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Ontario plans to experiment with giving people unconditional free money (universal basic income)
Holy shit, any more info on this? Us depressed Ontario NEETs can get money without going through the neetbux hassle. Get in here Ontario fags. When is this starting?
Nothing is free, you'll pay one way or another.
>>26979736
>Depending on how much I can get, I might quit my job!
See how big of a problem this might be? This is such a terrible idea.
>>26979832
I can't wait to live on less than minimum wage!
Said no one ever.
If the "large dicks stretching the vagina" thing is a myth, how come so many escort ads say "NO BLACK MEN" on them?
>>26979713
Because black men are more likely to have STDs.
Blacks try not to pay or shortchange, show up without money, and they're often rude or violent.
Show me one that does.
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stfu you cunt
>>26979439
Erica is very cute :^ )
>>26979559
Does she have a video archive like Eliza had on daily motion? I wanted to see her how to get a gf video but then she deleted her youtube channel.
Who here /can't look at mirrors/ ?
When i'm washing my hands i just turn down my head avoiding looking at myself
I simply don't like how i look
I also use sunglasses everyday so no one can see my face
I avoid them aswell bro
yes
i hate looking at myself, i hate seeing pictures of myself, i hate it so much
>>26979436
Me too I have these permanent bumps on my nose that never go away
I'm going to kill myself via pill overdose. I don't have a gun and cutting is too painful. I just don't know what pills to take, What pills will kill me.
>>26979180
the red pill child
try overdosing on oxycotin, that would be your best bet
>>26979180
Why don't you just hang around till you're 80, then do it?
What does r9k think about wrestling?
fundamentally erotic
Actual wrestling or WWE?
>>26979064
Check ops pic dummy
Ylyl. I need it. No shitposting just funny stuff.
>>26978962
/wsg/ and /gif/ have the best ylyl threads (banan free)
>>>/b/ is that way
sage
Nothing is funny to me anymore.
General feel thread
I need to know that other people are sad and depressed right now about shit, come share stories and we can be sad together.
my life is redundant, i'm just a useless fucking subhuman cunt, born and raised to be passive consumer cattle
fuck kill me
My girlfriend broke up with me Thurday. We were together for a year and two months. She just hopped into another relationship that same night. Like it just nothing..
>Tfw things get old but you stay the same
Is it just me or is time going really fast? I feel 2015 was like just a week or a month, and it's already 5 march 2016
Pic unrelated
yep iktf
it's because there's nothing to look forward to anymore
happens when you start getting older, can't wait for death.
I can't decide if I like young scully or milf scully more
>Talk about your dad and your relationship with him
http://strawpoll.me/7014955
>>26978646
None of those meet my father characteristics. Closest is regular
>tfw just watching the "abusive dad" meter rise
>>26978755
probably a bot
fuck off robot
Anyone else have a fucking immature family who bully them for the stupidest shit?
>Left a bottle of water in the bathroom, filled it up in the sink to drink from it
>Realised I forgot it when I was thirsty
>go to grab it
>parents are in the hall
>they look at me
>'hey its waterboy!'
>'need to drink some toilet water waterboy?'
>they are laughing hysterically for some reason
>everytime I walk past they make glugging noises
Fucking hate this normie shit. Can't even drink water now.
>>26978546
>getting light hearted jokes confused with bullying
Make fun of them for some dumb shit that they do or just confront them and say that you have thin skin and get triggered more easily than a tumblr poster
my dad is like that
always making fun of me for the pettiest things
I just avoid talking to him now
>letting your parents abuse you
stick up for yourself, they're probably old and can't take hits well
How was your weekend, Robots?
>saw Zootopia on Thursday Night
>got off of work on Friday, spent it playing Wind Waker, eventually get bored of it and quit
>play Twilight Princess HD later that night
>the next day go to Perry's Steakhouse with my grandparents
>see Zootopia with them afterwards
>Sunday
>go to see Zootopia again for the third time with my Mom
>have to go pee before the movie
>on my way back find some cash on the floor
>turns out it was $58 fucking dollars
I'd say my weekend was pretty good, I didn't really play Twilight Princess HD that much though.
>>26978207
Are you a furfag anon? The movie couldn't have possibly been so good that you needed to see it 3 times
>>26978466
I really liked it every time I saw it, but I saw it with my Dad the first time, then his parents, and today was with my Mom.
>Get home on Friday afternoon
>Drink a beer
>watch a random video
>repeat x50
>it is now Sunday
I am beginning to think I am an alcoholic but it's the only way I can cope
How do you guys stand it? I haven't had friends in over a year, I'm a uni student who just goes to class and spends all his time masturbating and playing video games in my room, I eat all my meals in my room as well. I've been at uni for five years now but the friends I did have were superficial and weren't really friends, honestly I feel like I adapted to it but sometimes it's tough to maintain it.
I sometimes really wish I had a social circle of people who actually WANTED to see me or hang out with me, people I could enjoy spending time with but I'm so anti-social it's not even funny. I'm a huge introvert and I've had depression for five years now, pretty sure most people who knew me thought I was a drama queen or something as well.
Anyone else in a similar situation? I really am a robot just doing the same regiment everyday, I don't even let it bother me anymore but it would make me feel a little bit better knowing there are other people in a similar situation.
Do even want something more out of life?
You either let it get to you and eat you up or you tough it out and let it become your strength
I lost all my friends during schizoaffective episodes or because of. But i think they were overrated after a few years solo.
Why is everyone so anti-NEET? What's wrong with following your own path in this life and learning about the world around you vs sitting in an office all day doing someone elses bidding?
It's not like being NEET means you're poor or anything, just popped by the ATM, things are good for this NEET.
Why are you so poor wagie? I thought all that hard work meant you'd have money and freedom?
>>26977464
What you gonna do with that 120? Massage parlor.
>>26977484
Homeless guy asked for some cash, I don't carry any so popped by the ATM and went back and hooked him up.
He might be only spending it on drugs & alcohol but hell, that's all I'm likely to spend it on anyway.
>>26977464
dude i desperately need $1300 or else i won't have anywhere to live this summer
can you PLEASE help me out
That was a really funny film, I'm so glad we both went to see it!
So.. what should we do next?
>>26977244
fuggg in de fugger :DDDDD
how about you insert your gurltinkler in my boipussy
Umm, I think we should check to see if there are any monsters under my bed.
