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>>26992107
Yes. Most times not much, but I lost my virginity in an FFM threesome, even though there were more girls than guys, they all just went for me because I was "Chad". It was quite a lesson for me, verified everything I already knew from observation.
Usually though, I'm not alpha enough to pull it off. I'm less than average in looks. I'm tall fortunately, and relatively confident, but I'm also a complete loner, and you can't fake social status easily.
Other times I've experienced simlar but with less success.
>>26992107
I tried a pick-up line on a female friend once.
She didn't speak to me for 3 months.
>>26992204
>female friend
You already fucked up from the start.
LOL
I'm new to 4chan and just found this board.
Seriously, you pathetic idiots make me laugh. All this woman hating just because girls don't like you.
Have you ever stopped to wonder maybe the problem is with you and not the women?
You're typical butthurt virgins crying like babies for not getting laid. It makes me laugh so hard I think this whole fucking board is a joke.
And, here I am, a young independent girl to show you were not afraid of scum like you. There are better men in the world be we choose them over you, because you are and always will be inadequate.
> pic related me.
>>26991783
My girlfriend of 2 weeks just left me for Jesus, or some shit.
No.
>>26991783
Nice crackhead horseface honey
gr8 post 100% agree you got Skype? Lmao
Are you a REAL man? Can you deal with a strong independant woman like myself? You pathetic small penis boys make me laugh!!!
the writing is so obviously faked
>>26991223
nice fake
yes this is an orignial comment desu
>>26991223
>don't play video games
>don't watch trap porn
>not a cuck
so wanna fuck?
She looked like a cool girl at first sight
Should i go for it anyways?
> Art
> Feminist
> That look
My "KEEP THE FUCK AWAY" alarm is ringing
>>26991081
>she's on tinder
That's the biggest red flag right there
>>26991116
>> Art
This is a green flag for me but she probably doesn't know shit about art apart from her tumblr blog
Too bad it's the only match i got in a 3m city and i look kinda chady
If only looks mattered, Rubio would be Presidential Candidate by now
hey guys... you need me?
>>26991296
Obama was also a good-looking lad before his two presidencies.
Rubio is kind of a mild manlet.
tanlines+bush is GOAT
try to prove me wrong, you can't
>>26991017
>try to prove me wrong
You are wrong! done. And you cant argue back because I already won and wont be here.
Should would be even hotter if she was blonde, but holy shit yes
I don't get it. Where is the appeal exactly?
how do i stop being so lazy and unmotivated?
You don't. You leech off the government for the rest of your life and die alone. That's my plan.
>>26991025
are u getting neetbux?
>>26991083
You're on /r9k/, what do you think?
>There are people out there who wipe their ass after standing up.
What the fuck?
>there are people who make threads about shit like this and that they don' wash themselves etc because they know it will get replies on r9k
What the fuck?
>>26991030
You're lething your shit-coated ass cheeks smear together. Why?
>there are people who don't shit in the shower/bath so they can properly wash their ass straight away
You people disgust me. Wiping with a tissue isn't enough.
Do normies think they're instantly all-round better than virgins JUST because they've had sex?
>"As a girl who has had sex and you haven't, I believe-..."
>"Since I lost my virginity before you, my point is that-..."
>"Purely judging on the time I lost my virginity (and you haven't), The Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie"
People never say shit like that. Except maybe the douchiest of chads.
>>26991024
>Except maybe the douchiest of chads.
you mean femanon's ideal boyfriend
>>26991024
>he hasn't skype'd with femanons
>want to improve in vidya in my free time
>just lurk here 5 hours and go to sleep
Any of you NEETs know how to stop this?
I can not see the difference.
>getting better at video games
>lurking here for 5 hours
Both of these acts are entirely useless and you will regret them on you deathbed.
>>26990944
You have zero discipline.
iktf tbqhwyf. I used to be like that.
You need to cultivate discipline. The only way to do this is to just force yourself to do shit. After doing this for a while, you won't have to force yourself any more as you'll have the drive to do stuff you want to do.
>>26990944
>get better in vidya
If you want to get better you must first love your vidya, if you don't love it, you will never git gud.
>bb-bbut anon i like bad boys
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3480232/Sickening-video-footage-shows-model-beaten-black-blue-husband-tormented-held-hostage-nine-months.html
>>26990716
Aussies are the fucking worst, most faggot normie country ever
>>26990743
How nice of you to join the thread, tumblr.
> Felt bad
> Heard her say "I love you babe!"
> Top-Kekisfaction
Have you ever took a nap with a kid?
it's pretty comfy, you get to pet it too.
>>26990690
its like a dog right
>>26990690
I always thought it would be really dangerous. What if you move during sleep and the baby falls, or you raise your hand and then slam it on the baby?
I can't account for what I do when I'm sleeping.
I also refuse anyone asking me to babysit their baby if it can't walk. I only babysit when they an talk and are self aware
>/r9k/
>children
Is there a more terrible human being then boogie2988 what a waste of fucking oxygen.
How is he terrible just because he's physically unattractive? He's not hurting you in any way shape or form except being an eyesore and you don't have to watch his videos. He doesn't pop up here or on /v/ too frequently, either.
Also, I should remind you he enjoys what he does, he's rich, and he has a girlfriend (who, I might add, was his gf before his e-fame and money so you can't call her a gold digger).
>>26990616
>>26990684
Yeah, he's doing quite well for himself ignoring the obesity.
I bet his chest hurts and it's painful for him to walk around.
How can white women ever compete?
They lose to any woman from any race except for Asians
They simply can't.
What are they? Like Indians or something?
Whether you supported/support Hitler's ideas and his plan or even if you're anti Hitler you know deep in your heart that he was right all along.
The Jews are manipulating and deceiving and basically they run our world and have a massive influence over what happens
Who's funding ISIS? Who's creating wars to create profit? Who's funding America's $200 billion a year drug war against mexico? Who helped with 9/11 and was behind the multi billion dollar insurance claim on the two towers?
Who manipulates the media?
Who introduced mobile smart phones which introduced online dating which stopped you from getting laid because women now believe that Kim kardashian is the definition of beautiful and men have to be super models in order to have sex
Surely these multi billionaires with all their contacts their corrupt politicians and bankers wouldn't have some say in how the world is run?....
How is Jewish a race when they're just white
Oh hey there /pol/
>>26990361
Are you like, completely autistic?
>muh edgy conspiracy theories, the jewz did 9/11!
>oh look I'm so cool I support national socialism even though though I know nothing about the horrible nazi ideology which says that you will literally be sent to a camp for things like having a slightly different opinion or having schizophrenia
>"I support Hitler, the ultimate coward of WW2"
Go back to /pol/ you retard.
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