-210x210-1453652310[1]")
