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>tfw 23 and lonely as fuck
>tfw these are supposed to be the prime years of your life
>>27012022
I know that feel. Just turned 30. 18-early 30s is prime life and everyone on here seems to miss out.
>>27012022
>19
>Just started prime time of my life
>not sure if I'm going to fuck it up or not
>more just spend time sitting around and worrying about me or someone in my family dying
I really dont want my mum to die
>>27012066
Early 30s? I wouldn't say that. 12-22 is probably the prime time of a life. Everything after that can be good, but it depends how you spent those key years. If you're still in the above mentioned range, but missing out, you can still improve it.
Hi fellow robots. Today I write to you because I fucked up beyond repair. My already mess of a life has become a living hell. I cannot sleep normally anymore, and when I inevitably fall asleep it's for 2-3 hours and have terrible nightmares. I haven't eaten anything for four days straight since the incident. All because of that goddamned film. I fell for the fucking Grifter meme. I thought /x/ and /b/ were trolling, that it was just some meme like 2girls1cup or Putrid Sex Object, but no it wasn't. Now I'm fucked up beyond repair. Pic related, it's from the film.
Bumping. I need to talk to somebody. Anybody. Even better if you've seen it too.
Poughkeepsie Tapes is a pretty cool guy, best found footage / mockumentary there is, it's criminally underrated
>>27011953
It's hot garbage. Directed and written by edgy teenagers. Not nearly as shocking as the characters seem to think it is, bland and full of itself. Cut your hands, walk in a forest and bleed out silently.
Who /bicurious/ here?
I'm thinking of finding a glory hole in my area to see if I enjoy it. Any experiences or stories? Will I regret it?
>>27011869
I hope you get GRIDS.
It's hot in theory, but as a result CL & Grindr/Other Hook up apps, the only people to really frequent such holes are typically disgustingly seedy and old.
>>27011907
This desu
Unless you've actually pre-planned with someone online, you're basically gonna be walking in on a freak show
Who /fuckedupsleepingpattern here
Not me
I keep a tidy 12-6 schedule
>>27011859
Me familia. Even if I somehow manage to fix it I always manage fuck it up again on the weekends.
>>27011859
I sometimes go to sleep at like noon and wake up at midnight, my sleep pattern isn't really a pattern at all it's just all over the place
I try to be awake during night as much as possible though
Why don't you learning languages for 16 hours a day like me? Of that's right you don't have the time
Take a look at my daily schedule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oudgdh6tl00
>>27011823
everyone has the time i just don't think most people are interested enough or have the intellectual capacity to do this.
>>27011823
Thisis me stealing your shitty meme to tell you to atleast attempt suicide you social parasite
I only spend 60-90 minutes a day studying a language so I don't burn out
Is the western world headed towards societal collapse?
I like how the video is hosted on LiveLeak.
That's pretty much the appropriate place for it to be.
already here mane
Did not see that coming
Why do SJWs do nothing about virgin shaming?
Also, are you triggered by virgin shaming in the media, regular life and online?
Can you give an example? I don't think I've been virgin shamed before
>>27011573
Something rarely talked about and it needs to be a thing.
I get triggered when you have those tryhard edgy guys who will be vulgar to a girl maybe and she will say "No wonder you're a virgin."
And I feel as a virgin, that I have more in common with this piece of shit person simply because we're both virgins but the reality is that anyone can be a piece of shit person weather they have sex or haven't had sex.
It's like they're saying only good people have sex, this person who is vulgar and edgy hasn't had sex because he is a bad person and therefore because I haven't had sex either that means I must be a bad person too.
>>27011720
Name on famous character who was a virgin, excluding any of the stereotypical socially awkward, aspie Mr Bean type characters, somebody actually normal and attractive.
I bet you can't think of one.
Basically James Bond, but a virgin. I bet you can't think of one because it doesn't exist.
>be me
> 21 years old
>2 years of community college 3.5GPA
>american
>accepted into a top uni in the UK
>would need to start over nothing will transfer
>everones 18 and out of high school
Do I do it, or do I transfer to a UC and continue to degenerate?
>>27011561
Transfer you faggot.
I'm 23 going to community this spring, what are you bitching about pussy
>>27011561
if by top uni you mean oxford or cambridge then you absolutely should, but i dont see why you cant just get accepted into a good US uni
I really think this is it robots. I'm going to catch the next bus out of here.
I have a family of three younger brothers and a mom and a dad. They all care about me lots, and have been the one thing making me hesitate doing this for a while now. Just here to ask some questions.
>should my plastic bag + ambien method be successful?
>will it be a better way for them to find my body?
