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who here /blister type things/ on hands?
they are called calluses, real men have them. Congratulations you are beginning to become a real man!
What an ugly shaped hand.
>>26429620
Probably is referring to those little bumps everywhere. I have small bumps on some of my fingers for some reason. I think its a result of stress.
>drink a shit ton of soda the past few days because of depression and decided that I didn't care about my health
>brush my teeth
>suddenly a lot of my teeth feel really sensitive and hurt really badly when I brush
>look at my teeth in the mirror
>see a ton of white spots on several of my front teeth
Fuck, I already have like, three cavities. I can't deal with anymore. It's not like I don't have other fucking problems to deal with.
Use a straw
>>26428837
>past few days
think harder, anon - how long has it really been?
>>26429365
Been awhile. I don't take care of my teeth as well as I should, but it was never as bad as it is now. I'm afraid of getting like, four-five more cavities now and that's something that I just can't deal with.
I think I'm really going to try to follow some teeth restoration remedies and go to a dentist. Too bad I'm a poorfag NEET living in the United States who doesn't have insurance LMAO
>Wanting an older, busty woman to hold you close, bow her head until it rests on top of yours while her hair drapes down, and simply hug you until you grow tired of standing
>Wanting an older woman to pet your head and say it's okay to cry in her arms
>Wanting an older woman to be legitimately shocked when you say you love her right before she calms down, lets out a small tired chuckle followed by a small reply that she's just surprised you'd fall in love with an old hag like her
>Wanting an older woman to subtley and unintentionally make remarks about her age only to blush and become flustered when you take her self-depreciating humor too seriously and tell her to stop it because she's beautiful
>Wanting an older woman to climb under the sheets with you, hold you close, and let you touch her in places that she hasn't felt another's hands on in an eternity
>Wanting an older woman to gently headpat you
>Wanting an older woman to slowly, and shyly, show you her nether regions as she asks you to be gentle because she believes you to be some rabid, youthful, machine under the sheets
>Wanting an older woman to be pleasantly surprised and hold you close between her large breasts as she gently sighs and wraps her thick legs around you reassuring you it's okay to cum inside her
>Wanting to fall asleep in an older woman's arms with the room smelling faintly of women's perfume
>Wanting to wake up to an older woman in a naked apron asking you 'Ara ara~ do you want breakfast, a bath, or perhaps...' right before she breaks into laughter at how silly it sounded
>Wanting an older woman to gently sigh, and with her lusty relaxed eyes tell you 'honey, last night was wonderful. I love you.'
Those of you who are into this are fucking weird.
>>26428817
>tfw experienced all of this
>tfw got my heart broken because she was married and chose her husband over me in the end
>this will never happen
why even live
>>26428817
would you do this with a fat young woman?
>you're turning me on so much right now anon
What is your next step?
Be awkward and blow it
Suck her dick, of course.
>>26428719
"won't you go on my cam and put this code in, im waiting XD"
>Jizz in hentai ALWAYS looks like it came from pic related
Boobs always look shit in hentai, it makes it hard for me to get off
>>26428667
I hate it when the tits are the size of wrecking balls.
When the dude talks
Who /weak/ here?
>tfw i go to the gym in the middle of the night so chads don't laugh at my 115lb bench
Look dude, I see scrawny cucks come in at YMCA. We have respect for you trying to bulk up, we only facepalm when you do an exercise wrong.
>>26428599
I'm actually pretty chubby.
What are your stats on the big 3?
Who here can only lift the bar.
Thank you God for the world so sweet,
Thank you for the food we eat,
Thank you for the birds that sing
Thank you, God, for everything!
>>26428295
Thank you god for scat porn
>>26428295
thank you god for creating me, the hideous bitter man who has never know love or kindness. Truly you are a just, merciful, and loving god.
Why is God so cruel to us Robots?
When did you realize you are the villain of the story and not the down-on-his-luck protagonist?
When I realized I was corrupted by the world to be a shit tier human being, and that my cynicism won't allow me to get any better so I seclude myself and distance everyone.
I wouldn't say I'm evil, perhaps just some neutral guy that never made it into the script.
