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you femanons ever feel like whoring yourselves out to robots?
at least you'd have a day job
actual whores would have the upper hand
yes sometimes
>>26417903
I'd do it for free. Anons are hot occasionally and the not-hot ones just give me an ego boost, plus I love the feeling of cum in me.
Top Gear cucked us hard edition
>>26417364
Someone please kill me, just end it all.
>>26417364
There'll still be the show on amazon prime.
Fucking hell boys
It's all over, isn't it?
>Rose dreams won't stop
Send help
>>26417361
Lucky shit, I wish I could dream of her. My brain's a bastard to me though
I'm unwillingly a bastard to myself
>That tight petite teen body with perfect silky smooth skin.
>>26417361
>Send help
Iceni to the rescue.
What are you going to write on your suicide note?
a list of cheat codes for GTA San Andreas
"damn this tooth"
literally
or something like that
my tooth hurts like a bitch and there's no way to stop the pain
no money for the dentist too
"The jews were responsible for this"
It's time for the third board invasion robots, first one was a success with the wagekek invasion on /biz/ and the second one was a fucking huge success with the same thread on /pol/ which got tons of replies in a matter of minutes
Dubs or higher decide what kind of /r9k/ thread we make and on what board, when someone makes a get link the thread asap
Misogyny on /lgbt/
>>26417155
Decide OP
>checked
Feels threads on /vp/ with pepemon in the op
Area surrounding Aspen Colorado
Post your town
Represent
>image.jpg
Fuck off, reddit
>>26417146
Mascoutah Illinois represent
>>26417217
Faggot
Just
Fuck
Off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1WXGWIqj9I
What time is it? 3:37
What happened to Kent anyway?
>>26417133
i fucking laugh so much when he spergs out it's hilarious
>>26417232
He got killed in an all Black club by a convicted felon
E-Celeb, Kentray Brown, was killed last night.
Kent, famous for his video rants on women and rejection got killed at a club. He followed Black PUA, playersupreme's aka mackdaddy advice to start approaching women and improve himself.
Last night he went an all Black club in Oakland. After having a few drinks he approached a 6 ft. tall thin light skinned curly haired black girl. Kent approached her from behind and being only 5'2 smacked her ass. He then greated her with "Yo bitch they call me lil Kent," flashing his grills he got yesterday. The startled woman screamed "yo this nigga looking like he 14 just slapped my ass." Little did Kent know but soon learn she was dancing with local drug dealer named gorilla towering at 6'5 and 220 lb.s
Kent reached for his high-point firearm but Gorilla whipped out his Desert Eagle and picked Kent up with one arm and shot once him once, then threw him aside.
Onlookers have been quoted saying "he died without a fight, he was utterly destroyed its not nice to see but he lost."
Thanks for your participation
(http://strawpoll.me/6787092)
Girth time now, OP
if you please
>>26417077
I call bullshit>tfw 5 in
>>26417085
kk
on Saturday (it's 21:30 here)
Who /stoned as fuck/ here?
I just drew pic related
Would it work?
Op here
The Grey Red Black thing at the bottom is supossed to be a stove
you're such a try-hard
Go back to /b/ or Reddit or whatever shithole you came from.
And your idea is shit, I have no idea why you would even want to try to do that.
>don't feel like reading
>don't feel like watching
>don't feel like eating
>don't feel like nothin
Might as well sleep.
>tfw one day I just might get tired of sleeping, what an unfortunate pun
just wait until you get tired of being tiredalso seek a therapist or psychiatrist
lrn2 lucid dream pham
Sounds like depression senpai.
Tiddly-ho, robots and NEET master race! You're not doing anything better with your lives, so let's learn some geography.
ITT I will post various perfect scores on various geography quizzes, and link you the quizzes. Sporcle is really good for these, but Jetpunk is good too.
I find that drawing a map of a country by free hand, and its provinces, is the fastest way to memorize them.
Here are the provinces of China. Notice how there's a bunch of "pairs" close to Beijing that are easy to memorize: Shanxi/Shaanxi, Hebei/Hubei, Henan/Hunan.
If you think about it, most of you already know four or five of these! Hong Kong, Sichuan (Szechuan), Tibet, Beijing...
1. Provinces of China.
http://www.sporcle.com/games/1447/prc_provinces
India's primary divisions are "states and Union Territories". Once again, you really already know a couple, you just don't realize it: Delhi, Punjab, Kashmir, maybe West Bengal...
2. States and Union Territories of India.
http://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/20783/states-of-india
Once I knew these, I re-visited the India section at the local museum, and I realized I understood where "Uttar Pradesh" actually was in relation to the rest.
There's five different "Pradeshes".
here we have the states of brazil...
(Lots of "Rios", and "Paras")...
4. States of Brazil.
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/brazilstates
>>26416898
How about counties of England? I got a perfect score in 1:58, though I am a bong and have been everywhere, so it wasn't hard
Whats the BEST suicide method?
J-just curious...haha...
Living a long fulfilling life with the love and support of your family and friends, developing cancer at 80 and pulling the plug a couple years later while surrounded by your loved ones.
>>26416892
drinking bleach famalam. i've done it 9 times
Hanging.
I'm really tired of life; don't even want to kill myself.
Everything in my life has gone to shit. I am not a normie, I have been a NEET for 7 years.
My entire family history is riddled with mental illnesses and I wasn't spared.
What keeps you from killing yourself, robots?
>>26416840
Why post that book if it's normalfag problems: the book?
>>26416876
Are you stupid? Have you even read the book?
>>26416876
You have absolutely missed the point of the book. The guy was cursed with good looks.
Why do you think women are the way they are?
As in total sociopaths towards people that are not on their "must fuck" radar?
>>26416750
Their pussies are the gate to society. Things are tough out there so they only want the most alpha men
Because in pre-historic times it was better to exploit the weak and fuck the big mean apes than the other way around.
>sorry, i don't like you, you come off as permanently scarred in conversation and ultimately kind of robotic
>your penis doesn't get hard all the way when we fuck and you last 4 minutes. sex with you is nothing but disappointment.
>you're great and everything, it's just that i already know a virtual carbon copy of you who's already interested in me, and when i look at you i see an obsolete model.
>i would never want to inflict your genes on my child
>talking to you makes me want to kill myself
oh yeah life would be SO MUCH BETTER if women were completely honest all the time, this is a great direction for society to head
you guys really are pioneers for a brave new way of the future
I want to get over my waifu. How do I do it?
Realise she'll dislike/hate you just as much as all the other attractive girls you've known
>>26416722
Your oneitis? Stop thinking about her until the feels slowly decrease and vanish. Just stop thinking about her, force these thoughts out.
If you mean an anime waifu, stepping into a fire would be a good option
>>26416835
>If you mean an anime waifu
I'm normal.
>>26416832
Girls like me.
