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Do you like hurting other people, robot?
No, I fucking hate these people.
But doesn't that go against the 1st law of Robotics?
>>26438328
No. Sometimes even a thought about doing that makes me want to cry.
>>26438876
Good post.
>schizophrenia
>Depression
>Anxiety/Social anxiety
>Avoidant personality disorder/Antisocial personality disorder
Just fucking destroy my existence.
So which of these are actually diagnosed, because you could lump avoidant, depression and schizophrenia all into shizoaffective disorder.
Or antisocial and anxiety into schizotypical.
>>26438246
All expect avoidant which is currently not officially diagnosed, but doctor said I show symptoms
>Depression
>Social Anxiety
>Aspergers
Been off my meds for a few days, sleeping in until stupid times and feeling a general "what's the point" attitude towards things lately.
White people cant be robots and they can't be oppressed.
Look at this ugly white woman, got an asian bf only because she's white. He's way better looking than her and he's so thrilled to have her only because she's white.
Are you the sassy black woman who needs an asian bf?
Im white. Can i take you out?
She looks hideous. He should date a superior asian girl
>>26438090
Or a better looking black girl
All because you're comfortable with your sexuality and nudity, it doesn't mean others are okay with it.
-if you live with roommates, do not masturbate or have sex out in the open unless your roommates are okay with it
-if you have a tall big breasted female friend, don't just shove your face in her tits whenever you hug her unless she gives you the okay
-stop trying to kiss your female friends if they are obviously not interested in you
-if she's not your girlfriend, it's probably not okay to grope her while wrestling or play fighting or at a party or during a date
-if a girl has told you 'no' the first time, it means she doesn't want you do it ever because she's not into you
-when sharing a hotel room with girls or having a sleepover at a girl's house, stop joking about wanting to shower with them. it's not funny
>>26438005
Can people post what they find on tumblr as screenshots and not raw text? It's confusing.
>>26438005
Why would two adults have a sleepover if they are not intending on having sex at all?
Especially two straight adults of opposite gender?
Why would someone accept to go on dates with ms if they didn't intend on eventually having sex? That sounds misleading, abusive and manipulative
>>26438005
Ayaya!!!!
>ADHD
>ADD
>Aspergers
>Generalized Anxiety Disorder
>Schizotypal Personality Disorder
Reminder these things aren't real, they're literally just personality quirks doctors try to profit on. In the case of schizotypal it's actually a positive thing as many artists myself included have it and do not suffer. They also take away research to serious illnesses like schizophrenia and bipolar.
Oh, your an artist? Can I see some of your work?
>>26437974
Anything that deviates too much from the norm gets called a disorder. It really poses the question if if's a defect in the product manufacturing process or a separate product altogether.
There is legit ADHD, but that accounts for what, 5% to 10% of all diagnoses? Kids these days have tablets, smartphones and video games, who can focus their attention on lectures that still work pretty much like they did around WW1?
>>26437994
Yes, come to my house and I'll show you some of my work
Who here a /bigot/?
> I am made very uncomfortable by transgenders, I wish they didn't exist.
i hate niggers
i hate jews
i hate spics and mudslimes too
>>26437957
>I am made very uncomfortable by transgenders, I wish they didn't exist.
It's pretty natural to be weirded out by relatively new shit like that though. Most people are weirded out the first time they realize that gay people exist. Just give it some time and eventually it won't be so weird. You're only a bigot if you act on your bigoted thoughts and intentionally harm somebody because of who they are.
I hate gays, feminists, all this transgender nonsense, muslims, niggers... pretty much everyone
I honestly wish I was a kind and compassionate person and didn't have all this hate within me. I would never want to be a liberal, they are every bit as extreme as I am. I just wish I could accept others and all this PC nonsense would end
>tfw gay
>tfw ugly loser
>tfw normies will never find out what I really look like because I wear makeup
>am a gay chad with lots of stacy friends
>would lose my social status and self confidence without makeup
Why don't you wear makeup /r9k/? Would you wear makeup if it were socially acceptable for boys?
>>26437934
full eye makeup and everything? or just the regular hurr i'm gay foundation and brows?
I don't care enough about my appearance to spend 45 minutes on something I'll be taking off at the end of the day. I'm already beta, why be a try hard?
>>26437934
You sound pretty fucking normie to me, dude,
Fuck off, pleb.
Why are normies so against racism?
