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Why can't we eat our own shit? Like, i get that the energy of the original food has gone, so the shit is just the remainder, but it's come from inside us so i don't understand why its toxic.
Shoulden't it be sterile like piss since its been in us already and we're fine?
Even if we won't get a lot of energy, we could just reach our hands in our pants, take a shit and eat it.
Try it out and give us update.
because it probably tastes like fucking shit OP
>>26431498
>What is salt and pepper
You fucking pleb
So what are you faggots doing for V-day?
I'm going to be sticking my penis in this and pretending I'm having sex with Katya's mouth all day.
Nofapped all February so I've got like numerous massive loads to feed her.
>tfw when you jack off while high as fuck on weed and everything seems hyperreal
this >26431344 plus a good sativa plus Oculus Rift with 3D Katya pics + warmed lube would probably be better than Katya accepting your cock into her sweet mouth in real life
>>26431344
i'll be strapping my onahole to my dakimakura of my waifu and having sex with her all day
>>26431344
i'll be sleeping all day
>Professor accidentally left up homework solutions for previous semester on the drive where solutions are kept
>I've been checking my answers with them, not even relying on them, but just using them to make sure I'm doing things right
>Yesterday I was awake for >36 hours, finishing the homework
>Was finishing one problem, but I couldn't get the answer I was supposed to
>Really want to do well on homework, because my GPA is the only thing going for me, no internships or anything
>Get greedy and put down the soluion, because I kept getting something close to it
>When the grader checks it, he's going to see that I didn't show the steps and just threw down the solution
>I'm going to get caught for what I've done
>Every waking moment is nothing but anxiety and fear
>4.5 years of work down the drain
JUST
Or you know, maybe you were human for a moment and didn't know the answer and guessed.
>>26431216
>>4.5 years of work down the drain
>For cheating on homework
You sure are fucking stupid buddy.
>>26431216
They're going to eat you alive, you little slut
>mum says im attractive and intelligent
>never had a job or had a gf ; age 25
why are mums so delusional?
>>26431160
because she things positive reinforcement will help you
also, wishful thinking.
>she wants you to believe in yourself
At the end of the day, your mom is the only woman to actually love you for who you are. Have you ever noticed that lots of men chase after that same sort of love that their mom gives them?I'm assuming that your mom isn't neglectful or hates you, or whatever.
I can not for the life of god drive
What the fuck is wrong with me, I am going on to 70 (seventy) 45 minute lessons with my drivers instructor and I still react like shit, my response time is low and I am constently confused and overlook things
This shit cost me over 4000$ now, I don't even know how I will pay all of that
Does anybody have any tips how I can finally stop being a distracted shitty driver and pass my test?
>>26430986
can you ride a bike anon?
>>26431008
I can ride a bike just fine, I have been biking regularly for years
I also have no problems with motor function, I am a bit clumsy but nothing severe
>>26430986
It's not that hard to drive. Seriously. It's actually much easier to drive than in games, etc because you have more control and the steering is more exact. Just look over your shoulder, check the mirrors and practice.
>new semester starting
>social anxiety too bad to enrol in obligatory attendance classes and labs
>I'll have to retake them next year
>tfw already in the 5th out of 5 years
who else here /actively fucks up his own life/?
>nobody can associate with your current condition
o-ok
>>26431938
You're not alone anon. my anxiety gets pretty bad too. I actively avoid talking to people just so i can keep my myself.
>depressed, autistic weirdos failing semesters like the betas they are
Just kill yourselves
>post is accompanied by a cute anime girl picture
fucking stop this shit you fucking faggots. it's not fucking endearing. it makes you look like you have the mind of a 10 year old
>>26430847
if you don't like anime you don't belong on this board or with this community, normie.
>>26430864
enjoying anime and constantly posting it with your posts while living vicariously through a cartoon girl are two different things
It's actually okay because it makes it obvious that they are not a girl but are in fact a man pretending to be a girl.
Have you matured yet /r9k/? or at least are you in the process of finally growing up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1HUDuzyrk
Why the fuck is blaming yourself for the world mature? What sense is that supposed to make?
>asks
>bad
singlehandly invalided picture
Bless this man and any man like him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJc9BROjXfM
>The Messiah of the Waifu Age
soon brothers
>>26430707
The dolls look like shit, let the Japs handle this, baka gaijin
I've been thinking about killing myself all night. Not sure if I actually want to die or not.
dunno what i should do
>>26430660
Go to the woods
>>26430681
No woods
Go outside and try to yell fuck as loud as you can as long as you can in one breath until you pass out.
And male "robots" think they have it hard.
>>26475875
Boohoo, I don't know whether or not I can believe compliments?
Male "robots" don't get compliments AT ALL you faggot.
>>26475907
This. On top of that, girls do the exact same shit to boys as well.
>>26475875
american middle class women are the most moronic narcissists to ever disgrace the earth
How did anyone going to college/University decide on their major?
>>26430617
>what did you enjoy doing in highschool?
>what did you enjoy doing in your free time?
>>26430632
Nothing, obviously.
Where do you think you are?
>>26430656
You dont have that much of a choice anyway.
Anything that isnt STEM or at least buisness related is useless as fuck and youll end up with a McJob and enough debt to live in a trailer park for the next 50 years
Any quick tips to make someone look less autistic?
Don't dress like an autist.
>>26430607
How should one dress then?
Turn your eyes to the skies
Onlookers will assume you're full of strange souls descended from the cosmos, rather than just some autistic depressed social anxiety bipolar asperger schizophrenic PTSD disorder
hey anon just going to take that part of your penis that gives you the most physical sensation now hope you're okay with that
I'm not okay with it. I want it back.
>>26430503
It's not so bad
It will grow back
When the stars are right
The barren trees will blossom again
one day
i had to do it, couldn't even expose the tip of it without excruciating pain
seen any good movies lately? This was great
>>26430488
will check it today
A mysterious outsider's quiet life is turned upside down when he returns to his childhood home to carry out an act of vengeance. Proving himself an amateur assassin, he winds up in a brutal fight to protect his estranged family.
>>26432153
it felt like a good robot movie
Morr movies. Going to watch the ome from the op later
