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Why not become a diaperfag?
>Cute prints and designs
>Don't have to get up or use piss bottles when gaming or watching movies
>Feels good, man
>Can try to find a daddy/mommy to take care of you
>Helps you justify being a manchild.
>cute prints and designs
AB diapers are degenerate. I want something plain and boring like Molicare, Abena or Drys.
I may be low, but I'll never sink so low as to try to make an innocuous thread about my terrible fetish on /r9k/ where I pretend to be forwarding a legitimate question so that I can can maybe attract other deviants and masturbate to the replies
>>28696552
>Why not become a diaperfag?
I'm not a closet scat/piss fetishist
Go ahead. Deny it.
Gonna be going to comuni this fall. Any advice /r9k/?
Shut up and go away.
Advice threads are agains the rules so time for shitposting!
>>28696626
Hang yourself, scumbag.
MFW every single hobby or interest i like has the most cringy community.
MFW there is nobody to talk to about them
JUST
>>28696497
>>MFW every single hobby or interest i like has the most cringy community.
>>MFW there is nobody to talk to about them
i know that feel OP
>>28697150
>>MFW every single hobby or interest i like has the most cringy community.
>>MFW there is nobody to talk to about them
I know that feel dude
>>28697250
>>28697150
>>28696497
>>MFW every single hobby or interest i like has the most cringy community.
>>MFW there is nobody to talk to about them
Are you guys me?
Have you ever had a surprise party made for you?
I don't have any friends, so no. I was never really into having parties for myself either
>implying anyone actually cares about me
>>28696483
A bunch of guys swarmed me for birthday beats a few years back. Does that count?
Give me one good reason why anyone should have kids in 2016. Come on! I'm waiting.
>>28696430
It's just normalfags filling their empty lives with little people they can abuse like their parents did to them, just look at anchor babies in the US, they literally bring people in this world to be made citizens of the US. Most people have kids because they think it's what they should do.
>>28696470
Pretty much this, or lack of foresight when fucking. No attempt at birth control and then are surprised and scared when they end up pregnant.
It's 2016, if you lived in the okay parts of America you should of had classes on this shit in 6th grade.
Well, someone has to do it or we'll become extinct.
Why are you ready for summer?
I'm excited for:
> anime
> more time to write
> more time to be a robot
> reads books all day and get paid ( I work at books a million)
Things I'm not excited for:
> summerfags
> being called a summerfags
Things I'm excited for:
Your mom
Things I'm not excited for:
Nigger Riots
Welp, this thread is soon to die.
>>28697762
Is it a comfy job? How much do you get paid and how much do you work?
BTW no point in using a trip, could've just used a nick.
>ywn hear a girl casually tell you you have a big cock
>ywn have a girl smile or bite her lip when she sees your dick
Jesus Christ, just fucking end me.
Is that because you don't have a big dick?
>>28696367
>tfw I did
>tfw I have
But also
>tfw have to abort sex because hitting the cervix
Your mongolean dirt paintings lied to you, anon. (Most) women don't like their cervix hit by a dick.
>>28696384
yes
>>28696418
b-but.. the paintings.. the prophecy..
Malebot describe your ideal gf~
Their aren't enough girls who will pretend to be boys, so this thread is fail.
She's got to be 6'2"
Attractive (no uggos :))
Willing to take care of me and treat me like the prince I am
Not afraid to take me shopping and buy me things
Has to make me feel special
Has to be successful
Not some shallow girl who just wants to fuck around
Must be a WOMAN not a silly girl :)
>>28696252
A 2d wolfgirl touhou character.
We had a squat thread last time so let's make a push up one. Two (2) last digits in your id show how many push ups you have to do today. Have fun.
>>28696174
I'm a white underweight guy who never does anything with his body, gonna do this today even if it's 99 thou
aiming for 99. I can do 35 in one set, so 99 would be a decent work out for a day.
>>28696174
>can't even do one
Here's hoping to 00
>it's 2005. School is out. It's time for the weekend.
>You skateboarded to the mall and just mastered the kickflip, and just copped a sick shirt and spiked bracelet at hot topic
>as you walk out with your nirvana shirt on your motorola razr gets a crazy number of texts (3, that was a lot then) from hot emo sluts, including stacey from algebra class
>parents are gone for the weekend, they told you to be a good boy, you go back to your upper middle class mcmansion with the boys
>blaze some dat kush with the crew
>while you're blasting sick purple OG kush you bought with the money out of upper middle class mommy's purse you and your skater crew start getting the munchies, so you order the sickest pizza
>you turn on the video game system and start playing super smash brothers
>you text the girls back, telling them to get the fuck over, you have dank shit, you have daddy's henny, you have fucking pizza
>While the bitches are coming over you and the boys start making legit crazy prank calls, to prostitutes on craigslist, to the local bas, to everything, cracking up like hyenas. You go out and tip over portapotties and egg other rich people's cars, making mischief like crazy, just laughing having a hilarious time
>someone calls the police, now the cops are coming so you get on your sick bmx bikes and get the fuck back to your mcmansion. the fat cops cannot go toe to toe with youth so they lose you behind a sidestreet
>the bitches are here now, you start getting crossfaded with them, daddy's brandy and dank purple OG
>you put on some shitty fake alternative rock music like nirvana, green day, or blink 182, that bemoans the capitalist consumerist culture that allows daddy to provide you with such a toptier existence
>then one of your buddies puts on this new sick rap single on a burned CD, it's called 'crank dat' by soulja boi
>shit starts getting crazy, everyone is high af
stacey's friend drops the bomb and takes off her shirt showing her luscious tits
>everyone starts making out on the couch getting crunk
>IT'S OVER
>while your buddies are taking care of the 6/10s you take stacey up to your room, green day posters all over the wall
>then stacey stutters "I really like you, are we like... gonna do it?"
