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>WOMEN ONLY WANT PERFECT CHAD AND SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS
>okay but what about the millions of men who aren't perfect chad but are happily in love? bald men, short men, dicklets, fatties, the mentally ill, all sorts of men have found love.
>YEAH THEY DON'T COUNT SHE'S CHEATING ON THEM SHE'LL CHEAT ON THEM FOR CHAD THEY'RE KEKS GO BACK TO THE KEKSHED
how can you live your life honestly believing this
>>27084926
Roastie/beta nice guy orbiter and future provider cuck detected.
Either way, kill yourself.
Thank you, OP.
Of course, they won't understand.
>>27084945
Can you try that again but without the meaningless /r9k/ buzzwords?
Transfemanons, you're walking hand in hand with your boyfriend when suddenly this girl comes up, fondles his crotch and says:
>"Hey stud, I can give you something that your ugly "girl"friend can't. I'm ovulating right now."
How would you react?
Threesome, please?
Original bitch robot
tfw ill never have a threesome with a girl and a qt trap
>>27084075
post more of her you fuck
Green Lights for Women
I see a lot of red flag threads on here but I've never seen a green light thread. What are some qualities in women that immediately grab your attention in a positive way? Not just qualities a woman must possess, but things that give her an advantage over other women.
For me:
> Vegan
> 5'2"-5'4" (I'm 5'10")
> Plays vidya (actually plays)
> Athletic but not muscular
>>27083546
> Vegan
original comment here
>>27083546
>being vegan is a green light/good thing
enjoy eating grass every dinner
>>27083546
I literally don't trust anyone that says they're vegan or eat gluten free unless they have a health issue
As usual, ask anything.
Keep these in mind:
>the guide will cover most of your questions, I cannot insist enough on reading it
>dropping weight isn't as hard as you might think
>getting very fit will not take as much time or effort as you might think
>there are countless myths you must not heed
If you've been in this thread before, report on your progress, I want to know!
>>27082589
Dropping the guide right now.
looks like i opened r9k just in time
>>27082609
http://pastebin.com/zrpicavw
Same guide, but with added sections at the end.
>>27082611
Hello.
What fetishes and filthy perversions does R9K have? Will dump some of my bondage shit if necessary.
>>27081326
Forced feminization, cross dressing, gender bender, lactation, bondage, interracial.
bumping with some thickness
Bondage
Pet play
Mind control
Time stop
Forced impregnation
Induced discomfort
Slapping/physical punishment
Verbal abuse
Emotional abuse
Semi-public humiliation
Stalking
Kidnapping
Rape
Looking for qt redpilled fembot gf with freckles.
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r8 me and shit.
Original post
What was your political stance 10 years ago? What is it now?
>>27073314
those images are the fuckin best tbqh
god bless pol
>>27073330
Yeah, I can do an image dump if requested.
>>27073369
please dont, some reddit faggots are lurking and waiting for this
How do you guys measure up?
Small of course
>>27085406
She either has gorilla hands or my dick is thicker than I think it is.
>>27085424
I genuinely can't imagine a dick being that small
And why are you pathetic losers staying at home on a friday?
>>27085365
Because we're pathetic losers
Because I've lost all drive to do anything remotely interesting.
Just fucking bored out of my mind twentyfourseven, waiting to go back to sleep, only to wake up to another day of the same bullshit.
>>27085365
What do you want to do? Come over to my house and lets play retro games and watch animu and eat sushi and overdose on heroin. I-if you want.
>fucking hate rick and morty, typical normalshit show with subpar humor
>fucking hate undertale; reddit-tier piece of shit, overhyped and trendy "le touch object le twenty times le coder programmed it to do something cool! xD"
>everything deviantart
>chicken tendies is ass
I hate the general "lol wimmin r horez" hivemind here
I agree with everything except the last thing, chicken tenders are fucking awesome.
I am not a virgin, look like a chad, tall, dominant, sexually experienced.
I don't care if robots don't want me to post here. :)
Fembots:
Do you really hate men?
What sorts of things make you dislike men?
>>27083762
>Do you really hate men?
no, not really
>What sorts of things make you dislike men?
that they see the slightest attention a girl gives them as a sign that she wants their dick inside her and that they see sex in everything and every nice thing they do to a girl has to be rewarded with sex or otherwise she would be an ungrateful whore and they act all nice until a girl rejects them then they chimp out and call her all sorts of horrible names
>Do you really hate men?
Nope, they make all the stuff that I like, and generally treat me well.
At the worst I'm scared of some men, but have been making concerted efforts to correct this.
>What sorts of things make you dislike men?
When they are officious and poor tempered it's a lot scarier than when women are.
Specific men I've known seem to take their frustrations out more directly on people.
Male peers are a little less likely to compromise when it comes to group projects.
>>27083762
womeyn hate betas and "hate" chad.
"hate" means she wants to fuck him and actually loves him. actual hate for betas is more like wishing you wouldn't even exist, or be near her, or get used for free stuff.
Post music that makes you feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVeMiVU77wo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lJ-v-Ex58w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnmFn7bvIrA
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoE2j_bM9xI
Fill it out, fuckers
Everyone posts nobody reads
nah
saged
hidden
reported
snapchatted the janny
enjoy your ban idiot
>>27082566
>book
Marabou Stork Nightmares by Irvine Welsh
>comic
Sin City
>film
Frances Ha
>tv show
Walking Dead
>album
Honeymoon by Lana Del Rey
>video game
Resident Evil 2
>book
The Metamorphosis
>Comic
Hate comics
>Best Film
The Best Of Youth
>Best TV Show
The Office
>Favorite Album
The Bends by Radiohead
>Favorite video game
Runescape
>finally get a gf
>we connect like crazy and I get the most attached I've ever been
>she told me some Chad and his friend sexually assaulted her
>she's too afraid to open up about it to report it and hasn't even told her family
>all I can think about is what happened and I keep piecing it all together in my head
>I've been throwing up and crying for days
>trying to break up with her and literally can't
>>27081566
It will only get worse, I suggest you either tell her it bothers you, or just dump her straight away and don't tell her why
You might be able to get over it, but you'll be able to connect like this with someone else believe me
>>27081646
Yeah but I don't want to leave :/ I'm so in love with her but I can't recover from this
what did they do tho[
>Actually, I don't like beer. No one likes beer. People who claim to like it are just pretending so they can fit in.
I've literally never heard anyone say this.
Is this common?
>>27080820
Bait or tard
>>27080820
People generally don't drink beer for the taste, but to loosen up. That's where the pressure is if you're trying to fit in with normies though; not wanting to drink will make you look like a killjoy
Another reason why normies are degenerates.
