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So what do you guys have planned for Valentines Day?
I myself am going to buy some chocolates pretending their for someone else and sit and eat them alone and drink heavily
>>26432947
Get a boquet of roses, too, and keep them close enough so you can smell them, and you don't have to be alone ever again
Rest well my sweet
>tfw I work at the melting pot
>just cut off communications with a girl who'd been basically using me as a surrogate boyfriend for half a year, after finally realizing I didn't deserve that shit
>we're booked solid for the weekend and will be surrounded by LOOOOOVE in what will essentially be Restaurant Black Friday in the most romantic restaurant in town
Not gonna off myself or anything but fuck, man. Fucking bitches.
...fuck.
I'll go to my wageslave retail job from 8 to 4, see lots of people and couples buying V-day shit and being happy, then I'll come home smoke a lot weed and play video games by myself.
do teenage girls hit on you ?
they seem to be the only girl that show any kind of interest.
should i go for one ?
>he gets hit on by girls
FUCKING GGGEEEEETTTT OOOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
>Guys, I can't get all this Prime Teen Pussy off of me
>The feminist brainwashing is conflicting with my erection what do I do?!
OF COURSE YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT
>>26432939
its probably your last chance to get laid
What does your dream girlfriend look like?
Pic related, 10/10 instant boner.
I've seen plenty of girls I thought were very attractive so I can't really just describe the one. Time to be vague.
>short
>cute
>>26432789
he's not even a girl
"the only reason I still come to this website is because i have no love or respect for myself."
Nice try OP, But if I repeat that I'm just gonna get muted for 2 seconds ;-)
>>26432854
i'm just trying to make you speak the truth
the only reason I still come to this website is because i have no love or respect for you
>want to reach out to family and friends for help with my "depression", to have them know what is happening
>don't want to because of the embarrassment and guilt because i'm probably not depressed and am only using it as an excuse for failing in life
Is anyone else impaled on this double edged sword?
Yeah except my family and friends want me to get help desperately after I slashed my wrists up last week. I feel sick with guilt knowing that there is nothing wrong with me and I'm just a weak willed, oversensitive, lazy faggot and they are all worried sick.
>>26432703
Cutting my wrists would be a lame attention seeking attempt, since I know that I can't really kill myself like that.
>I feel sick with guilt knowing that there is nothing wrong with me and I'm just a weak willed, oversensitive, lazy faggot
Are you me? That's pretty much the situation I'm in. Everything I could need in life is/was there, but I gave up over the tiniest setbacks.
My parents are that worried. They made one half assed attempt to help me and I shut them down. Now they're almost content with it, despite me lying in bed 22 hours a day. I even ignored, possibly the last, phone call from my friends.
I don't think we'll ever find a way out of this.
>>26432770
Yeah it was a lame attention seeking attempt. Complete and utter faggotry. I feel like going to a therapist to placate them but I know I'd have literally nothing to say apart from 'I'm a lazy useless, self pitying, ungrateful brat, I know what I need to do to fix my life but I never do it because I'm too lazy.' I am a pretty detestable excuse for a human being anon, I can't think of many people who are lower than me in terms of value. Even heroin addicts build up some kind of tolerance to hard ship.
What's the worst social situation you could envision being in? That would exacerbate your anxiety. Also, does anyone else actually suffer from shaking/tremors as a result of their anxiety?
>>26432296
>What's the worst social situation you could envision being in?
Stuck in a room with a female who I find attractive and who also wants my dick.
Have had nightmares over that shit desu
>>26432315
just call me brah, i'll give her the dick she needs while you watch
>>26432296
possibly having herpes is been a pretty great experience. just feelings of dread is what i have..
What does it say, /r9k/?
let's make some edits
>>26432031
They are speaking English though why would they need to translate anything?
>>26432047
Oh i'm sorry, should i have made up a language for them?
Just assume it's translated
>>26432031
Haha I really really really like this picture
Beginnings of an abusive relationship. Dodged a bullet.
leleelelelelelel
leelelelelel
lelelele
this is bait, but the person in blue is abusive scum
>>26431819
oh i meant gray sry
>who here losing their mind?
>>26431766
When I listen to Aphex Twin. My mind is always at peace. I don't understand why you'd ask such a question.
Not I
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
me af desu senpai
Sorry for the shitpost, I genuinely want to make quality contributions to this board, but I have nothing interesting to say.
what is the most desperate thing you have ever done /r9k/?
About 3 times a month I'll feel in intense feeling of loneliness and sadness after midnight and I will drive around half-ass racing people on the streets until I get to Walmart. I just walk through the entire store looking for something that will make me happy while hoping I would bump into someone I knew and then I leave with beer and get drunk alone until I pass out.
