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>spend 40+ minutes writing greentext for /r9k/
>get super excited, dont copy it
>submit
>"Duplicate file exists here. Return."
>everything deleted
I FUCKING HATE THIS STUPID ROBOT SOMETIMES
> write detailed green text through shitty mobile interface
> nobody replies
>>28699205
don't click return just press backspace
What was your greentext about anon? Also, always copy your post beforehand so you can paste it afterwards if it gets deleted. And you might even want to save it in notepad in case a similar thread pops up in the future.
We could you know.
>>28699187
But is it fully functional?
>>28699199
He may at most be 75 percent of what he was. Whatever that means.
>>28699187
>Hey bro. I like your dick. Its so big
>thanks bro. Yours is cute :3
>Wanna swap dicks to test them out?
>sure
That is the only way I can imagine someone agreeing to swap dicks.
In this thread let's green text the shitty things we've done for a change. Instead of that kid or being bullied stories let's lament on ourselves.
>>28699139
I bought Mist of Pandaria and never played it
>>28699162
you missed out on the best expansion to ever be released
too bad the game is already literally at such a dead state they removed the visible subscriber number
>>28699139
>im actually a /fit/izen. Attractive and sucessfull.
>just come to /r9k/ to laugh at you miserable robots
>sometimes, sometimes i feel kinda bad for all of you
>he's 5'9''
>or even shorter
>he thinks that if he ever got a gf she wouldnt immediately cheat on him for that sole reason
>>28699119
I'm 5'8" and I know many people my heigh or shorter in exclusive long term relationships.
>>28699274
This. I feel bad for anyone who has seriously been affected by the /fit/ height meme thing. I'm 5'7" and I've been in several relationships, fucked 30~ girls total.Then again, I'm white. Eat shit mudskins.
>>28699119
>2016
>falling for the shortness meme
>gf feels insecure if I jerk off to porn, so I don't
>won't give me nudes
>she's only in the mood for sex maybe once every two weeks
sometimes i miss being able to jerk off all day without anyone else caring or it affecting my sexual performance for the rare occasion
>Getting whipped around by your girlfriend
>Having a girlfriend in the first place
Leave.
Why don't you just jerk off to porn without telling her?
>>28699058
Get lost, Chad.
Security Question 1: Who was your first kiss?
Security Question 2: Who was your childhood best friend?
Security Question 3: Where did you meet your spouse?
>>28699036
>Kristin
>Max
>TBD
If you can answer this you don't belong here. I'm a KV, I didn't have any friends, I still don't, I've never had a friend, I don't think I'll ever get married. I am 23.
>>28699310
Get out normie before you get hacked
>Oh, Anon, I'm SO horny for you right now
What do you do?
holy shit there's a spider on you
>raping an innocent spider
I smash her head open with a brick and take the spider to counseling.
>>28699029
Eat the spider to assert dominance, of course
>girl wants to hang out and play Pokemon cards last weekend
>we do, have fun
>acts like a cold dismissive bitch to me all this week
>still wants to hang out tomorrow
What does it mean?
>>28699021
Who cares she sounds like a bitch
>>28699021
She has no friends who're beta but you and you're the only loser with pokemon cards and a place to text Chad while she's waiting for a real man to pump her and let her live offa govment gibsmedats while her child inevitably does the same
>>28699021
A) She's embarrassed by you
B) She's testing you to see how you react
With women, you can't win
>non-whites think they're instantly robots because muh oppression
>don't realize there are white robots who have it 1000x worse
>don't realize these white robots have to see black be the "cool kids" his whole life while he was bullied and shunned
amazing the lack of empathy you people have
If you grew up as a poor white around black people, you were definitely fucked over. But yeah, let's not make this about race.
>>28699040
there's no going back from that now. America is basically a race war, whites have been trying to say "ay yo chill race doesn't matter anyway nigga" but blacks and their nationalism are still pushing for white genocide. smdhthf
Niggers literally made me retarded. I was knocked out with a brick, thrown into a wall, pushed headfirst into a boulder and drowned by the same pack of wild niggers. That's 3 concussions and brain damage from asphyxiation (I died but was revived)
That's not to mention death threats, abduction, breaking and entering, stabbing, having my dog poisoned, theft, and years of torment.
I was told I'm a liar trying to get innocent black boys in trouble. After all that bullshit, I GOT FUCK ING EXPELLED FOR DEFAMATION. The school admind told me I was trying to get attention and put black men down.
Imagine the damage that does to one's psyche.