>stacey starts sucking your cock
>you are in ethereal otherworldly bliss
>then you take her to the bed
>you eat that pristine pussy
>you fuck that pussy like a boss nigga
>you kiss stacey on the lips
>you go back downstairs and the bros are all wasted, they said they got laid, the other hoes went home, everyone laughs, the night was legit insane, everyone fucking dyed hair cutie emo teen girls into oblivion
>when they all leave and it's just you and stacey she says "hey I can say I'm staying at jennifer's house, she'll cover for me, I can spend the night"
>you passionately kiss stacey
>then you go outside after that exhilarating teen sex
>you lie in the backyard of your mcmansion holding hands looking at the stars
>"it's so beautiful" stacey says... you just instinctively say "like you", she kisses you and you fuck again, on the grass
>as you're covered in sweat you see the lightning bugs are out...
>you both laugh catching lightning bugs without a care in the world
>then you go to bed stroking her hair, you hear "I love you", you drift off into sleep, dopamine pumping like mad
>just copped a sick shirt and spiked bracelet at hot topic
You lost me fast, this is gay
>you wake up...
>"stacey? where did she go?"
then you realize the truth
it's 2016. You never had that. You were a loser in middle school, high school, and college, if you are even going to college. You look like shit. You're either very limited with sexual experience (<2 girls) or a kissless virgin... You have no real friends to speak of. At best you are 'that guy', a hanger-on that people reluctantly associate with. You're a fucking ugly looking awkward nerd
all of it was fake. You're the same piece of shit you always were. So you pull the trigger... and say goodbye to this cruel world where you have to suffer as a socially rejected outsider, forever.
Rank your British Waifu.
fuck right, marry middle, kill left
KiII all of them with fire.
>>28696122
Marry, fuck, kill with the force of a thousand suns
Who else can't get bitches at the club ?
go club from 18-21 girls use to grab me dance with me etc
be 25 now, go club no girls even look at me once
i look exactly the same, what happened ?
>>28696084
you are delusional, they can see the wrinkles and the receding hairline, you're fucked
For years I kept saying "at least I look young for my age."
This year when I said it to my mom she laughed at me.
Then I looked in the mirror and saw it.
I'm an old creep.
>>28696084
You are 25 post average looks, country, your face and what aare your introduction lines and we will fix it up.
Psychologist here.
Do you guys use fragrance
yes -> which?
no -> why?
>no
I never go outside.
>>28696041
Million by Paco Rabane or Activist Black by Bodyshop.
Both regularly garner me compliments
>>28696041
No. My mom always told me I'm smelly even when I washed myself so why bother. I work in a dirty smelly place anyway.
Girls never cared about me so I don't have any reason to use anything but soap.
Does real friendship even exist? Every time I chat with another wizard NEET online we instantly click, talk about pretty much anything and share our biggest secrets. Our friendship reaches the highest peak you can have and it seems like it would last for a lifetime. Then when I start discussing about meeting IRL he becomes argumentative, more distant until it completely collapses. Then I become increasingly desperate to save the remaining crumbs of the relationship he blocks me and changes his phone number. This happened twice, I spent 9 months forging these friendships. What the hell am I doing wrong?
I've been in a skype group a few months now, and a few people are talking about going on a trip to meet other robots irl. These are genuinely the only people in my life I'd consider friends, and I look forward to that but there are still moments at night where the idea just makes me want to fucking kill myself.
Online I can be an autistic faggot all day, and the moment I decide I want to stop talking to watch a show, play a game, sleep, whatever, I can and have just stopped talking with no warning and gone and done that. There's no real obligation, but I enjoy it. In person that wouldn't be the case, and I'm a full blown shut in NEET so I'm not sure how I'd handle seeing any of these fucks irl.
On top of that there's the usual insecurities I get even when I'm around someone like my cousin.
>i'm annoying him
>wants me to fuck off
>he's got other plans and I know im just getting in the way
shit like that. Online there's that mutual understanding that all parties can fuck off at any moment without any reason. Yeah, you hope they don't, but you know they can, and sometimes it's comforting to know that you can as well. You can be completely open and honest, you can put on a persona, you can do whatever the fuck you want and after a while they have a decent idea of who you are, but there's still anxiety attached to irl communication.
>inb4 someone from the group sees this post and shames me endlessly
>>28696012
Sounds like NEETS don't like IRL relationships. What a surprise.
I need friendship. I need you.
How does r9k feel about puffy nipples?
>>28695984
I think for the love of god post the source.
>>28695984
usually with my hands. occasionally with my mouth.
>>28695996
If only I was on my PC I'd upload the whole video for you
