Why haven't you tried Krokodil robots?
Jesus I wouldn't wish that upon the worst Stacey
I mean
that's a pretty convincing argument
>>26420517
Not bored enough yet.
>>26420535
>normie detected
Who is GOAT hiphop artist and why is it Pac?
>>26420453
He's good but don't forget about the other brothers who rap about the communities and not for the pop charts.
>>26420734
I feel ya brudda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-yYwKYqtsU
>>26420734
Pac was like that with 2Pacalypes Now to Thug Life: Vol 1
>can't pass basic college math courses
What's the best way to kill myself?
http://www.amazon.com/Algebra-Unplugged-Jim-Loats/dp/0962781576/
Read this. Ignore the awful cover.
>>26420352
>Can't pass algebra
Anon, plz it's for children.
>>26420352
You are in Canada. You give things away you do not know.
Does anybody here write as a hobby?
>>26420215
Not stories or anything. I write down anything important I've learned, or that has happened so that I may not forget, as well as my current thoughts.
It's rather therapeutic. I'm sure most robots could benefit from taking up this hobby.
>>26420486
Wouldn't that be a diary?
I write shitty fanfiction, does that count?
To the Robots of /r9k/,
I have contemplated for years the possibility that I may be a normie. To confirm or negate this, I would like you all to interview me in order to determine my status.
-Anonymous
>>26420021
Please. Go. Please.
If you need ro ask you don't belong here.
>>26420021
how many piss jugs do you own?
>walk down the grocery isle
>see someone walking toward me
>try not to make eye contact
>anxiety gets to me and make eye contact right when they're a foot away from me
>he just smiles and says "Good afternoon"
>respond with "Good! How are yo-"
FML desu senpai
>>26419977
>walking down the sidewalk
>see someone sitting on the curb
>try not to make eye contact
>he says "hey"
>i say "no"
fml what a dummy
>>26420049
kek
Good job.
>buying a shit load of groceries at your friendly neigborhood grocery store. Not sure whether to greet worker or just stand there awkwardly. Avoid eye contact with everyone while people in line stare at you
This is why self checkouts are beautiful
Why does 2003 seem like such an ancient, distant year, 2004 is pretty old, 2005 is half-old, 2006 seems like the barrier year, and 2007 is when this new "plane of existence" began?
Take this for example. If someone on /mu/ said "Man, I remember playing Sonic Heroes while watching Samurai jack and rocking out to Blink-182, good times, good times", hundreds of other people would probably join in with him.
But then, if that guy said "Man, I miss playing Super mario galaxy on my Wii while listening to Justin Bieber, those were good times",...
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>>26419957
it has to do probably with the way we store memories, the more fond and fun those memories are the more we remember them and the more they seem far away from now because there was nothing quite like that experience.
2003 it's a decade and 3 years ago, it's a relative long time in the life of a human
>>26419957
2007-2009 was the transition period to the 2010s. Within the next 3 years we'll be transitioned into the 20s, and perhaps then people will feel nostalgia for those "newfaggy" times.
Why do you shill this so hard? You keep making these same threads over and over and over again, and it always devolves into this "XD EARLY 2000's KID" bullshit.
I will literally fuck almost any women. Help me out?
>Must not stink..very much.
>Will not cost much if any money.
>Has something ressembling a vagina
>My physical safety is not endangered
>Will fuck anywhere between 60-500lbs
>Will fuck medically retarded girls who look ugly and moan like men
>Will fuck hairy unshaved chicks
>Will...
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>>26419926
>Must not stink..very much.
Your standards are too high, you'll never get laid at this rate.
>>26419926
You'd rather fuck a fat hairy retard that sounds like a man than a hot tranny with a dick?
>>26419926
Do you have a decent job and money? That's my problem. Also I rarely leave my house.
ANIME PUSSY A-ANIME PUSSY
ANIME PUSSY A-ANIME PUSSY
ANIME IS SO CUTE AND COOLonly because the characters look white though
>>26419896
True they would look ugly if they were asian.
Anime indeed.
Which countries have the greatest amount of robots?
Finland. everyone minds their own business and they leave each other alone
>>26419643
my guess is china
>>26419643
Japan. Where else do they have help programs for hikimoris?
>son in middle school
>he seems extroverted
>he has friends
>middle school dance Friday
>not interested
>would rather go skiing or play csgo
Should I just force this kid to socialize with girls or let him be a shut in?
big difference between 6th and 8th grade. but anyway... no don't force him yet. wait until high school for that. make sure he's not gay though.
>>26419519
Force, in this case will do no good I think.
Being suggestive at last, but one way or the other, this case will propably lay in his hands.
Maybe he doesn't know how to dance?
Force him, but imply some kind of reward *might* be in store
>tfw still tie my shoes using the bunny-ears method
>caring
Why you will never be a normie. They don't give shit like this a second thought. The problem with the people here is they think about their problems too much. Enough to write about them to random strangers on an image board!
>>26419356
...Is there another method?
I'm 23 and i can't even tie my shoes properly. I just tie a knot and tuck the shoelaces inside the shoes. When they come out i tuck them back in
Might as well play bully. This is the closest your ever going to get to young love.
what happened at the girls dorm?
>>26419451
jimmy fucked her proper. bareback
>>26419340
I've had this game in my steam library for forever. Should I play it? Or just jerk off to traps again?
>walk into kitchen to make a coffee really quick
>have no shirt on
>sister is in kitchen
>"lol haha anon your nipples are so big"
>haha stfu sister
>"seriously it looks like you're getting boobs haha"
>haha
>"haha and your waist looks so feminine"
>haha good...
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Sorry to hear about your pepperoni nipples, OP.
>>26419364
Thanks senpai. Always was ashamed of them. There isn't a way to make them permanently smaler without surgery right?
>>26419433
I don't think so. But you should embrace your nipples. Love yo self.
Ask a Chad who just fucked a 6/10 girl in front of her beta boyfriend anything
Did you know the Oculus Rift has been bought out by Facebook?
>>26419321
Do you want a cookie or something?
>>26419321
Did he touch himself?