I've tried several bars in the past, but I never felt better than when I came in when I went alone and the only other place with people around here is Walmart after midnight.
close my eyes and fap to my imagination cause loli wasn't doing it for me and I wanted real cp. ;~;.
>>26431714
I fucked my ass with my dick, and gave myself a blowjob... I'm really flexible.
Do you like tsunderes that are insecure?
Why do you make these threads, OP? Are you lonely?
>>26431759
Normally when people ask questions, they want answers, and I'm asking a question and want an answer!!
At this point you can just report these threads for avatar usage, hopefully, and eventually OP will be banned each time they're made and he'll give up.
Good morning, wagecuck. Last day until your two days of freedom. Until then,
Another day, another dollar.
>>26431673
Who do you think you are? You make these stupid threads all day, stealing from hard working people, then you act like you're some sort of rock star? You're a dole bludger. You're a grubby little parasite.
>>26431747
Hit a nerve, wagie?
>>26431673
Thisis the case unless the boss calls the wagie to work, of course.
>you remind me of kylo ren from Star Wars
I feared someone might say that the moment he took off the mask in my theatre, because I have the same awkward ugly look, now my female classmate has actually fucking said it
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
my names kyle and a guy i sell weed to calls me kylo ren
>tfw you're a shorter uglier jewisher kylo ren
>>26431577
Not into guys, but I think he looks pretty good.
Just a reminder
I'm a regular redditor hence the throwaway. My husband (36M) and I (33F) have been married for 6 years and been together for 8 years. We love each other very much and are completely honest with each other with everything we do. Unfortunately for us, we had a little hiccup in our marriage about a year ago. Not going into details but we just had some communication problems that we never had before regarding our really demanding careers. It got pretty bad and despite the love we still had for each other, we decided to separate with a majority intent to divorce. We both hoped that maybe the separation would give us time and space to grow towards reconciliation and lucky for the both us, it was true! It turns out we both still loved each other so much and agreed to marriage counseling so that we could get back to where we were or better.
But, before we came to this realization at the 8 month mark of our separation, both my husband and I had been having sex with other people. We both ended up having one partner to sleep with during our separation. Both of us felt that having someone else for physical intimacy during that time would help to ease the sadness of splitting up. The problem with my partner, at least when it came to my husband, was that his penis was very big. It was probably a few millimeters under 9 inches with a thick girth. I was always used to my husband's 6 inch penis which I enjoyed very much and it definitely got the job done throughout our marriage and time together. It took a couple of times for me to get used to my partner's bigger 9 inch penis but when I did, I loved it. It was hitting my spots more frequently and rapidly and seemed to be a great tight fit. We had sex almost everyday for 5 months which is a lot more than I was ever used to. I don't have a relatively high libido but I seemed to be more than fine when my guy would initiate sex during that time.
JUST
The real problem is happening now that I'm back with my husband. The great news is we've been back together for 7 weeks and we are now closer than ever and love each other more than we did before. Marriage counseling is helping and looks like we have a great future ahead, yay! The bad news is that the sex that I used to enjoy with my husband in the past is no longer there due to my own fault. I became used to my lover's bigger penis that hit certain new spots that my husband's didn't and that is certainly taking away from our sex life. It's almost as if I'm dealing with a "phantom penis" during sex where I'm expecting a couple more inches to penetrate me when my husband is already inside me and it's really distorted the pleasure that I used to receive when having sex with my husband before our separation. Because of this, for the past couple of weeks, I have faked my PIV moans because I used to moan naturally with my husband before and don't want him to think something is wrong now that I can't moan like I used to.
I told myself that I just need time to adjust back to my husband's penis but while patience is a strong suit of mine for other things, it doesn't help in this case. I don't know what I can do to get back to the way it was with my husband's penis. Has anyone ever been in my place? What can I do to help my problem get fixed? Thanks!
TL;DR - Had sex for a while with a bigger penis than my husband's. Became really used to that penis and now PIV sex with husband is not as pleasing.
Makin an original Sage
>>26431523
>regular redditor
Get the fuck off this board you fucking scumbag
I know this might seem stupid to some of you but I just wanted to make a thread reinforcing the fact that I'm not gay.I'm not sure why but I feel compelled to post this.
you forgot the part where you really wanna suck a dick
>>26431554
I don't though. I couldn't care less about dicks. I just wanted to post that to make a point to everyone.
I can remember my past lives
I remember the selfless love
I remember relinquishing my flesh
I still remember him
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