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How do you break out of a negative feedback loop?
Mindfullness and contemplation
>>26414014
Music that brings me so low the only thing left is to claw my way back up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9CztS2Cm9Q
>>26414014
by producing positive feedback.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvEKhdkmSnk
Ted Bundy was an American serial killer, kidnapper, rapist, and necrophile who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s and possibly earlier. Shortly before his execution, after more than a decade of denials, he confessed to 30 homicides committed in seven states between 1974 and 1978. The true victim count remains unknown, and could be much higher.
And yet, he has a thousand of female admirers that even sent him proposal of marriage in prison. Notice how they cannot logicaly explain why they defend him : "he gives me taht feeling" "he can do no wrong"
JUST BEE YOURSELF
Pic related, but it's not him. Also woman hate thread.
>>26413937
The
>fuck you nice guy
>hello chad!
Meme is really true
Pretty much, women correlate personality with looks. You can be a serial rapist and murderer but if you're six feet and handsome you have a captivating personality, if he wasn't so good looking women wouldn't have trusted him to hop in his car
>>26413937
>"he doesn't look like the type to kill somebody"
lmfao women are so fucking stupid
Assume what we know about the medical-industrial complex is true.
>it is
Is it entirely possible that corporations manipulate the atmosphere in order to propagate over-the-counter and pharmaceutical sales?
>>26413783
Yesplease no robot
>>26413889
How did you come to this conclusion?
>>26413783
What, you mean like manipulate the atmosphere just over America and have it kind of hover there?
Water supply is a more sensible thing to be paranoid about manipulation.
welcome home anon, we made cucakes
Get out of my home and leave them on the counter.
>>26413746
gross
why are you in my kitchen?
>>26413746
Those. Cupcakes look like shit. The tall guy and the. Cute girl stay because you are getting punished for this monstrosity, the other two can leave
Do you like whiney tsunderes?
>>26413572
No, whiny tsunderes are the same as 3d women. Cute and innocent is god-tier.
Do they have deretsuns?
>>26413572
I'd like any tsundere as long as they liked me!!
i get shunned everywhere i go
including here
im the specialist of snowflakes
no place for me
i have transcended BEYOND relationships
nobody accepts me
not even here
see? not even 1 you
>>26413558
nice ornstein and smough pic, it drew me here
>>26413558
You sound like a stupid cunt
Anyone else constantly told they were "special" and "really smart" all through their adolescence, only to get into college and realize they're really stupid? This fucking liberal parenting has ruined me. It makes me live with the expectation that I'm gifted, only to find out again and again that I'm worthless. And I don't fix myself because I'm so entitled. Look at me now, complaining on an imageboard, and who's gonna stop me?
My family still tells me I'm smart all the time. I'm expected to be the "brainy" one of my siblings for some reason. Maybe because I wore glasses or something? I can't even bear to tell them that I failed all my classes last quarter and they're gonna kick me out of school if I don't do well this term. I think maybe I'm intelligent, but it's purely intellectual and in all practical matters I'm completely clueless. I can read textbooks no problem and talk for hours with you about them, but I can't do any of the exercises without great difficulty. My sister's agreed with me on this, she's said I'm book smart but otherwise really stupid. I was supposed to complete some materials science research at this university and I didn't know what to do, any step of the way, no matter how much I read the literature. I had to get the grad student do all the work for me, then I just copied his research poster and took credit for getting all the data. Maybe that makes me management material?
What about you guys? Did you have liberal, hands-off parents who kept acting like you could figure it all out yourself because you were some kind of brilliant savant? My parents never even taught me how to ride a bike. I still have no fucking clue. It scares me watching people pedal on those complicated things, why don't they fall off? What if suddenly one of the metal things failed and the bike stopped and threw the rider facefirst over the handles, precious seconds of air time before he bites concrete?
>>26413527
Nothing to add anon, just wanted to chime in here and share your pain.
