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Where would you place yourself?
>childhood: beta-positive
>teenager: beta-negative
>adult: hopefully transitioning to gamma-positive
I do have some of my beta traits but I try to limit them by being stoic resulting in gamma-positive.
>>28700206
I shift between omega+ and - every once in a while. It's been like that throughout my whole life desu.
>>28700206
delta positive.
I'm generally well liked at work and kind of cheery.
>>28700219
Maybe this is because of a dip. Sometimes I can go for a week delta-negative until I get out of it and try to self improve myself.
>JUST PRETEND TO BE CONFIDENT
>JUST EAT SALADS BRO
>JUST GO TO THE GYM
>JUST BE YOURSELF
>JUST GET A HAIRCUT BRO
>JUST BUY A JOB
>F A K E I T T I L L Y O U M A K E I T
>PRETEND YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE
>PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE YOU
>TRUST ME BRO I USED TO BE INSECURE THEN I PRETENDED TO BE CONFIDENT
>HEY DUDE I GET ANXIOUS DURING SOCIAL SITUATIONS TOO
>I'M AN INTROVERT TOO I HAVE TO RECHARGE MY BATTERIES AFTER A NIGHT OUT AT THE CLUB
>YOU'RE JUST LAZY
>YOU GOTTA TRY MAN YOU JUST GIVE UP LOL
>STOP BEING LAZY HAHA
>GIRLS LOVE QUIET GUYS
>P R E T E N D
>R
>E
>T
>E
>N
>D
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you could have done 100 situps in thetime it took you to make this shitpost
The frame of thinking that normies use is amusingly named
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-world_hypothesis
>>28699940
Most of things will actually improve your life though
Maybe you should stop making excuses
I live under the totalitarian rule of an unfair, despicable ogre AKA my father. Just because I am not employed, he thinks he has the right to enforce arbitrary dietary restrictions and treat me like a child. Okay, I am overweight and it is "his" house, that still doesn't give him any right.
Anyway, one of the humiliations he puts me through (and in front of my cunt of a stepmother) is to "allow" me one can of Pringles per week as a "treat" (as if I am a dog and not his human son). Of course the first time he did this I ate them in one sitting and he of course shamed me and refused to buy me a new can until the following week. Now I have to walk for 30 min 3 times a week and can only eat certain amount of Pringles per day - yes, he actually draws 6 lines on the can and occasionally checks to see if I surpassed them. If I eat too many he throws the whole can out and doesn't buy them for an additional week because he is an asshole who cheated on my mother and has to make my life hell.
With that background, now you know my predicament. I ate 3/4 of a can Wednesday night due to my diagnoses depression and in a fit of creativity and intelligence, I cut the appropriate length from a paper towel cardboard tube and balanced the remaining Pringles on them. The weight isn't good but they clearly look like they are at the appropriate line.
But I'm worried this won't go unnoticed for the next 5 days and am wondering if /r9k/ can give me advice on how to make homemade Pringles? This way I can use them as "filler". Please /r9k/ I really need this and the flavor doesn't matter, the prick doesn't scrutinize that much.
how the fuck do you even come up with stories like this
All righty so you wanna learn how to make pringles good choice, the pleasure is mine. Firsts thing first get yourself some potatoes and start chopping them up, about 1/8th an inch thick and as big as you please. Next step is to salt and pepper them after preheating the oven at 350 degree freedom units. While you're waiting go ahead and kill yourself to make the time past faster because they're gonna need at least 35 minutes.
it's threads like this that bring me back here everyday
>that one guy who expects to be treated with respect even though he walks like a virgin
there's no physical change for men after sex so men can't be virgins
>>28699802
They change so much it's basically written on their forehead
>>28699917
this phamily
>he has self diagnosed himself with autism, depression, or anxiety
He is a drakeposter on a Australian kangaroo breeding forum
Lel. People do all kinds of shit.
>>28699729
So you're telling me i don't have anxiety?
>panic in public events like concerts, big meetings, etc.
>freak out when people stare at you (use sunglasses almost all day)
>frequent blushing (way too frequent like everytime)
>care too much of what people think of me
>can't talk in public
>heart beats faster when going outside. ex. dentist, shopping or just going outside
what do i have?