People hate casually on males/females, poor/rich, educated/dumb, left/right, culture, etc. and many people have been killed for those reasons. Yet, it's completly immoral to think less of someone because of their descent, even if it's a good statistical indicator for other qualities of that person.
>>26437903
>think less of someone because of their descent
>even if it's a good statistical indicator
shouldn't you be thinking MORE of that person because they beat the odds?
>>26438049
But I don't know that person. I can only guess. Even tho every person is a special snowflake etc., I have to think practical.
>>26437903
They're not against racism they're against whites. There are plenty of other races that hate each other openly like taco niggers and niggers, sand niggers and everyone, nippon niggers and mostly everyone, etc.
Men and woman, the races, and all people are equal, except whites. We're demons to be put to the torch. To suggest otherwise makes you a sexiest racist nazi and people will actively try to destroy your life.
>take morning swig of whiskey
>World becomes more vivid, easier to think, more clear
Oh god, what have I been missing.
Your alcoholism
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>>26437828
shit anon you're so edgy and cool
how can i be as cool as you? Do you finally get to sit all the way in the back of the bus with the other cool kids?
>>26437907
>drinking a little to clear your head is edgy
Only a female redditor would go this far
Does /r9k/ think Modest Mouse is robot tier music? I do. They have a unique sound and style, so for starters they can't be labeled as mainstream normie bullshit. Most of their songs also seem to be about loneliness, depression, isolation, death, futility of existence, and looking from the outside in. What do you guys think?
If it gets played on the top 40 pop station it's normie
Modest mouse is normie
I like them but I try not to talk about it because Good News For People Who Love Bad News is my favorite album and everyone yells at me for it
It is normie shit and I honestly hated them since they came out. I miss when rock was rock.
>ftw I keep having dreams about masturbating on weed
>mfw it will be another month before I can get my vape back
I'm the guy who has hentai talk to him when he's high, btw
Should I be worried? For the first time in my life i feel incredibly motivated, though. Like I know exactly what I want and im going hard in the paint to get it (trying harder in class, making money online, reapplying to my old job, doing things other than browsing 4chan all day).
It has killed my depression, but is that because ok fucking addicted? I dream about this shit for Christ's sake.
>plan: masturbate while high
>get high
>forget to masturbate and instead eat chips
Every time.
>>26437803
That's like the opposite of me to the point where I have just succumbed and invariably masturbate at the peak of my high.
I've never touched a girl, and using an onahole (/w a warmer and great lube) while in high masturbating to talking anime girls is just too good. It is like I accidentally discovered my personally Pandora' Box. I get so fucking excited for weed that I shake and get manically giggly when my dealer texts me
>ok
Or whatever when I can scoop some weed. I just want to keep doing it for the rest of my life, and I never want to even touch a woman for fear of it dispelling the unique effect it has on my vulnerable virgin brain.
>>26437959
are you me?
>Rush back to my apartment after the last class of the day
>Holo (bodypillow) is still on my bed, eagerly awaiting.
>get my Buddha vape/bong out
>get high as fuck
>get my fleshlight out
>either play some CoC, go on /d/, or open up my collection of porn on the external harddrive
>always ends up with holo (myself) purring in my ear and me emptying my balls in the fleshlight as i look at holo in the eyes
It's an experience I hope every male gets to go through.
>/fit/ calls people who don't lift weights "normies"
>/o/ calls people who don't know about cars "normies"
Why the fuck can't normals come up with their own words and memes?
/o/ should call them walkers
>>26437871
Haha pretty original comment m8
>>26437886
Post it on /o/
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>>26437579
No, I would not date a man who chopped his fucking dick off and crossdresses. take this garbage back to /lgbt/ where it belongs.
>>26437601
look at those demon claws though
>>26437579
>legs full of cuts
Trannies in a nutshell
Was Rorschach a robot?
No, he was against homosexuality and most people here are in search of boipussy
Does the Pope shit in the woods
Yes, a genuine robot. Simply was not human like the others around him. He was different, he was a robot.
And that's why he was killed in the end. Robots don't have happy endings.
So, we all know chads have 90% of girls and literally life on tutorial mode.
Is this chart accurate? .
Let's add a few more
When a guy sits next to you
Hot - oh my god love at first sight he likes me NY pussy is wet what a cutie!
Ugly- what a creep he probably thought I was alone and easy to rape. Help me
Also I've been dying to use this picture. So shameless self bump
>>26437552
u r equally as beta but not as creative as the person who made that list
>>26437654
So a non beta normie is browsing r9k and posting?
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU DONT BELONG HERE
