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>Hey anon, does this donut remind you of anything?
>teehee
Maybe if it was glazed
"Yeah. Bagels."
>>28700763
I don't get it
orr
I barbecued a couple of sausages and made some home-made french fries, /r9k/.
I made a lot, would you want some?
>>28700733
you burnt them
we had that last night at my house but I just ate half a sausage as I'm on a diet
>>28700733
yeah mangue
is anyone else here like me?
no one here is like me...
i'm a drifter. i am eevrywhere but nowhere. right now im sleeping in a women's apartment who i don't even know. my life has been like this for the past 3 years. i've traveled around the world and managed to have food in my stomach due to my cleverness. i almost died twice to human traffickers and i learned 2 languages (German and Italian) just to survive. i saw a man die with my two own eyes.
anyways, i wanted to let someone know of my existence. i will be going now, thinking about heading to sussex tonight. i dont know.
yes, other people on this board also enjoy lying.
Tell me more anon.
How did you find a place to sleep with a woman you've never met?
How did you begin your life as a wanderer in the first place?
>>28700874
i believe i have a very high eq. basically i went to the more liberal part of town and saw this clearly low selfesteem girl go into a starbucks . it was later at night and she went out walking home. i ran across a corner and punched a guy and he and his friends started attacking me as well. she saw me getting beat up and started screaming. they ran away and she said she would call the police but i begged her not to and told her i was an illegal immigrant. i urged her to help me somewhere safe, i was going to rob her until she offered for me to stay.
otherwise i got refugee by breaking into broken apartments or offering my body to older men and they would usually be older gay men and i would rob them and buy a hotel.
i started as a wanderer because i was kicked out by my parents when i was 13, homeless until 16 (learned how to manipulate people) i lived with my aunt until i was 17 and she kicked me out. it has been 3 years since then and im doing well. i just have to focus on not getting killed.
in reference to traveling the world i was born in new york but i grew up in Edinburgh before and one of the oldermen promised me a night in cologne. i robbed him once he let me closer to him. then i had to sell my body in germany to men which was not fun but o well. now i am in wisconsin
>one chance at life
>be 5'9"
>>28700623
Welcome to the club
I-It could be worse, right?
>>28700666
it could be much worse
i see guys in the gym who are actually 5'2-5'5 on a regular basis
>i see guys in the gym who are actually 5'2-5'5 on a regular basis
Why do they even bother?
Do girls like chubbies guys?
i have love handles
Nobody likes fat people unless they have a mental illness.
And even then they'll go for fat Chad aka Thad
Is this some sort of elaborate face swap?
>>28700657
>Fat Chad
I think YOU might have a mental illness.
What are your goals besides the typical get fit, make, money, and get gf? I need new ideas to help me get motivated in life.
>get phd in robotics
>disregard women
>build robot waifu
Only 9 more years to go
I'm gunna make it guys
>>28700603
Find the cure for some disease.
Save children from ISIS and take them to school.
for me, i think more important, in a way, than the large abstract goals of mine, ergo, "help humanity", are having smaller, more tangible goals, "get a car", and i try to everyday, for a moment at least, stop and think, "how is what im doing contributing to a goal, and how do those goals help me achieve my aims in life?" its almost like meditation, but theres also an organizational component.
im working on being more consistent in this habit though.
Who here /doesn't believe in god and evil but still wants to fight evil/ here?
Existentialist crisis desu. I want to devote myself to a higher cause but I can't stop myself from believing that nothing really matters.
>>28700588
Lol I don't have anything against atheists. I just hate atheists that trick themselves into thinking their beliefs actually lead to a purpose because in the end they will die completely forgotten with everyone around them dies. Then the entire universe gets destroyed (blah blah science look it up). Everything that ever happened was forgotten and made no difference at all. This whole you only live once thing is stupid because no matter how happy you're life was it doesn't matter.
If you want to have a purpose do what most faggot relgious people do and trick yourself into faith
>>28700660
Of course some consolation is that technically the Big Bang theory is impossible by the laws of physics without a God starting it all.
(a catholic person made the theory after all)
>>28700660
Doesn't really work like that, fampai. I literally cannot believe in any religion. I dunno if something in me has broken to where I can't have faith, but I'm not tricking myself into atheism. Maybe I'll be able to later in life, and I actually really hope I do.
>1 shot at life
>tinnitus
>visual snow
You know I don't even hear it a lot of times, it's feeling the fucking pressure of the imaginary sound that gets me. Like my head's about to pop when I'm sitting in silence.
>>28700535
i feel for you
i have tinnitus and it sucks sleeping isn't easy (but I was a dumbfuck that got tinnitus by hearing music at a very high volume, so I don't deserve sympathy).
visual snow sounds horrible, familiami
>>28700853
Not as bad as me shooting a gun without ear protection, I just didn't think about it because I never saw much of people in videos wearing ear pro shooting guns. 12 shots later EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How old were you when you decided to completely disregard 3D women and permanently made the move to hentai to release urges?
>>28700517
about 13
limewire was the shitpost the source
>>28700517
Sauce, there isn't enough anal hentai in this world
>>28700539
>>28700559
Mezzo forte
Anyone else find animeposters the most ridiculous on 4chan? I laugh every time I see an anime picture posted in the OP thread. Especially if it's cute anime girl. Just imagine there's probably an adult male going through the effort to collect and share those images to represent themselves with.
>>28700485
whatever makes you feel okay, OP
>>28700505
I knew as soon as I saw this thread, some stupid unoriginal underage faggot was going to do something like this.
>>28700485
I dont watch anime but some screencaps/drawings make good reaction faces.
Fellow robots I am currently on the ground sick after puking my guts out. Who else has these feelies?
Swallowed too much of your boyfriend's cum last night?
you look underage get out
>>28700466
I'm 19 you cuck
What the fuck are you supposed to do when your jaw looks like this?
>>28700377
Wash your god damn pillow cases
>>28700377
acne is cute if your girl :)
just be girl
>>28700377
shoot yourself in the jaw
>be smoker
>enjoy the intellectual stimulation of nicotine
>could not have got through finals without it
>don't want to die of cancer
Should I swallow my pride and get a mouth fedora?
I dunno Onii I'm stuck in the same weird place as you I really like cigarettes but I've seen alot of people get Chronic Death from it
>>28701750
>>28700354
Just die of lung cancer like everyone else, you faggots.
>>28700354
>don't want to die
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT NORMNEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Look at how noble and respectable women were in the past.
Such beautiful creatures when they actually learn to have self-esteem and not act like whores, aren't they?
Look at how elegantly they dressed.
>>28700326
Many woman in the middle ages would wash their faces with piss.
Le Golden Age fallacy.
Read Daisy Miller by Henry James.
>told my parent that I live with that I am a parasite on them and they shouldn't have to work to support me when I'm an adult
>they say i'm not
i totally am a parasite on them
why don't people like being honest?
>>28700276
Do you help them in any way like social interaction? If yes then you, by definition, aren't a parasite
>>28700276
If you don't help them then you are a parasite because you economically strain them
Don't listen to the wagekek lies. Neets are gods and your parents are fortunate you are willing to brighten their lives with your existence. Stop cooking for a week and watch what they do. They probably buy shitty pre-made processed shit hamburger helper or those shit frozen lasagnas. Wagies are clueless without us. No doubt you've provided extensive tech support and environmental services as well.
