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>tfw starting a cult
>>26422437
Is it meme magic
hail kek
>>26422549
it's a manson-style cult
it's really starting to take off, we already have 3 new members
>>26422603
why though
what is the point
What do you gain
>skeletor manlet
>been eating 2x a day lately
>sometimes only once a day
>because I sleep in daylight and stay awake all night
>am too lazy, can't be bothered to cook my own food while parents are asleep at night
>small meals, organic food, home cooked by mummy
>after every meal, my tummy feels bloated, acidic and I need to go to the shitter
>hurts like a bitch
>feels like somebody's standing on my guts to torture me
>every
>single
>time
What's Habbening?!?
>>26422383
Idk. After I got clean it took me a while before I could eat without pain. Could be a similar thing happening to you.
I want off this ride.yes, I'm used to the food. Been eating clean and organic since 4 years ago. Told myself I may become a NEET shut in but I at least won't be an obese NEET shut in at risk of heart attack.
>>26422447
^OP here btw
>posting on 4chan
>reveal that I was born in 1997
>>26422343
whats wrong with that?
i was born in 1997 too
what the fuck did you think this was going anyway fuck off
>>26422371
Grandpas just can't handle that we are going to live longer.
H-heh, what a dumb comic, that couldn't possibly happen in r-real life... right?
>tfw my people were persecuted in Nazi Germany despite there being pretty much none of us there
>>26422313
homosexuals?
fagblox
>>26422288
It is not racist to only date within your race. The author is probably a mixed race mongrel who got repeatedly shot down by white women out of his league
>seeing therapist today
>subject of a local con comes up when I explain that I plan to go
>she mentions another patient is going to "comic-con"
>assume that it means she's going to the same one since it's next month and all normies think every con is comic-con
>ended up discussing this girl who also see's her who I find to be pretty cute
>therapist offered to ask the girl if she was interested in me (how she plans to do that I'm not sure)
Now the only issue here is that she apparently has aspergers. Now I don't know a lot about aspergers, but seeing as this is /r9k/ I figured my fellow robots might. Can you anons enlighten me as to what I could expect from an apergers gf? Or an aspergers girl in general?
>>26422268
As a male with aspergers, I can tell you this can range from "Pretty much normal with a bit of social anxiety and awkwardness" to "Lumbering land whale with no sense of personal space, hygiene or basic social conventions."
Who knows, she might be a quirky QT.
>>26422433
She goes to cons, she's gonna be a landwhale
>>26422268
nice make believe, robot, but the therapist can't discuss clients with other clients
c'mon bros i need music bad-- it's all starting to sound the same
sad music preferably but this is just a music thread
tryna work up the courage to end it
vidya isn't even fun anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he8MR0KuhxQ
I've posted this before, of course. Original.
Spaghetti western tracks are GOAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnY5BgRj6k
>>26422173
>tryna work up the courage to end it
Do you not detest life & its agony?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbcEM8uKYH4
>Be me
>21, in school
>Pretty introverted, I just moved here and hardly know anyone
>Biology class, pretty standard, lots of labs
>First day of class I see this 8.5/10 qt boy
>Turns out he's my lab partner
>Awkward at first, I keep glancing at him hoping I'm not painfully obvious
>Catch him looking at me sometimes
>I want to talk to him but something is holding me back
>One day, while doing a particularly rigorous lab that requires us to discuss, we get off-topic
>Casual banter
>discover that we actually have a lot in common
>vidya
>memes
>various internet sites
>Start talking to him more often
>Suddenly it's every day
>always casual, nothing too deep
>Notice that, other than me, he doesn't really talk to anyone else
>Tfw he's actually pretty shy
>readsshitonhisphone.mov
>alwaysmumblestohimself.jpeg
>makeslamejokeswhennobodyislistening.wav
>I, of course, take notice of this
>One day and we're talking like we always do now
>Playing with some random sticky notes
(I should also probably mention that he has absolutely no social media whatsoever, this leads me to believe that he values privacy or is maybe shy and robotic like me)
>Decide this is a perfect opportunity to give him my number
>All class I work up the courage to write it down
>Do it and place the sticky note on some pages he was working on
>He sees it, picks it up, blushes slightly and smiles
>Makes eye contact with me for a split second then looks away
>oh.gif
>Doesn't say anything the rest of class
>Picks it up before he leaves so I know he didn't forget about it
>Anxiously awaits a text, anything all day
>Class ended at 10 am
>It's currently 6:50 pm
>Probably just busy
What did I do? Should I not have given him my number? I feel like I misinterpreted the signals. What if he doesn't like me like I thought? I still have to work with him in class. God, help me.
