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>yesterday at uni
>our class is having a Valentine's day celebration
>we're supposed to write a poem and then read it out loud, then we pass out Valentine cards
>have shit-tier Transformers cards for the class, but a special one for my oneitis
>a Titanic card with Jack and Rose that says "Nothing on Earth Will Tear Us Apart"
>heart fluttering as I head to my beloved's desk to hand her the card....but she's not there
>ask about her to the teacher
>turned out she pooped herself and had to be sent home
>mfw I have to wait until Monday (after Valentine's day!) to giver her the card
>>26436201
>elementary school feels?
pic is related papi
>>26436201
>uni
You're in fucking highschool
Honestly I'm a fat autistic weeb , but I know all the nuances of Metal Gear lore . I'm planning to move to Japan.
metal gear is a shit series
>>26436035
I'm pretty sure joosten went back to her home country anon. Do you not follow her board on 8ch?
>>26436100
8ch lel. Is Hotwheels still in Asia?
Gorilla Theory is it legit?
It is the theory that women are primarily attracted to gorillas or gorilla esque features.
Height and frame, big skulls, masculine facial features, nerutypicality (gorillas are laid back and don't engage in repetitive beavhoirs). Gorillas are literally on the gains train EVERY DAY, sitting around all day eating grass and build muscle.
Just lol if you are not a gorilla, YOU WERE BORN OFF THE GAINS TRAIN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAQubtm-IPg
This is now a poo poo thread
gorillas have 2 inch penii
>>26435981
Are you telling me that my gf is the keeper of the gorilla exhibit at the zoo so she can cuck me with a literal fucking ape? I thought she was joking about thinking the alpha male was hot
FUCK
why not start off with a /cgl/ practice valentine, /r9k/?
>>26435944
/cgl/ only fucks Chad, even the landwhales prefer to fuck a drunk Chad once a year than date a robot.
they are by far the worst form of attention seeking whores on the planet
>>26436105
she got my attention desu
What to do about scamming family members?
My mother convinced her aunt to buy a shit pc (worth 100 max) for 500... I am quite ashamed of her. I plan on informing the aunt.
The aunt had her laptop break today (Facebook machine), and wanted to get a new one but my mom scammed her. I have until later this evening when money will exchange hands....
My mother knows well that the pc she is selling is trash. It's an old store pc, for running the cash register and email etc.
This is almost making me physically ill from the guilt and shame. I have to stop my mother.
>>26435943
Ask for 50% to your mom, or you tell to the aunt
if your aunt is a shitty person don't say shit but if she's a decent person i would tell her
>>26436001
She is cool, but poor. She is spending all her saved up money on the pc. My mom has told her it's the best you can get for 500. It's a real dick move from my mom.
Post pics that show what you'll be doing on Valentines Day weekend
just fuck my shit up originally
Probably get really high and lay in bed all day
Filler text to please the robot.
/10char
I asked a girl, I briefly talked to, on facebook out for a movie this weekend so I wouldn't be alone for valentines.
She hasn't responded.
every girl I've asked has said "im working all weekend"
>>26435723
I see nothing wrong with that approach at all ;)
>>26435723
I always plan to be busy Valentines day so I don't feel so shit
It's Friday what do you guys think mexichan is doing tonight?
>>26435703
donkey show
cleaning my toilet
Cleaning my donkeys toilet
How to not be the orbiter?
>>26435698
completely avoid anyone you even start to develop feelings for
>>26435698
be fat enough that your gravity is higher
now she's your orbiter
>>26435730
Did /r9k/ like the first season of Yahari?
>5'10
>205 lbs
JUST
FUCK
>>26435632
5'11
300 lbs
just kill me now
>>26435647
6'0
400 lbs
life is suffering
>>26435659
>>26435647
How do you move?
Post normies getting BTFO
>>26435589
>tfw those apes probably jumped her for that
>>26435589
were the niggers harassing the guy or was he just cranky because noisy niggers in his face
>>26436301
stupid sheboon just stepped with her dirty shoe on his stuff like it's nothing hope she broke her fucking neck fucking niggers man
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HAI I HAVE BOOBIES AND A VAGINU
Sup fembot here.
Ask me anything.
>>26435544
How large is your penis?
>tfw even tavern wenches reject my advances
I bet you faggots in Constantinople don't have this fucking problem, after this border skirmish is over I'm fucking off there and getting mad roman pussy fuck all you Milanese maidens you are all stuck up bitches.
NOBLEFAGS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26435408
ITS 2016 AD I REPEAT ITS 2016 AD YOU ANCIENT NIGGER
>>26435989
THATS RENAISSANCE NIGGER TO YOU FAGGOT
Wheaties are the delicious, healthy breakfast us NEETs need to kick-start a full day of writing, exercise, music composition- well, anything we want, really- after all, we don't have to work! Wheaties are the cereal for men who pursue their dreams. You ARE pursuing your dreams, aren't you?
Tuck into a delicious bowl of Wheaties, NEETs. Unlock your true potential as a member of the master race, and remember...
Good little NEETies eat their Wheaties.
>>26435284
>first it was tendies
>next its Subway
>now its wheaties
Food shills gtfo
>starting the day with carbs
>2016
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>original comment
>>26435323
Spoken like someone who isn't making healthy choices. I'm going to finish this delicious bowl of Wheaties and then crack open a good book.
>he seriously says PEMDAS
Who /BEDMAS/ here?
PEMDAS
please
excuse
my
dope
ass
swag
PEMDAS
>>26435275
BACK IN MY DAY
Kids were not creative and did not seize the opportunity to make funny meanings for that acronym. Thank you for this.
>>26435266
>probably got btfo in that order of operation thread
>starts a new thread
>PEMDAS WAAAH, THATS NOT WHAT THEY CALL IT IN MY COUNTRYYYY!!!!
Paranthesis, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction. Maybe if you called it that you would remember how to do simple math.It was -13.