>mfw people complain on 4chan about their lives
Like lmao just go outside and get some air you faggot just be happy
>>28698932
I've just come from the outside and I'm almost dead. Fuck normies seriously.
Normies like attention what can I say
Whenever I go outside people laugh at me
who wants to be a farmer r9k? tending to your crops and livestock, waking up before the sunrise, eating delicious home cooked food, and having acres of beautiful land all to yourself.
>Pic related, you could have a goat tower
>>28698889
Idk, farming seems like a lot of hard fuckin work.
That would be rad as fuck, I'm not averse to hard work and eating stuff you grow/raise yourself seems like it would be immensely satisfying.
> you will never live at the top of the goat tower with all the goats, smoking weed you grew and drinking beer you crafted
I didn't know I had this feel
>at work
>normie fat girl playfully slaps me
>i try to do the same
>fucking punch her right where she's fat
>she wasnt fat
>she was pregnant
>mfw fired next day
>she was pregnant
Felt a chill down my spine reading that
Oh fuck I almost pissed myself laughing at wagecuck probems
>horny
>gf goes to work and is on her period so no sex
>try to look at porn again
>get disgusted and lose horniness
real sex killed my porn addiction.
Anyone ever consider doing this?
I'm so fucking sick of slaving away for mr goldstein that I decided to save up for a van, get on autism bux and travel the country while living in a van
i am fuckng done with everything fuck modern society fuck chad and fuck stacey
>>28698832
I did when I was having some bad times at home. I thought that maybe it'd be cheaper than renting a place, but I ran the numbers in a realistic scenario, and it ended up being quite the opposite. There's gas, insurance, parking, maintenance and parts, food and incidentals are gonna be more expensive because you can only buy and use on small scales, you'll have to buy water or water purification systems because you don't have a hookup, generating electricity will be inefficient and expensive, etc. There's also a large startup cost in acquiring and modifying a van for long-term living, and there's a lot of stuff that you might not necessarily have the expertise to do properly, if at all.
>autism bux
>travel the country
pick one. you need a permanent address for that shit, and if you're self sufficient enough to live on your own, you won't be collecting 'tism dole.
>>28699010
>if you're self sufficient enough to live on your own, you won't be collecting 'tism dole.
im not I live with parents and would just use their address for it, I have a history of mental issues so it shouldnt be too hard
we must have different standards of living then if its more expensive it was significantly cheaper then how I live now, even though I pay rent to my parents
>>28699010
I also lived like this but mine was very affordable.
A 1 room in a shared house is $300 a week. If I share the room its closer to $200. Include expenses and it's closer to $380 a week for a single room.
If I were to lease a studio its closer to $450 a week not including expenses.
I said fuck it. Found a spot to park my car near a train line without it being fucked with. (Forst Lodge Dog Park if anyone in Sydney is wondering) which also doesn't need a permit.
So I already had a car ($2000), My only expenses were access to a 24/h gym in order to shower and clean stuff which I used a lot and petrol to drive anywhere I need.
if I needed wifi I would park on campus and buy a parking ticket or I would just park near a 24h gym I had in my membership.
A grand total of about $50 a week on expenses compared to $300-400 not including food.
Though I wouldn't do it again. I did this for 3 years. People bother you at night by looking in your car to see past your curtains. You are always worried people will steal your stuff. You never feel comfortable and never have a comfy place to return to at the end of the day. You will constantly be outside with nowhere to go.
Lonely life.
Anyone here every hung out with normies and realise how pathetic and hollow your life is compared to theirs? Like honestly, I'm going to be 20 soon and I'm so fucking pathetic it's honestly sickening.
Also, I hate the fact that I'm literally surrounded by so many qt 3.14 girls literally everyday but can't manage to talk to one of them. I'm sure my fellow unifags can understand. It's an awful feeling
>>28698763
It's actually the opposite, i realise how much better my life is compared to normie, their goals are meaningless in the grand scheme of life, even their behaviour is just them trying to get attention and to find meaning in their lifes,
We know better than these faggots
However ignorance is bliss
>>28698912
The loneliness is killing me anon, I need it to end
>>28698937
Why, we all die alone, nobody will ever have your back, only yourself. Find something that makes you happy e.g. tv, vidya games, knowledge
>Pic related
>mfw marriage is depicted as something which just happens to you as inevitably as the sun rising and setting
>>28698751
>social situations come along as easy as breathing
is this a meme?
>humanity
i just hate humanity
If anything makes you feel that way, you should probably seek therapy so you can maybe stop being such an overly dramatic faggot.