>>26413527
>tfw when generally more intelligent than 90% of the population
>tfw when still not smart enough to get a cushy job automatically
I made it through college and graduated with honors, but I've realize it really doesn't matter. You're still worthless no matter what, college or no college.
it is now time for an original content thread
post the fresh, spicy memes you made yourself
just whipped up this one now
anime evolution
bumping for cool jokes
>>26413789
here's one I made a while back. it's not very good though
>"Anon, you're dreaming again. No girl will ever pay attention to you. You're going to die alone. Wake up."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK2CcNng5Ic]
>"Oh Anon, I had no idea you felt this way! Why didn't you something earlier. Anon, I don't care if you don't have any friends. I don't care if you aren't some loud, sociable person. I didn't choose to date you because I thought you were different from how you are. It's you I want to be around. It's you I have strong feelings for. I love you Anon, and I wish you weren't so stubborn and would allow yourself to accept that. In the time we've been together I feel like I've told you more about my life than I've ever told anyone else. And it's because you're someone I can see myself being with for a very long time. And as long as you see me as someone you want to be with then it's all that matters, I promise!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAhQzXpBTfA]
>>26414044
I've seen this same one posted three times now.
Come on, anon.
>>26414067
could you link these? i want more of them. what is the name of this copy pasta anyway? i see it every day here.
>coming home, live in an apartment
>waiting for elevator to come to the floor
>a woman's inside
>open the door for her
>30-40 years old, carrying a bunch of kid/baby's toys
>"Like can you wait for me until I get out for you to get it?"
>I was opening the door for you
>"Yeah right"
FUCKING ROASTIES, WHERE DOES THIS ENTITLEMENT COME FROM? I OPEN THE DOOR FOR HER TO HELP HER OUT AND SHE LASHES OUT ON ME!
Only fucking women. The tiniest thing they make a huge issue out of. Why can't we just have men and men in women's bodies? Fucking double X chromosomes fuck with your head in a major way apparently
why didn't you smash her skull and throw her down the elevator shaft
>>26413321
Stop dealing with women
They are a meme
>"look here BITCH, cant you be greatful for me holding the elevator for you and your roaches"
Is Jeb the true robot god emperor?
Discus
>>26413301
You misspelled 'Donald Trump'.
>>26413301
Yes. He is /r9k/ incarnate.
>>26413348
nah... definitely beta enough, but he needs to be more depressed. How can we make him more depressed?
WhAt are some good intelligent, witty and cool comebacks to use on bullies at school?
>tfw getting bullied in college
>>26412807
Depends on the nature of the insult, my son. Give examples.
your fucking fist
That pic is proof all races can get along.
I always wondered, what race are people on here?
Do you think that people of other races have it easy in terms of women?
Pic unrelated
>>26412790
I'm /Honky/ but to be honest I have probably met more blacks who could be considered robots than whites who could IRL.
every race feels like the other ones are having it easy. thats why theres competition. if everything was fair and square, we'd all be inbreds by now senpai
75% chink 25% sandnigger
I love cuddling with my mother and watch films or TV Shows. Who /mamasboys/ here?
>still sleep with mummy ocasionally
top comfy
>>26412776
Do you caress her plump breasts while you cuddle?
I act like a baby around my mommy and i'm already 22. She hates it but can't do anything about it
>need glasses but won't get them
>something wrong with my urinary tract but I don't care (male)
>never got all my HPV vaccinations
>severely underweight
>wisdom teeth hurt but I ignore them
>knee pain
>foot pain
>back pain
I want to just implode like this building.
Pretty sure i might have multiple sclerosis, ive been having intermittent eye twitches, leg spasms, dropping things in my left hand and scuffing the pavement.
I eat well and exercise 24/7 so if so my life is done.
>underweight
>something wrong with my joints,I beg to God that isn't arthritis or some serious shit like that
>haven't exercised in 3 years
>back hurts because shit posture
>underweight
>eyes are noticeably yellow (jaundice)
>hair is falling out thanks to chemo (I'm like a molting cat)
>lost most of my hearing
>told I could lose my sight next
>MRIs show lack of brain density in my temporal lobe, among other things
>not allowed to drive
Once my sight even starts to stutter I'm checking out.
