>tfw starting a cult
>>26422437
Is it meme magic
hail kek
>>26422549
it's a manson-style cult
it's really starting to take off, we already have 3 new members
>>26422603
why though
what is the point
What do you gain
>skeletor manlet
>been eating 2x a day lately
>sometimes only once a day
>because I sleep in daylight and stay awake all night
>am too lazy, can't be bothered to cook my own food while parents are asleep at night
>small meals, organic food, home cooked by mummy
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>>26422383
Idk. After I got clean it took me a while before I could eat without pain. Could be a similar thing happening to you.
I want off this ride.yes, I'm used to the food. Been eating clean and organic since 4 years ago. Told myself I may become a NEET shut in but I at least won't be an obese NEET shut in at risk of heart attack.
>>26422447
^OP here btw
>posting on 4chan
>reveal that I was born in 1997
>>26422343
whats wrong with that?
i was born in 1997 too
what the fuck did you think this was going anyway fuck off
>>26422371
Grandpas just can't handle that we are going to live longer.
H-heh, what a dumb comic, that couldn't possibly happen in r-real life... right?
>tfw my people were persecuted in Nazi Germany despite there being pretty much none of us there
>>26422313
homosexuals?
fagblox
>>26422288
It is not racist to only date within your race. The author is probably a mixed race mongrel who got repeatedly shot down by white women out of his league
>seeing therapist today
>subject of a local con comes up when I explain that I plan to go
>she mentions another patient is going to "comic-con"
>assume that it means she's going to the same one since it's next month and all normies think every con is comic-con
>ended up discussing this girl who also see's her who I find to be pretty cute
>therapist offered to ask the...
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>>26422268
As a male with aspergers, I can tell you this can range from "Pretty much normal with a bit of social anxiety and awkwardness" to "Lumbering land whale with no sense of personal space, hygiene or basic social conventions."
Who knows, she might be a quirky QT.
>>26422433
She goes to cons, she's gonna be a landwhale
>>26422268
nice make believe, robot, but the therapist can't discuss clients with other clients
c'mon bros i need music bad-- it's all starting to sound the same
sad music preferably but this is just a music thread
tryna work up the courage to end it
vidya isn't even fun anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he8MR0KuhxQ
I've posted this before, of course. Original.
Spaghetti western tracks are GOAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnY5BgRj6k
>>26422173
>tryna work up the courage to end it
Do you not detest life & its agony?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbcEM8uKYH4
>Be me
>21, in school
>Pretty introverted, I just moved here and hardly know anyone
>Biology class, pretty standard, lots of labs
>First day of class I see this 8.5/10 qt boy
>Turns out he's my lab partner
>Awkward at first, I keep glancing at him hoping I'm not painfully obvious
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You got lost on your way to reddit, that's where
>>Be me
I don't get this. What the fuck else would you be?
ask for his number
text him first
i generally never text or interact with anyone unless they start the interaction
>hey anon! how about a kiss on the lips?
If only her teeth weren't so yellow
>>26422617
If her teeth were white would you fuck her?
>>26422027
if i say no am I a normie
if so, fuck this i'm very normie
>only thing I can think about when I'm not drinking is drinking
Who /alcoholic/ here?
>work long shift- 8am to 7pm
>go to liquor store to buy my usual beer a little after shift ends
>clerk (whi has served me a few times before) says I'm there early
>assume he means that he usually sees me when I finish at nine
Hope I die of cirrhosis tonight
Used to drink at least 4 beers a day and go through 4L of red wine every week. Bought a dry vaporizer and switched to weed around 3 weeks ago and cut my drinking down significantly. I now only get drunk on Thursdays and vape weed the rest of the week. Has definitely helped me lose some weight (getting over the munchies only took a few days) but despite this I've become significantly more depressed and THC tolerance is built up quickly so I don't get as high as when I first started.
Will probably switch back to alcohol soon as I feel it's more consistent
>>26421920
>tfw I can no longer enjoy vidya without the drink
Life is suffering
the only way I can talk to people or laugh is when I drink.
>>26421904
Put down the crutches man, you can walk just fine without them.
I'm apparently really cool when I'm drunk
I do not drink anymore, I must keep up my miserable facade.
>>26421926
I understand what you're saying but there's no point in me stopping, at least when I drink I can actually talk around my few friends and not give a shit instead of awkwardly twitching and being quiet.
TFW you will never get high with a QT 420 slut and accidentally cream pie her vagina while you are high as fuck on some sativa hype strand
>>26421701
>tfw she has to calm me down because im a pussy with weed
>>26421701
Enjoy your mong baby
Why is weed so tempting and so disgusting at the same time?
I really want to berate weed users then consume weed secretly
>get bikini and facial waxing
>get a handjob at the end
I didn't even ask for one or tip or know that this place done handjobs.
You got raped anon
Well sexually assaulted at least
Report it to the police
>>26421597
was he gentle or rough?
>>26421632
that would be kind of funny
Hello robots, finding a gf is easy.
Just pick a very ugly one. Like very very very ugly.
My internet gf (we still havent met) looks like Brienne of tarth, but far uglier.
>extremelly tall
>no tits at all
>not feminine body structure
>fucked up eyes
>fucked up teeth
>not that smart, but kind
>27 yrs old virgin
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>>26421576
How did you meet her?
I don't meet any girls, even ones like that.
I did that OP
She just left me after 7 years and fucked a 47 year old instead
I'll stick with my waifu.
Thanks anyway.
>tfw severe anxiety
>tfw out of cigarettes
>tfw have to talk to wagie clerk to get them
>tfw scared of spilling pasta
Why does marlboro have to be such a weird name. It's hard to say. What are some easier to pronounce packs?
>tfw stopped smoking because I thought the filipino lady at the corner store resented me for it
>tfw ordering food at a restaurant
>tfw the dish you want has some retarded kitschy name
>tfw you don't want to say it in front of the cute waitress
>tfw you try to explain what you want without using the term
>tfw you come off looking like an even bigger autist
camels I guess
just say Marboro don't even bother with the l
>6/10 face in mirror
>4/10 in photos
Feels bad, man.
>3/10 in mirror
>2/10 in photos
>7-8/10 to girlsonline
How the fuck does this work?
>>26421587
Online is even worse for me, as is evident by the couple of times I ventured onto /soc/.
>>26421587
>8/10 to men
>3/10 to women