Who here /works for mammy/ ?
I get paid $100 to clean the house once a week every Friday.
>grandma's paying me sixty bucks for an hour or two of weed picking this Monday
Hey hey!
I'm mister moneybags!
My moms an artist and she pays me to print cards and stuff for her but I also own a printing press.
>>28691671
Dad pays me $15 to mow the lawn.
>Be loser that does fuck all in their free time
>Only dick around on the computer
>Never did weed because of how /r9k/ and /pol/ made it sound bad and degenerate
>Friend suggests I try it for a while
>Finally cave and try it
>It's awesome
You don't even have to be with people to enjoy it. I just had a small bit and am watching Ashens and browsing 4chan (/v/, /o/, /r9k/,...
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A druggy is literally pushing me to buy drugs. Hold me /r9k/.
>20 shekels a gram
>>28691690
At least I'm not telling you to shoot up heroin f a m
I can't sleep unless I take something. I don't know how this happened. I'm distancing myself from the people I love and I don't know why. I feel cold and disconnected. It seems like everytime I feel happy it just goes away. Very few things make me happy anymore. I just want to sleep....
>>28691635
take something like what?
>>28691641
>>28691635
Heroin op, take heroin and sleep forever my little kovu
Find what makes you happy then
>do it as long as its not too destructive tho
How do we stop tripfags? Tripfags, why do you do it? Can't you see how you're polluting the psychic atmosphere of this board? This is supposed to be a place where we disattach from our identities and the harmful comparisons between ourselves and others. We came here because in this place we are truly equals; words on a screen devoid of personal context. If you're not willing to act in the spirit of that, don't you think you should find a community that would better fit your needs?Also Doj hate general, ruins every thread he shows up in.
>>28691588
I don't even hate tripfags as people. Bebe's ok and SkeletonJW is super cool. They just bum me out, I hate seeing faces in the crowd. I want it to remain a constant wash of unknowns.
>>28691588
You can filter us, but you can't filter the normies and the attention whore anons.
Just embrace this sweet death.
>>28691813
Fuck off back to tumblr if you want attention
Oehginal
Any of you ever lived in Vegas?
Was thinking about moving there. Seems like a very transient place. Am a good looking kid so I figured I could get a job at one of the casinos or something
>>28691445
I was born there it is pretty transient, you want to avoid living in north or downtown as much as possible because those places are pretty trashy. You should probably invest in developing skills that transfer over well as we get hit really hard during reccessions. Being under 21 is troublesome @ times. Mostly everything is open for 24 hrs.
>>28692152
Okay. Yeah that's the thing there's always stuff to do open 24/7. What do you think the job market is like? It seems like there are a lot of businesses that would have high turnaround
it's great if you live that 24/7 coked out meaningless sex life
It's terrifying when you finally get to a girls vagina.
Im so scared if it'll stink or look really weird
>>28691433
>afraid of stinky pussies
You and me both brother. It's a huge bummer when they got that bad stank.
I'm lookin for that good stank on my hang-down nada mean?
Pussy smell usually isn't bad, it's kind of distinct.
What is matter what it looks like? I've only told that to girls in an argument when I'm trying to say hurtful stuff.
>>28691458
good lord, get a trip so i can filter you.
>once I was seven years old
HOLY FUCK REEE THIS SONG IS SO FUCKING GAY WHY DO NORMIES LIKE IT SO MUCH REEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE FAGGOT MUSIC!!!!!
because its relatable for normies.
>>28691409
what song is it? why don't you like it?
>>28691409
the lyrics show what chadlife is like
they solidify their friend
group by 7 years old, they already lose their virginity by 11
>Be bored one night, download MeowChat
>Put a photo of me, message girls, ofc no replies
>Suddenly, get a message from a female name with an anime icon
>We both live in the same state
>Message has tons of exclamation points, and she greets me and asks how I am doing
>It takes me by surprise, first time girl has ever shown interest in me
>Start...
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God i want to neck myself
feels bad :-:
>>28691436
Bad luck there friendo
Why is anime so popular among autistic people?
>>28691368
escapism into a fantasy world
>>28691429
yeah but why does it have to be a gay fantasy world? why not pick something intersting like the tolkien universe or something idk anything that isnt kid cartoons
notice how himuoto is how nerds WISHED how girls acted like?
look at these robot snakes
>>28691307
robot snakes 2
>>28691312
robot snakes 3
>>28691322
robot snakes 4
Ask a chink who lived in Germany until getting the citizenship, only to obtain an easy residence permit for Switzerland thanks to the EU passport, anything.
how many european girls have you impregnated?
>>28691235
Prease mista Ching Ching, take me to Sritzerrand riff you
Integrate or else, but I doubt you'll have too many issues doing that since you're from a country that at least has established civilization. Welcome to Europe and don't mind the sandniggers and Muslims or you'll be imprisoned for racism and hate speech.
>new add on memebook
>just a roastie
>ask her if this is one of those "add someone I saw a few times but dont plan on talking to" scenarios
>yep
>decline the friend request
Why do people do this? like you have 500+ facebook friends you never talk to, whats the point?
>>28691218
Nobody knows, but Mark Cuckerbergstein is loving it
It's up to you to make it into something more if you want to. Otherwise you should hit the decline button without thinking about it.
e-dick
that or they just want more likes on their shit so they add random people to make them "le facebook famous XD".
Choose your wife wisely r9k, she'll be with you forever
1. Maria
2. Laquisha
3. Kim
POWER GAP
495839222: Hannah
>>28691195
>tfw no kim to feed me asian food and work at our fish stand at the night market
Does anybody really make those weird breaded fried chinese sesame/orange/lemon nuggets at home?
I think Asians actually eat modest and white rice/veggie meals instead of whatever junk you find in a chinese buffet.
Well should I do it?
The Beta rebellion in space starts here
>>28691153
get doom for me
no you fucking idiot. This is a game that you can enjoy fully even if you don't buy it. Unless you are one of those faggots that can stand to play this with other people
>tfw just got the rejection email for a job I was recently interviewing for
I just don't know what to do anymore. This was the first company to give me an interview after months of applying to places. I even only managed to get the interview because a friend recommended me. I have a degree in a useful field but that doesn't help me at all. I am such a useless failure, I can't keep being a NEET. Starting to even think about killing myself now.
>>28691126
What is your degree senpai?
Original commenting xdcfvgbhjn
>>28691242
It is a computer science degree
>>28691126
killing yourself is more work than getting another interview.
You have to literally throw your shit everywhere and see where it sticks. Try to work someplace relevant that probably sucks while using the motivation from not being a NEET and the $$$ to look for the job you want. Repeat this for a few years until you get what you deserve.
You've probably heard this already but it's because you fucking have to do it as hard as you can. Apply somewhere once a day, even if it sucks. That image is...
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