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What's your excuse for not getting an onahole /r9k/? pic related, I got this one last week.
i've lost all my drive and i'm basically asexual
Too paranoid about privacy, no money, pain to clean up
What if a spider crawled in there?
Can we have a vocaroo thread?
>>27006742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04yuhHv4FeP
>>27006742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15NFwiXIFnC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SnxM9TIukZ here you go
I've been sick in bed with flu like symptons for almost 10 days now
I don't have health insurance, am I going to die?
>>27006697
GO OUT IN THE SUN OR GET SOME FRESHAIR
STAYING IN BED WILL NEVER FIX YOU
>>27006697
That's actually a pretty bad sign. A cancer or internal bleeding. GO TO A DOCTOR PLEASE
You just need some thick dick for that sick, bby.
Tell me your life story in the most feel inducing way possible
>inb4 fresh price greentext
>>27006510
i wish i was dead
the end
>>27006510
I'll give you a short version
My father was alpha as fuck and I am beta. I will never be on the level of social interaction that my dad is on. Because of him I can get a proper job but I will end up a lonely person throughout my entire life, ending his side of the family and becoming a genetic dead end. I will never live up to any expectation and will kill myself sometime soon
If I put a separate statement ignoring all that I just wrote to mention a subject completely irrelevant and/or with an entirely different mood to it that would be funny
>>27006510
Fairly well adjusted as a kid, had good friends. In fourth grade a teacher was convinced I had autism and basically quarantined me from the other kids. Lose all friends, change schools a bunch. Move across the country for dad's job. Enter high school, make some friends, but always lose them. Repeat, repeat all four years. Lots of drugs and depression. Get girlfriend somehow senior year, lose virginity, she breaks up with me because I wouldn't marry her right then. Attend a few months of community collage, but drop out. Currently a produce clerk at a small natural food store, really enjoy it. Trying to stop smoking and drug abuse. Working out, trying to get in better shape. I don't know really, but things seem to be getting better.
>tfw no kotse driving, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
You put driving twice
>>27006247
She still wants a chad
You just don't give up do youKeep the hope alive anon
Fembots do you support men's rights/mgtow/other male movements?
Why would I? What's in it for me?
>>27006167
I would support them if they just focused on improving themselves and not being babies every time they have a negative encounter with a female human.
>>27006234
>biology tells us we have to mate
>we can't mate
>expect us to be happy about it
gee if only it was as easy as being female and getting your pick of the litter
>the SIXTIES maaan
>the SEVENTIES my brother
>the EIGHTIES baby
>the NINETIES dude
is ANYONE going to be nostalgic of the shitty 00's and 10's? do we even have a culture? does the world always seem this vapid until you have the rose tinted goggles of retrospective?
It's 2016. I forget if 90s kid nostalgia existed by 2006 but if it did then we're fucked. What a shit decade.
>>27005930
>ANYONE going to be nostalgic of the shitty 00'
I already am
> does the world always seem this vapid until you have the rose tinted goggles of retrospective?
yes. really though is more a case of "you don't realize what you had, until it's gone"
>>27005981
well, what is there to miss of the 00's?
what do we have now to discover once it's gone?
Why is it so hard to find a girl who is genuinely good and not a slut? If a girl is a virgin past the age of 18 it is usually because she is using religion as a crutch. I just want to find a girl waiting for the right guy. As for the good part, finding a girl who won't take advantage of others just because she was the power seems even harder.
>>27005906
All 4 of the girls I have ever dated were virgins at age 18, none of them religious.
>>27005935
Where did you meet them? I tried volunteering, going to events, etc. I'm unfortunately not going to school atm, and in a male dominated work environment.
>>27005906
the problem is that you think a girl that has had a one night stand or isn't a virgin is already a slut, which is an insane standard
so the problem is you
You are now locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>made prolonged eye contact with a girl
>been photographed alongside a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a female
Touchless virgin bump.
b-bumping again
i hugged a female cousin once, do i still qualify?
How do we prevent this sort of thing?
We get state issued girlfriends
The cat's already out of the bag as far as getting even goes
I honestly thought this was a face-swap until the article specifically mentioned the black glasses
Why aren't you working out? It won't fix all your problems but it will fix a good number of them.
>>27005603
>a good number of them
Heheh, cant fix my autism
>>27005603
will it get me a gf
all i want if a gf
pls
i just wanna be loved man
>>27005634
Yeah, it will
Oneitis is now a prostitute. I don't know how to feel about this. Is this a win or loss?
>>27005361
Describe her for us and then hire her.
Well now you can actually get that pussy.
Hire her multiple times and find a new way for her to degrade herself each time
r9k approved bands/artists
>Radiohead
>Joy Division
>The Smiths
>Elliott Smith
>Nick Drake
>Simon and Garfunkel
>NMH
>Weezer
>Sufjan Stevens
Care to add anymore? Or to tell me why I'm a fucking idiot for including some of these bands, and why said bands are ''meme'' bands?
>>27005111
Those are some epic entry-tiers gotta hand it to u buddy
It's like I'm really on /mu/.
>>27005133
What does that even mean? They're all relatively popular? So fucking what? Add some obscure ones then you little special snowflake faggot
Would you let the person on the left suck your dick until you cum and then swallow your cum?
>>27004770
no they look like a man
>>27004770
no, because the person on the left is a man and i'm not a faggot
>>27004770
even if trap.
>2016
>there still hasn't been any government running on a combo of nationalism and socialism
why? It's the perfect combo and the perfect society.
>>27004610
north korea? Singapore? china? possibly slovakia in the near future
>>27004650
>NK, Singapore, China and Slovakia are Nat Soc
>>27004610
Israel, not even kidding.
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