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Does beer go bad after it's been in the fridge for like 3 months?
I wouldn't know bruh, lmao u gonna go to Joeys party tonight? Diana is gonna be there LMAO!!
>>26439809
No. It takes much longer
What makes you think 4chan is better than google?
no.
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i know what you gonna say but god i fuckin love blood elfs
>kinda short
>petite
>cute face
>firm titties
>curve ass and hips
>skinny
what would i give for a gf like that
>Dark brown curly hair
>Green eyes
>Petite
>C to DD cups
>Somewhat athletic but not enough to have visible abs
>Light golden/olive skin complexion
Those are the physical characteristics. Mental would be a bit of a long list but basically what everyone else would want minus anime and video games. I can do without that shit.
Pic kinda sorta related.
>>26439803
>>26439909
Manchildren obsessing over old hags.
>>26439928
low test cuckk
Mike Tyson confronts you and says
"I'LL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME, FAGGOT"
What do you do?
>>26439641
Pleash no Michael
I don't want thish
>>26439641
Let him fuck me with his engorged nigger penis
immediately and truthfully say "I love youinMike TysonMysteries!"
Has anyone here built a boxshroud before? I use them to create privacy in public, great for browsing at the library and on the bus. Even blocks sound. Have any designs you want to swap?
>>26439447
This is autism at a whole new level.
No OP, I have never built a box shroud before.
>>26439447
picture made it seem like it was a miniature guillotine but instead of cutting your head clean off it does it about eye socket level
i'm already in a box
Are there tall women who have a thing/ niche for manlets? As a 5'5 manlet I need to know? Do they even exist. Plus shortbros share your encounters with tall women positive or negative.
be warned: every girl over 5'9" has a thick, rigid clitoris that pokes out between her pussy lips. no exceptions.
>>26439502
It's like a trap without a real dick and with a pussy. Sign me up.
>>26439442
damn it where are the stories?
uprising + suicide songs also accepted
>>26439255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
>>26439255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiGK3GFhOTg
Mac DeMarco - Chamber of Reflection
>be black femanon
>for the first time in my life some guy asked me to be his gf
Wtf?i don't even know how to respond. It's so random because I haven't talked to him in a month.
It's that thing you've been posting about for like a month. Yet here you are still.
>>26439146
bebe you are a liar literally every week you get a new bf. there was this korean one and these two white guys you said you'd feed them at some sort of resturant etc etc etc
>>26439146
There's this thing called "yes" you might want to put into practice.
pic related: the power of chad
Power of Chad part 2
Power of Chad 3
Nice RP faget.
>"I'm so glad we finally got to know each other Anon. I was so worried we'd go our separate ways without ever saying more than hello whenever we passed each other by. I really enjoy your company Anon. I know it's corny but you make me feel like a little girl again, I can't help but smile when you're around."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJObEaY6afg]
>"Oh hey. Your name's Anon, right? Sorry, we used to sit together in history class last year. Yes, that's right. Hey I'm staying with my grandparents for a while and I noticed that you live on the same street. I'm walking home later if you maybe want to walk together or something. It's such a long walk, we may as well be bored together! Oh, are you sure? Cool! Well I'll be waiting on the lawn by the concrete picnic tables. See you later!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDH6W-bU8wo]
is this another of those copy pastas?
>"Oh of course I'll be your Valentine! I've been hoping all week that you'd ask me to do something, was it not obvious!? If you find me that difficult to read then I think it's a good idea that you and I get to know each other a little bit. Ok, I'll see you Sunday Anon. Can't wait!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhp7ArGqy0c]
please help robots i just asked out a girl i know for valentines that i thought liked me and i was utterly rejected, need this right now, if this gets some replys i'll post my story although its not that good
>live with friend and his girlfriend.
>tfw I tried and date her and she said no.
>friend has a mutual female friend over a lot.
>I like her, she clearly likes him
>mfw friend is fucking a girl I used to like while simultaneously getting all the attention I want from another girl.
JUST.
