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How do I lose my virginity at an anime con? I think I may just try and do it this year just to say I've done it.
I am
>white
>tall
>thin
>girls have shown interest in me before (saying hi in the hall at school, taking a photo with me because we were dressed as characters from the same series)
so it shouldn't be too hard, right?
>>28692122
Stop posting on /r9k/ for a start.
>>28692122
It can be pretty hard, more often than not the girls are usually with their boyfriends or with their close friends.
When I was younger I tried doing that several times and each time the girls were either taken, or not interested.
Saying hi is just being friendly and taking pics is just a thing people do at cons, dont read too much into it. You could always try talking to more girls, maybe befriending a couple and see where that leads you
>finally, I can enjoy my backyard without having to worry about that creepy manchild being out there
>parents to kids:"see, that's what happens to losers. Don't be like him. We're gonna raise you right."
>>28692107
>So there actually was someone living there, huh?
>>28692137
This, but more like, "Who? Oh yeah that kid"
>>28692137
I've actually heard some neighbors say "No one lives in that house"
I come to thee from the land of /b/! I come bearing good news! For MOOT has spoken! I bring to thee Chanism!
Mootu Akbar!
>>28692100
/r9k/ is a Muslim board.
Take your infidelism away.
Here is the lore for all those who haven't been blessed by the presence of the founders
In the beginning there was nothing but cuckholds and sadness. One day a man named MOOT came into our lives and opened up our minds to the truth of life, traps, ect.
MOOT created the world from the ground up by spilling crusty semen all over the floating rock previously known as "Earth".
We in Chanism believe that without MOOT reddit would've taken over and caused a great age of depression and suicide for all the lost souls.
One day MOOT decided to fuck off and HIRO decided to take over
The day MOOT decided to leave was the coming of the dark ages. Reddidrones and 9Fags took over and we were left helpless. But from the ashes of MOOTs departure, HIRO arose and brought the coming of a new age of prosperity for Chanism. We were all free once again and salvation was ours. HIRO helped fend off all the cuckholds and depression and let us all live in peace without the fear of being taken over.
HIRO was the hero Chanism not only needed, but deserved. The one who smited all the cucks and summerfags. The only one who could keep the newfags from over running Chanism.
Ever since that day we've been living in peace and prosperity. But dare we become cuckholds or fags and HIRO will send us to Tumblr (Hell) but if we follow HIRO we will become ascended and have no need for anything but Chanism and Chanism alone
FUCKING HEAVEN WAS A CUNT!
Fuck off kid, you're in Kek's domain now.
Praise Lord Kek.
>you were born too early to die in the vietnam war
>there will never be another war like vietnam for you to die in
It's a bad feeling.
>Being killed by foreigners you previously aided and dying for something you don't believe in.
Just go fight in our current war.
>>28692132
Not the same casualty rate.
>>28692086
Start learning some Arabic and Farsi; I'm sure another opportunity will present itself very soon. Consider Spanish as well - there are always cartels to fight in Mexico, and Venezuela is pretty shit at the moment. Of course the likely result is you being used as media bait and/or beheaded.
>she's married now
>>28691978
OP you'll be fine in time all you need to do is move on im sure one day you'll find someone who loves you till then here's wojak to keep you company
>shes dead now
smugpepe.jpg
>>28692126
Now's your chance anon! There's to way she'll resist your charms!
What's it like to have your own place to live by yourself?
i have no idea
it seems like it would be bittersweet. no having to mind parent(s) but then you'd also have to work full time to pay the rent which would suck scrotum
>>28691959
Its great. You can never wear headphones, leave your clothes everywhere and be naked all the time
it sucks. the toothpaste doesnt refill itself, dishes and clothes just pile up without being ever removed and you have to actually get something to eat every day.
glad i moved back in after that shit, moving ot is so overrated.
>UK gov forces to to resit maths and english gcse if you failed them
4 years later I have no friends because of this shit government
>>28691922
I failed GCSE maths and English too, not everyone is a brainbox so no matter how many times I get roped into resits I'll always get less than a C.
>>28692537
But how? GCSEs are very easy. I'm a retard in maths but I still got a B
>>28692623
>I'm a retard in maths
Obviously not, I got an E so I'm the real retard.
General depression thread. Share your stories to hopefully make someone feel better about themselves.
>>28691886
Right now I just want to cry deeply until I fall asleep. Probably will.