You got lost on your way to reddit, that's where
>>Be me
I don't get this. What the fuck else would you be?
ask for his number
text him first
i generally never text or interact with anyone unless they start the interaction
>hey anon! how about a kiss on the lips?
If only her teeth weren't so yellow
>>26422617
If her teeth were white would you fuck her?
>>26422027
if i say no am I a normie
if so, fuck this i'm very normie
>only thing I can think about when I'm not drinking is drinking
Who /alcoholic/ here?
>work long shift- 8am to 7pm
>go to liquor store to buy my usual beer a little after shift ends
>clerk (whi has served me a few times before) says I'm there early
>assume he means that he usually sees me when I finish at nine
Hope I die of cirrhosis tonight
Used to drink at least 4 beers a day and go through 4L of red wine every week. Bought a dry vaporizer and switched to weed around 3 weeks ago and cut my drinking down significantly. I now only get drunk on Thursdays and vape weed the rest of the week. Has definitely helped me lose some weight (getting over the munchies only took a few days) but despite this I've become significantly more depressed and THC tolerance is built up quickly so I don't get as high as when I first started.
Will probably switch back to alcohol soon as I feel it's more consistent
>>26421920
>tfw I can no longer enjoy vidya without the drink
Life is suffering
the only way I can talk to people or laugh is when I drink.
>>26421904
Put down the crutches man, you can walk just fine without them.
I'm apparently really cool when I'm drunk
I do not drink anymore, I must keep up my miserable facade.
>>26421926
I understand what you're saying but there's no point in me stopping, at least when I drink I can actually talk around my few friends and not give a shit instead of awkwardly twitching and being quiet.
TFW you will never get high with a QT 420 slut and accidentally cream pie her vagina while you are high as fuck on some sativa hype strand
>>26421701
>tfw she has to calm me down because im a pussy with weed
>>26421701
Enjoy your mong baby
Why is weed so tempting and so disgusting at the same time?
I really want to berate weed users then consume weed secretly
>get bikini and facial waxing
>get a handjob at the end
I didn't even ask for one or tip or know that this place done handjobs.
You got raped anon
Well sexually assaulted at least
Report it to the police
>>26421597
was he gentle or rough?
>>26421632
that would be kind of funny
Hello robots, finding a gf is easy.
Just pick a very ugly one. Like very very very ugly.
My internet gf (we still havent met) looks like Brienne of tarth, but far uglier.
>extremelly tall
>no tits at all
>not feminine body structure
>fucked up eyes
>fucked up teeth
>not that smart, but kind
>27 yrs old virgin
>poor
>boring as hell
do you still want a gf?
>>26421576
How did you meet her?
I don't meet any girls, even ones like that.
I did that OP
She just left me after 7 years and fucked a 47 year old instead
I'll stick with my waifu.
Thanks anyway.
>tfw severe anxiety
>tfw out of cigarettes
>tfw have to talk to wagie clerk to get them
>tfw scared of spilling pasta
Why does marlboro have to be such a weird name. It's hard to say. What are some easier to pronounce packs?
>tfw stopped smoking because I thought the filipino lady at the corner store resented me for it
>tfw ordering food at a restaurant
>tfw the dish you want has some retarded kitschy name
>tfw you don't want to say it in front of the cute waitress
>tfw you try to explain what you want without using the term
>tfw you come off looking like an even bigger autist
camels I guess
just say Marboro don't even bother with the l
>6/10 face in mirror
>4/10 in photos
Feels bad, man.
>3/10 in mirror
>2/10 in photos
>7-8/10 to girlsonline
How the fuck does this work?
>>26421587
Online is even worse for me, as is evident by the couple of times I ventured onto /soc/.
>>26421587
>8/10 to men
>3/10 to women
