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Why are girls so difficult?
I do somrthing obvious - she gets mad. I dont do something unobvious - she gets mad. I ask her why shes mad - she gets even more mad.
What are you supposed to fucking do to please a girl? She is acting like a fucking slut most of the time and then when she talks to me she just gets mad.
Stop giving a shit. She's mad that you're acting like a woman and trying to coddle her.
>tfw she hasn't talked to you for 3 days because she's buttmadI really liked her though, hope she'll start speaking to me again
>>28705152
No problem. But what am I supposed to do then? I can not give a fuck for some time or for a longer time but ill have to respond or do anything eventually.
Dylan Bennett Klebold, one of two seniors who opened fire upon his fellow Columbine High School students on April 20, 1999 in a freak shooting/failed bombing before committing suicide.
post them rare dylans
>>28704991
He looks cool, famalam. More so than Eric
>Inb4 v&
>ywn play custom doom wads with Reb and VoDkA
why even live
>see woman
>don't rape or sexually assault her
Its not that hard guys
>>28704985
when you're a skeleton and she could easily beat you up it is
>>28704993
I could easily take most women in a fight. But I don't want to attack anyone unprovoked.
>>28704985
>see woman
>don't rape or sexually assault her
>she doesn't offer to be my gf
How do I punish her for this injustice?
>"DUH ANON OF COURSE THERE'S NO AFTERLIFE, I MEAN DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER ANYTHING BEFORE YOU WERE BORN? EXACTLY!"
Yea but I don't remember anything from when I was 1-3 years old either but that was a period of my life that obviously happened.
>>28704869
Wish there was one. Or at least another chance for life.
>>28704869
even if they give me another chance im sure that i would fail again
For as long as i can remember i've been scared of death and for as long as i can remember i've tried to convince myself that the afterlife exists. Even my parents tried to convince me although they're athiests when i was five years old and would come running into their bedroom scared shitless about it. Still haven't managed to believe which sucks balls tbqh. On top of that i'm suicidal, for a good reasons, so you can imagine how fun my life is
We need to have a thread for the discussion of boipussy. It must have been at least an hour since the last one.
>>28704804
>boipussy
>posts pic of a girl
I want to marry robin.
>Picking boipussy over superior real pussy
literally why
>/r9k/ has its own normie social hierarchy
>tripfags post their face 24/7 and get praised by other normies/betas/failed normies
>we have to sit here and watch ourselves get excluded from another hierarchy
>a lot of these people call themselves robots
>they have a harem of ""fembots""
>they meetup
>they have friends
This isn't why I started posting on an anonymous imageboard
To be honest,I wish they made It impossible to use a tripcode already used before and the same tripcode cannot be using twice. This way tripcodes would go back to being what they were meant for,not for normalfags to have their own harem of betas.
>>28704959
I fucking hate it man. They have all these little internet friends, steam friends and skype fuck buddies but they still call themselves robots because "i dont have any friends irl xD"
>>28704760
You single yourself out brother. For what?!
You're one of us. We're a family
How many times a week does /r9k/ drink?
At least once.
none but if you were to include pornography and 4chan then im an addict
>>28704732
I don't drink anymore but when I did, I think it was usually 3-4 times a week. An example would be Monday night into Tuesday morning then pass out, wake up later in the afternoon/evening on Tuesday and give it a rest until Wednesday night, and so on.
Sometimes though I'd either not pass out and keep drinking, or pass out and start drinking immediately after waking up so it would be Monday well into Tuesday still drinking. But usually I would give it a day in between to drink water and completely sober up.
>Try to break into normie society
>Manage to enter a social circle
>Just become the lowest rung of that circle
>Never respected by anyone, always treated like I'm stupid/a child
>Several members of the circle are irrationally mean to me
I didn't do anything wrong. Why am I always treated like this?
Because you let them, cuck. Actually give them something to respect.
>>28704737
But how? It feels like people hold me to a standard that they don't hold anyone else to. Other members of the circle are socially awkward or have failed at things in life, but they are respected while I'm not.
>used to leech on a friend's social circle
>he bacame a robot now and workcel
>both of our friends vanished
Whelp
How does /r9k/ feel about piss?
Suspend your disgust temporarily for me, I'm not trying to be gross.
We've been conditioned to believe that Piss (urine) is gross.
No you can't piss there. That's illegal.
Meanwhile, someone out there is making money off of studying not only your piss, put your poop (but that's besides the point)
You may have come to believe that
>Piss = stinky
It's gross, excrement, etc.
But have you considered the possibility that there may be vital genetic information that is stored in that piss?
Lifehack: Piss yourself while in the bathtub. Listen to the way your body reacts. You can recycle vital pheremones, and actually increase your attractiveness to the opposite sex.