When did you realize you're just a random background character and nothing worth writing about is going to happen to you?
>>26428125
When I got away with it
tell me about your favourite teacher/professor
She was 25, looked 16, and had a nice smile.
i have a boner, pls more, pls tell me he fucked her
When did you grow out of /pol/?
I cringe looking back at my time spent on that board.
i never used /pol/ you stupid newfag
>>26428120
Good. Don't get sucked in.
You'll just be miserable and delusional.
Nice trips but /pol/ is satire and I only browse it for the spicy memes.
Same thing with /r9k/. Both are satire boards. Both are as "serious" as /s4s/ but newfags don't get it.
>be me 20 years old 5' 7 skinny manlet
>same face when I was 15 except it doesn't look so clean up close as it did,and got some hair on my chin, everything else the same
>still have kinda long emo like hair like that guy from the death book anime, along with some eyebags too
>also same teen voice
>get hit 90% of the time by 13-16 girls at the grocery store I work at (cashier)
>700 friends on fb, 500 are girls of said age that added me,like 100 are older (18+) random roasties and the other 100 are old friends that dont talk me anymore (0 friends irl btw)
>most of them message me,flirting mostly, telling me im cute or "kawaii" some invited me to their houses and to some 15 parties, tags me in their photos and status etc etc.
>didnt do anything or went anywhere yet
So what should I do guys? I know this is bad by most people standards, but im so lonely I would be happy just watching anime or playing some shitty rpg with one of those girls. I still pass as a scene teen, and always people tell me that kids like myself shouldn't be working at my age (lol). Btw the age of consent in my country is 13, before you ask. What would you do in my place guys? Should I try to socialize a little or keep rotting in my room till im an 25 y/o creepy midget?
>>26428084
FUCK THOSE KIDS!
Do it for me, a 31y/o, khv piece of shit.
>>26428084
I wanna see your face.
G7h7h9j3f
bump
>dad drops me at the mall last monday to "get some air" and do a 1 hour line to pay a bill
>eventually line starts to move
>its a ramp that goes down
>suddenly im next to a mc donalds window
>whenthefuckdidtheydothis.jpg
>fucking teens, tweens and tired moms everywhere
>2 girls with school uniforms are sitting near the window
>they werent older than 15 by their looks
>one of them see me staring inside the mc d's and probably thought I was looking at her
>looks away and her friend see's over her shoulder
>she starts whispering something something while her friends keeps avoiding eye contact
>she starts moving her friends arm and tries to get her to look at my direction and to uncover her face
>meanwhile im anxious as fuck
>this goes on for like 5 mins
>suddenly the annoying girl taps the glass and makes and signals me to go there
>I do some spergy gestures with the taxes trying to let her know I need to pay this shit
>people in the line keep looking at me like im high or something
>she keeps tapping
>start typing random shit on my phone pretending to message somebody
>eventually pass the mc d's windows
and thats why I dont go outside, but I dont like staying everyday in my room...
>hey there! it's not too common to see a boy as cute as you are around these parts!
>we're about to play some curling, wanna be our cheerleader? ;)
>>26427800
>inviting somebody to watch you play a game
>Play curling
What are you going to fucking see who can get the most reps?
What is this shit?
>>26427800
Yes, but I want camo pants to let me in them
What are the best male masturbation toys that don't cost $70+?
inb4 hand
A hot, wet, human vagina.
>>26427842
>that don't cost $70+
ITT: Fictional characters who you'd like to FUCK
>>26427637
Your social circle.
>>26427637
Anything that moves.
I want some of that ass tbqh pham
How am I suppose to survive in life, on my own, with only a minimum wage salary. I'm 32 right now and got kicked out of my house.
>>26427581
you can easily make it if you rent a room.
itll be a shitty life but youll survive
>>26427581
You'll make it.I've been in that boat.
However I was 18 when I was in that boat so it was fully expected and I got pussy anyways lmfao
Money goes to the people who are worth something. Become worthful.
Or just work alot of jobs.
Better yet, nepotism.
I MEAN COME ON ITS 2016
Maybe vote sanders
the power is yours
incentive to innovate more efficient ways to survive
capitalism is great