>>26438907
rip, i know that feel. Girl i used to like would eye fuck my best friend all the time
Thinking about letting her know how I feel. It won't end well. Stop me!
I I am not sure dudes,
I have never met a feminist irl
Never met a furry
Never met an another kin
Never met a robot
I've only met a few cosplayers
Never met anyone with /pol/ views
Do these people really exist or is it an internet ploy?
People tend to worry about the social impact their views or interests might have. It's why droll colloquialisms "Bad case of the Mondays" exist.
I've met girls who casually call themselves feminists, but they hold discriminatory views against themselves.
And my boss is /pol/ as fuck. Makes black/nigger jokes, misogynistic jokes around girls in the office, and literally went out and bought a gun because of Muslims. Also, I'm black and he fucking loves me. He's a bit of a Chad, but he's a pretty cool guy.
I knew plenty of robots in high school and college. Never met a furry, though. Don't really want to.
>>26438634
Oh, man. One of my best friends is a woman who used to be FtM. She's now a lesbian. Her wife is both a feminist and openly a furry. Also know a gal who I sometimes run into at raves who is a full blown, women do nothing wrong, Tumblr tier feminist. They exist.
Who /degenerate/ here?
> mfw i'm currently in the process of committing or about to commit about 10 degeneracies
let me wraddle them off for you
> smoke medical marijuana, lied to the doctor to get my recommendation
> drink 40oz of steel reserve daily
> about to have unprotected anal sex with an Asian escort
> pay for all this with student loans
> Don't go to class, half-ass my homework
> play LOL instead, don't get a good night's sleep or diet because LOL
>taking a shit on the toilet, don't use a squatty potty
> rarely shower
> allow the thin areas of my skin to get bacterial infection
> misuse antibiotics
> pedophile
> incest fantasies(marriage relationships, 1st cousins, and blood-related aunts
> want to commit bestiality, don't really love animals, I just want to have a versatile understanding, knowledge, and experience of pussies and asses
> watch tv and other media forms, never pay for them
Anyone else want to share?
>>26438611
>23 yearold
>virgin
>no job
>porn addict
>want to fuck my (hot) sister BADLYYYY, I think about her sweet ass half of the day
>smoke weed erryday
>pedophile
>watch streams on twitch (I find this the most degenerate thing I do)
>laziest fuck ever
>shower onces a week
>ugliest haircut ever, cuz too lazy to get one
>don't do most University assignments
>study very little befor exams
>was alcoholic ages 16-18
>5'5'' 60kg, look like a 16 yearold twink
>1/10
>don't even
probably forgot most of the degenerate shit I do
>>26438806
>don't even lift*
>>26438611
Not too bad. I've seen so much worse.
>>26438806
Same with you. There's still time to redeem yourselves
>20
>pain killer addict from 15
>junk head from 17 onwards
>degenerate tattoos
>commit multiple felonies every day
>been to jail 3 times
> almost killed someone over a bag of
Dope and a pack of cigarettes
> can't get a real job cause of criminal history
>can't afford decent rehab
>can't stop doing dope
>have hep c
>plan on an heroing within the next few years
I could go on but what's the point.
Who /sleeps/ here?
Sleeping changed my life, it's the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Oh shit really
You sleep? That's just a retarded meme, have fun with insomnia.
>>26438535
I once sleept over 64 hours
I have no idea why or how i did it
it was a regular day, i was only up 14 hours before i went to bed again
>>26438669
I wish I could sleep that long every time.
Anon, if you help me, I'll go on a Valentines Day date with you
>>26438441
Ok wat do
>>26438441
That's some pretty sick core excersice
>>26438441
I don't need some crazy whore who is doing whatever the fuck is going on there
What are your honest thoughts on this guy?
I know he's hated on /pol/ and on lots of boards, but I think he's a really talented and underrated director.
Ultimate Normcore
>>26438330
I like his films, well most of them anyway
Death proof was shit, and so was Jackie Brown
but he's an annoying cunt in interviews
>dude I'm shutting your butt down lmao
faggot
>underrated
truly great meme OP
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