>be 31
>finally get gf
>kiss first time
>end up with mono
>gf breaks up with because she was my first kiss
>she goes around telling everyone how much of a loser i am for just now gettinf my first kiss at 31
>tfw mono is making me tired right now.
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.
Oregano
>>28699640
>has kissed a girl
Fucking normiiiiiiiiie RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How did she find out you were kissless until 31?
*CHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
>>28699631
I want to stick my dick inside of it
>>28699631
what do these things do anyway? It seems like the only reason they exist is to make this annoying as fuck sound and leave shells of their bodies around.
You fucking faggots need to stop living in 3rd world countries.
>work 40hrs a week
>go to sleep at 9 so I can get a good 8 hours of sleep and not be too tired
>wake up, have just enough time to prepare breakfeast and lunch before leaving for work
>sit at work the entire day wanting to go home, pretending I like the people I work with so things aren't too awkward
>get home, work out for an hour
>have enough time to make dinner, dick around on my computer for a bit before it's time to go to sleep
This is it? 40 more years of THIS?
The plight of the lower class, lower IQ person.
Sorry you weren't born lucky enough-*cough* sorry I mean that you didn't try hard enough.
Well how else are your boss's bosses gonna get rich? Their kids need another yacht for the summer Anon. Stop being selfish and get back to work.
>>28699593
Normies usually have significant others and friends to fill in the void
Friendly reminder to make sure that you're staying hydrated today. If you don't have some already, you should go get a glass of water and stretch your legs a bit. Maybe stop by the restroom if you've been holding it for a while.
>>28699579
Thank you lord of the dance
Isn't that, like, what fish swim in? You think I'm gonna drown myself by pouring liquid straight into my throat? Nice try, Poseidon.
How often do people clean their water bottles? I feel like I don't clean mine enough.
>tfw no "yayy "
>>28699574
Did a autistic nigger make this?
>>28700105
>Did a autistic nigger make this?
Yes.
But there are 9 planets
If we apply the paretto rule and only 20% of black males are alphas that means there are:
Black American Males - 19 464 659
Black Males Under 18 years old are 9 732 329
Blacks Over 55 years old: 5 255 458
Blacks in prison: 1 297 643
Black Males eligible BLACK white women: 3 179 227
80% of those are betas So
There are around 635 845 alpha blacks in the U.S.
There are 69 210 599 white women between the ages of 15-65 years old available to be BLACKED.
That is 109 White females for every 1 Black Bull.
A black bull has about 37 good years on him.
That means he has to BLACK 3 white women a year.
With today's app/dating technology this is EXTREMELY EASY.
How do we stop this?
We don't stop this. We buy 4k ultra HD cameras, and record their breeding sessions.
>>28699505
Talking about alphas while posting jamie foxx my wife's son despite being a famous movie star lel
We don't need to stop this since it's not happening.
>one chance at life
>balding at 20
You're good as long as you're not a manlet.
>>28699440
>lanky fucker
>visibly balding
how is that better
I feel ya famalam.
Original baldie.
post your hobbies robots
>shitposting
>music
>shitposting
>masturbating
>shitposting
>>28699384
eru svenne
I'm assuming pic is not you
>fapping
>fapping
>shitposting
>revising
>drugs
>food
>sleep
>>28699384
Smashing my shins on footpegs
well?
https://youtu.be/Ls_CD4mB42s
>>28699335
Wow holy shit they added basic features!
GTA IV had all this shit 10 years ago.
I kinda feel happy for the disabled guy being able to play his games easily
Holy fuck the world is going to cater to the weak more and more. We are probably going to live long enough to see taxes being put on anybody who is ""able-bodied"".
>>28699906
Uh, ableist much? Filthy able-bodied cis rich white male scum!
What do you think about father/daughter incest? It's something that doesn't really get discussed much. Would you fuck your own daughter?
Go to /b/ -
>>28699219
No because I don't find children sexually attractive. Assuming she would be 14 (and that it would be legal) it's still a no because then I would be over 40 I don't find large age gaps appealing. I think if you're 30+ and still have teen pussy on your mind there must be something seriously wrong in your life.
Please don't have children if you honestly want an answer
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