>>28691886
did skelletonjw an heroed?
It's not depression you're just stuck in a phase where you feel sorry for yourself so much that you trick yourself into thinking there is such thing as depression so you are just flopping in self pity. Or maybe that's what depression is, anyways, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU ARE SAD YOU ARE THE REASON YOU CANNOT HAVE WHAT YOU WANT IN LIFE YOU ARE THE ONLY THING IN THE WAY OF WHAT YOU WANT AND WHAT YOU WANT TO BECOME
I conditioned myself to believe girls won't ever like me when I was a loser in high school. Now I'm better looking, but this idea is still hardwired in my head, so I've never had a gf at age 24.
>always wonder whether girls like me or not
>always sperg out in front of them
>train myself to think that they're always just being friendly
>they're just being friendly
>no girl in this world will ever like you
>they're just being friendly
>forced this idea into my head since high school
>stopped sperging out when talking to girls because I realize there's no chance they'll ever like me anyways
>years later have gotten fit and better looking
>can never tell whether a girl is being flirty because my mind just jumps to the conclusion that they're being friendly and aren't attracted to me
>even if a girl shows strong signs I just tell myself "she's just being friendly, she's like this with all her guy friends, she doesn't like you"
>realize years of telling myself this fucked my thinking up
>realize I'll never get a girlfriend, I'll never form a relationship
>mfw
yeah.. i'm in the same boat. i've discovered a few girls weren't just being friendly and i missed my chance. One of them I had the biggest most ridiculous crush on. Missed my chance, now she's with some loser that's just completely irredeemable.
>not flirting and gauging her interest by her reaction
It's not even that hard to tell when a girl likes you.getting her to be your gf is the hard part
>>28691987
>flirting
i don't know what flirting looks like
>"YOU ROBOTS DON'T EVEN TRY!"
>*INSERT LIST OF ASSUMPTIONS*
>"IF YOU TRIED THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY YOU CAN FAIL EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT!"
>"P.S. LIFE ISN'T FAIR!"
Who else is sick of normals assuming they're not in good shape, that they don't have a job, that they've never been outside, that they've never bee'd themselves, etc
just bee yourself and fake it till you make it
>>28691854
>You have no idea how handsome you are!
Thanks mom for your totally impartial opinion.
>just try bro
God I fucking hate that stupid fucking recommendation.
Who else here legitimately hates 'trying' that these normalfags love droning on and on about? HURR JUST TRY. Eat a dick.
This should answer all our questions about ourselves.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1k8enRG93wqB0J3Rjor61uxSg_QqZ15JL_I2D8ZmV-Z8/viewform
This should be good
Bump
orignellle
>>28691844
>When did you start browsing 4chan?
Do you want the year or my age at the time?
Have you guys ever heard of them? I just recently watched a documentary about them and I now understand why tf they are all so solid in their beliefs. They are raised in a cult in which the entire world hates them. They only have the tight-knit family group that is their only solace, thus this causes them to have a lack of interest in making friends and even romantic relationships. This hate of the world along with the Christian promise of everyone who isn't in their church satisfies them and fuels them that the people who "torment" them will burn. I think that this mentality is much like the mentality of r9k, and the WBC just wants o watch the normies die, and their rhetoric is just shit they spout out to support their fucked up views. What do you guys think?
https://youtu.be/3pxE6_VY8aM
>>28691804
Well OP i think there shit i don't feel like typing a long deep feel about this topic so here's a wojak
>>28691804
If you aren't underaged you are one hell of a slowpoke.
>>28691804
are you fucking 12 years old
get off my fucking board
My eyelid felt funny the last few days, tonight it swole some amount and my field of vision is quite impaired, it only hurts a little when I touch it. I just called in sick for work. Am I gonna die? Doctor's office hasened opened yet
Is it a stye?
>>28691787
Hm could be, jugding from the Wikipedia article, a little red under the eye but not on the outside
Do you wear contacts? If not i'd be a little worried
Who here likes photography?
Pic related
>>28691743
What did he mean by this?
Oregano
>tfw you will never be a lead homicide detective working on tracking down serial killers
>>28691758
>he
She is a sumo wrestler senpai
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
TWISTIN' DOPE, LEAN, AND THE FANTA
CREDIT CARDS N .........
shit is lit yo, best song 2016
>>28691717
CREDIT CARDS AND THE SCAMMERS
money or some shit