>The_More-You_Know.jpeg
>PEE IN LOO
I've done this and I still have no gf. I call bullshit.
>You can recycle vital pheremones
[citation needed]
I'm so fucking drunk i actually surprise me i made this thread
>>28704647
Shawty whatchu drank?
>>28704647
Gtfoff the computer and smash some shit outside.
You'll love it!
>>28704647
That's a very fine Chardonnay you aren't drinking
>wake up from a weird dream
>memories of it slowly disapearing
>talking with a qt girl
>start to touch her
>alarm ring
>>28704626
That's how most of mine go. Except for one. I've talked about this a couple of times on different boards, but it's still pretty unnerving.
>Dreaming, clearly
>Walking alone in my late grandpa's pasture next to my house
>Grandpa has been dead for about three years
>Suddenly grandpa right in front of me
>Wtf is going on
>In the dream I know he's dead, I start crying my little eyes out and run towards him
>He's just waving and grinning at me like the fucker always did
>I get to him and start shaking his shoulders, sobbing and telling him he can't be here because he's dead
>Tfw I just told my dead grandpa he can't be here instead of telling him how much I miss him
>He giggles the way he always used to and tells me he knows
>Tells me he's living in some remote village in Asia as a goat Herder with a good family
>Tells me he's happy, but he misses me
>Wake up crying
I've never heard of the village before, but I've forgotten the name of it. In my spare time I've been looking over a map of Asia to try and find it.
The next day I went out to a Buddhist temple in town and talking to the head dude there about it, he's a cool dude and is trying to give me some peace on the subject.
>>28704693
>in school don't know why
>classes all in different areas spread across the place outside and all around
>areas are fenced off and under construction
>during lunch time can't find way out of school all closed off and everyone leaving for lunch
>finally make it to parking lot
>sit in the back passenger side of my car thinking about where to go to eat
>girl walks by, don't know her but she seems recognizable and recognizes me
>walks around car to other side of door and sits down in back
>start talking both pretend to fiddle with other stuff
>have hand in my lap
forgot what we're talking about
>she leans over lays head in my lap and sucks my thumb
hmm...
>going to be late for class tell her I have to go
>okay anon see you later bye
y-you t-too
And why did white people tried to portray this man as a thug?
>And why did white people tried to portray this man as a thug?
the crimes may have played a part in it
>>28704609
Because the Nigger straight up strong-armed a store for his cigarillos.
>>28704609
His criminal record
The way niggers responded by destroying black owned businesses(white cop shoots someone so let's destroy our own shit)
The fact that literally no police brutality case is unjustified. Most black men are criminals and need to be controlled. I'm black and I support cops 100%. Black men need to stop trying get rich quick schemes and actually try to get college degrees/job/civilized human shit
>tfw constant paranoia about any noises you hear
>tfw you can't shake the feeling everyone who interacts with you has an ulterior motive
>tfw constant heart palpitations and feelings of anxiety
>tfw trust issues
>tfw constant intrusive thoughts
>tfw constantly flip-flopping between moods>tfw probably have borderline but fuck being a snowflake
I really am the gift that just keeps giving, any other robots with similar mental health issues?
bump pls reply to me
>>28704501
I can understand what you mean, especially when you get older people will try to use you to their advantage
>been suffering of short-term problems for about a few months now, can only rare remember anything that I read and constantly forget things when doing chores, can't recall things that I may or may have not done hours back
>mild visual hallucinations starting a month ago or so, typically when I'm in bed and trying to sleep
>have become more sensitive than ever to many everyday sounds recently too, when I used to not give a fuck about them
I don't know.
Is it normal at 22 to get tired of going out? I felt myself wearing down at 20. Nowadays I hate partying, going to bars, festivals, or concerts. It just doesnt amuse me anymore. I rather stay home and watch netflix.
Is this what growing older is like?
Yes.
The next step is to start reading anti-capitalistic literature to get a grip of why things are that way.
Same might happen with any job you applied for in motivation, any group of friends you hung out with but now you can predict their every opinion and discussion, any girl who regularly invites you to her bed, and so on..
>>28704551
>any group of friends you hung out with but now you can predict their every opinion and discussion
Not OP but you made me feel, keep posting anon, I like your posts.
I just want to be able to live on my own, have a decent car and a skinny non whore gf. Why is this so hard to achieve? I'm 21, grew up not in poverty but not middle class and work fulltime overnight at Walmart. I'm making no proggressive in life and I don't even know where to start. Anybody else here just stuck?
Bumping with pictures of qt grills
>>28704371
>I'm 21
>I work at Walmart
Well, start by getting a better job and then by being paitent fuck face.
juuuuust go to college brah :^)
worked for me :^)
