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how /degenerate/ are you?
>be me, mostly vanilla, never had any weird fetishes
>someone links me a doujin that has like one page of choking
>mfw
>look up more and more choking
>this is so fucked up holy shit what am I doing
>it's all flat chested girls getting raped and abused
>nahh its okay r-right? I mean they start to like it at the end anyways
>develop flat, rape, and slight bondage fetish
>go deeper down the rabbit hole, find a doujin with cigarette burns, whipping, hitting, bruising, asphyxiation
>can't stop self inserting as the victim
>have dream about being a sadist's pet
>get stepped on, called trash, choked with a collar and leash, whipped and caned for not following orders
>wake up as a full on masochist
>literally cannot separate pain and pleasure anymore
>tfw nobody to own me and bully me for their pleasure
>tfw can't experience the pleasure of being abused and treated like sub human trash
just kill me now senpai before I start liking loli
I want to fuck a trap in a small hot room until its filled with lewd boy smells.
I am obsessed with cock and am dying to suck each and every one in the world.
>>26989108
How do you feel about fat girthy uncut cocks with big smelly balls?
I manage a small logging operation in Oregon. We usually staff entry level positions with mexicans or college kids, but I thought of something different. Maybe a robot wants to come out and work. Get away from your computer, away from your mom, away from women. It's hard work and remote, and the pay is decent.
Anyone interested?
>>26988712
Yeah sure, what are the requirements?
Do I need any sort of certifications first? Chainsaw operation license, etc?
>>26988712
Totally, but I live in England..
>In the great green room
>There was a wagie
>And a red balloon
>And a picture of-
>His inevitable tomb
>And there were three little dollars sitting in chairs
>And two little kittens
>And a pair of mittens
>And a little toy house
>And a young mouse
>And a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush
>And a portrait of Shekelstein saying "don't put up a fuss"
>Goodnight room
>Goodnight moon
>Goodnight light
>And the red balloon
>Goodnight three dollars
>Goodnight chairs
>Goodnight kittens
>And goodnight mittens
>Goodnight clocks
>And goodnight socks
>Goodnight little house
>And goodnight mouse
>Goodnight comb
>And goodnight brush
>Goodnight mush
>And goodnight portrait of Shekelstein, which the wagie was ordered to hang
>Goodnight stars
>Goodnight air
>Good night noises everywhere
>*tick* *tock*
NEETposter is really, finally losing it. His sanity, not his virginity.
>>26988678
>tfw parents start threatening to kick you out
>>26988699
>you can take your blanket with you "my son"
Who /slowlylosingweight/ here?
>>26988606
Keep it up, senpaitachi ^_^
Have you ever read a book by Steven King called "Thinner"? Have you been cursed by any gypsies lately?
>>26988630
No and no. I just eat slightly less.
Pictured: typical wageslave
>>26988529
>typical wageslave is popular socially and likely has many real life friends from constant work contact and an ability to keep up with them through social media despite being occupied during a job
hm
>>26988529
Heh... Another day..... another dollar......
>>26988529
who's this and what happened and why should i care?
So why do you anons hate yourselves?
>>26988315
Do you think boys actually believe they're girls now or are they claiming to be trans completely cynically?
>>26988338
Boys believe they're girls because their parents failed them. The parents don't want to admit it so they say he was born that way.
Also lots of trannies are just feminine gay guys that are smart enough to realize they'll have more power in society and have more guys dating them if they just become girls.
Many, many reasons. The most prevalent of which is due to my inability to be anything more than a useless pile of shit that plays video games all day. This is only amplified by the fact that my parents think I don't care.
I feel like I'm close to killing myself
what do I do
>>26988161
Call 911 and tell them.
There's help out there, anon.
I'd set up a stream if I was you.
>>26988167
what a fucking joke. All this will accomplish is making buying a gun harder.
Aye neetfam why dont you make music with all of that free time? Its alot more productive than playing video games and watching anime all day. Plus music is subjective so you can't really fail at it. I started 4 months ago without ever touching an instrument or a girl
https://soundcloud.com/annedrank/neetgod
>>26988005
WHY DOES THIS IMAGE BOTHER ME SO MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yey peace~ peace~
what's a good daw for this inlinux?
>>26988005
sounds good desu, but how do I start i.e. software, sound clips
Anyone else /pregnant/ here?
chads baby? eat shit and die
>>26987917
yeah good luck with that stacey. if you aren't a roastie yet, you will be one soon
>>26987917
Does your name start with a 'C'?
blox
say what you want about this man
his wife has three kids from her previous marriage
he's a cuck
he's a jew
he doesn't know anything about economics
BUT he is seemingly one of the most sincerely caring and empathetic people that i've ever seen, and is the most genuine candidate running by a long shot. it's really nice to have a politician that i believe when he says that he's concerned about issues concerning the average american
>>26987688
Cool. All the hand holding in the world is going to help with our national security or debt though.
>>26987718
i can tell youre a trump supporter because you either didn't read the op or youre too stupid to actually understand what's said, but youre confidentially acting as if you know what's going on. sorry dude :\
>>26987688
>caring and empathetic
>politician
That's the problem. Someone with that disposition is either a) a naive pushover who is not gonna get anything done
or b) an incredibly good liar
Honestly, I would respect option b more.
Im in my 2nd year at uni, i have a 20min individual presentation today and i've pretty much got nothing fucking done. i cant stop shaking and just want to go back to bed is uni impossible for robots?
>>26987605
>i have a 20min individual presentation today
I hate this. Presentations and participation grades. THIS IS NOT FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL ANYMORE FUCK OFF.
>>26987605
anxiety meds?
if you want something light, you could get some propranolol. sometimes musicians will take it for stage fright
Yeah I don't know. Anxiety won over me and I'm practically a drop out at this point.
What do you think about before going to sleep
>>26987522
Usually that I'm a schizophrenic failure
"Oh god I'm so tired "
Tomorrow is gonna be different.
:(
>lol eewww
>you didn't go to college?
LITERALYY FUCK YOU
>>26987419
i didbut i flunked out
It really is alienating. Not going to a university makes you as unfuckable as a disfigured ugly guy as far as roasties are concerned.
>tfw stickfag
>tfw will never have cute azn gf
i think this thread would of went better if you had faintly photoshopped a creepy ghost or something in the background of your image
>>26987367
Do you not see it?
>>26987352
>posts pic of himself on /r9k/
> in a college dorm bathroom
>probably posting with his friends rn
Kill yourself
He said it's really good. We watched 2 episodes but so far it's been really creepy and dumb. What does he see in it?
Just keep watching, goku eventually joins isis and slaughters infidels with his enormous powerlevel
>>26986875
dragon ball/z is just something women will never understand
Was yamcha ever relevant, even yajirobe killed and ate one of piccolos kids and cut off vegetas tail