>what kind of note can you write to help them get over it easier?
Fuck, it kills me that this is something that will effect them for the rest of their lives, and I fucking hope it won't trigger any of them to later try it themselves, but I feel like I just need to be free to do what I want in this situation. And I feel ready now. Feels good typing this out for the first time.
I'm just going to observe the thread then be out, but feel free to talk about your own struggles, or help others with theirs.
Shitty thread with shitty questions, just one last thread that maybe I could pick up some last minute advice from.
Hit the gym, get laid, delete the facebook, come back to 4chan
Don't kill yourself anon, it's not worth it man.
http://www.epsxe.com/
Download the Sukoden 2 iso here: http://coolrom.com/roms/psx/39634/Suikoden_II.php
What is the most useful language for a Brit to learn?
>>27011539
Arabic
Noc
>>27011539
French is a nice, and fairly easy language to learn
If we're talking about utility though, probably Chinese, as China is the biggest Nation in the world.
>>27011672
That's silly logic anon, are you about to actually go live in China?
Do you have any weird hobbies, /r9k/? Weeb shit doesn't count.
I like to pick locks. I made this key chain set out of paper clips, and I can open most small padlocks with them.
That is pretty autistic anon
>>27011556
Probably. Doesn't change the fact that picking open a lock is incredibly satisfying.
>>27011556
>thread for weird hobbies
>calls others autistic
Ok, I don't care how autistic this is. I'm gonna debate some feminists at my school. They always go around spouting their bullshit and cucks actually agree with them. I've been living with this for over a year now and I'm gonna try shut them up.
Give me good arguments to bring up against them and general tips on how to btfo them. Thanks
You're fat.
You're a BBC addict.
/thread
>>27011426
Get laid fat piece of shit and stop projecting your own insecurities on other people cause no one want to give you attention enough. We are busy maintaining our sanity in this world.
If you don't stop your non sense I consider this as harassment and I'm going to call the cops on you and press charges on you.
you cannot reason with a woman.
They only agree with those opinions because they are the approved consensus. You can't move a feminist until you move the ground around them.
>normalfags spend money that they don't have
>normalfags use credit cards thinking they're fucking magic
>normalfags take out student loans and are fucking stunned they have to pay them back
>normalfags get vehicles, pay the minimum payments, and then complain that it's too fucking expensive
>normalfags think it is normal to hate your parents and want to move out by 17
>normalfags will buy a new phone every single year and then make fun of us for buying a video game console every ten years, or saving up to build a PC, or literally anything we do because we're "creepy"
Are normalfags fucking idiots? What is actually wrong with them?
how sad is it knowing that such normalfags will live a happier life than you and not even acknowledge your existence while you're obsessed with them
>has a fucking MacBook
>can't afford to pay off student debt
I think my favorite is
>normalfags will get a job to afford the car that they need to drive to work
Friendly reminder that this is the ideal world.
Why is cucknadia there
It never ceases to make me laugh how Americans don't think they're the "cucks"/containment zone
These are the same people who apparently just forgot they elected a mudshark-born nigger twice despite the fact he hasn't fucking left office yet
>>27011473
He's also a muslin and was born outside of their borders.
Most inner cities are overrun by spics and niggers and the vast majority of cuckold porn is filmed in the states.
Literally and unironically the United cuckolds of Murrika.
okay robots i messed up. so my ear kinda felt clogged after taking a shower so i got the pocket clip off a pen and broke it try to dig the clogged ear wax out. suddenly a really bad pain then blood started coming from my ear. now it feels muffled, ringing. i also rub my fingers together outside both ears for the noise and notice there's hearing impairment.
it's not painful, nor am i completely deaf, but it's really really annoying having this muffled sound and ringing. i don't have medical insurance so if i go to teh doctor can they still bill me for it and help? i've never been so depressed this is bad plus i don't know the resolve?
>had a similar problem
>am from UK so had it sorted within days free of charge
>being from 'free' murica
^ there's your real problem OP
could be you punctured your ear drum, or you cut somewhere in your ear and the blood is clogging it along with all ear wax in there
either way you need to go to an ear doctor, there's really no other way. if you punctured your ear drum you can get an ear infection
>>27011189
okay that's the main thing i'm sure a doctor can help me. i just don't have medical insurance ;_;
i mean surely if they do something to fix it wont' be but a couple hundred dollars - if even. i just don't know if they'll even help me without medical insurance. i was crying about earlier knowing if i didn't go digging in my ear everything would be fine. worst yet i'll have to explain to the doctor that i was digging in there with a plastic pen clip to which he'll think i'm a complete cretin.
