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I got kicked out of college for shit grades
Why am I such a fsilure, /r9k/
you should have got better grades
>>26419293
>fsilure
can't even make a thread right you fucking cuck
might as well kill yourself LOL
>>26419293
Hello life tbqh
Convince me to not be a misogynist /r9k/.
you were deprived of such opportunities earlier in live. you DESERVE this op
yes girls are very manipulative, yes they leech off of us, yes they do not care about you or anyone else that cannot further their interests, but can you blame them for that. We are all just trying to get ahead in life, it will do you no good to hold their strategies against them. You too would probably do seemingly ruthless things if you knew that it would make your life better.
>>26419165
women are not that different, but culture is shit
>hair is greasy and could suck out a bottle of oil
>beard as well
>armpits smell from above my hoodie
>wearing the same clothes for a week
>dick smells like death
>ass full of shit and smells like literal shit
>underwear is brown from shit
>feet smell like cheese
>teeth smell extremely bad
>>26419042
When I was depressed I did stop showering for up to 1-2 months at a time and didn't bother changing clothes ever. But I did brush my teeth.
>>26419042
your ass shouldn't be covered in or smell like shit unless you haven't been wiping with dry and wet toilet paper.
>tfw no energy or motivation to get a shower
>can smell myself
>face is broken out because I'm never washing
>scabs all over shoulders and back
> You will be alone on Valentine's Day
> Again
It's gonna be so much fun
Reffos in Europe said they were gonna go on a grope / rape spree. Can't wait to watch all those disgusting roasties go outside on purpose so they can get raped, and then go on live TV and cry about it.
4ever alone
Don't care I have my girl.
I'm on deschloroketamine ask me anything
also known as new ket
why are you so gay buddy
it can't be helped. shoganai
Taco bell? More like lexi belle amirite? XD
Fat roastie
Not interested
>>26418842
>tfw into chubbies
>>26418842
more like Lexi WHALE amirite?
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF BLACKHEADS
I tried using those nosestrips which got most of the pus and shit out but then I was left with big ass visible pores in my nose.
>>26418762
Take showers everyday and use some weird baking soda + water + salt paste.
>>26418762
sandra lee will do it for you
Any schizotypals here? What's it like, what are your strange beliefs and overall oddities? Can you fucntion in everyday life?
>>26418594
sometimes I think organized crime is after me, or that other people aren't real
>Can you fucntion in everyday life?
nope
Tfw no schizotypal gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Ie90p8nas
>>26420102
How do we know a girl is actuaqlly schizotypal and not an attention whore like the girl in the video?
What the fuck am I doing with my life? I'm just... existing. I'm doing stuff only if I really have to. I'm just wasting time on shitty forums, youtube, twitch etc. I'm either feeling tired and bored or sad/lonely/depressed. How do I start living? How do I not lose motivation after a few days?
I'm expecting to get life changing advice on a Canadian fishing enthusiast forum.
Why is no one commenting on my tumblr?
>>26418450
Same tbqh
An hero soon
well since it's your pc that's making you this way idk maybe dunno get rid of it
>"You want to do anal? I've tried it before...it's not really my thing, anon."
>you misunderstand bby
>>26418419
>if u love me you'll let me fuck u in the ass
>>26418825
Stop guilt tripping me!
I'm starting to think you're not the guy I thought you were
>a bunch of guys enjoying a multiplayer game
>female comes and starts ruining it as usual
>talks on the mic all the time a la "lol im a gurl gamurrr how do i move"
>gameplay degrades from constructive teamwork to degeneracy and beta doormatting
>enough of this shit
>start calling her a roastie
>tell her she's nothing more than a life support system for her vagina
>"w-well you probably have a small dick! haha!"
>keep calling her a roastie
>"u play videogames all day cos ur a fat loser"
>tell her then it's even worse for her since she ended up in a place full of fat losers, which is typical for a roastie
>"w-well you're very ignorant and i don't wanna talk to you anymore! let's go somewhere else"
>literally all of her beta orbiters leave with her
>server is near-empty
fucking women ruin everything. will keep doing it. if a vagina life support system ever ruins your game, just call her a roastie. chances are she is one anyway.
>>26418316
The problem isn't the women but the beta orbiters, cuckolds and the white knights.
They need to be literally exterminated. They are subhuman trash with no aspirations except an unachievable dream of being with someone who will never ever love them.
>tfw don't have the conscience to scam orbiters for money, or real world or in-game items
>watch male friends put on morphvox and start rolling in the free stuff
I guess it's for the best. Every time I talk on a public server people think I'm a little boy, anyway.
>>26419081
exactly their the fuel for the fire. Kill the lot of them
> not programming your own 2d waifu
what language is that
>>26418219
Hi. Newbshit here, is that assembly?
>>26418386
>>26418407
it's 68k assembly
What is an attractive recommendation /r9k/ i can't stand this anymore.I think social media is my only chance at this point.
My face isn't ugly and i think that i'm being too much of an autist and that's the reason i'm still a robot
Just catfish with my pics senpai.
>>26419205
Is that you fellow?
>>26419395
Picture is from a week ago but yes.
ITT: Post as unoriginal post as you can.
negros tongue my anus
I have no gf.
African-Americans rim my anushole
You fucktards mixed up what I meant last night. What do you suggest be done to improve the board? Doesn't matter how impossible or controversial, I'll hear it all eventually anyway.
>>26418121
Improving the board is a direct result of improving the people that frequent it.All of these faggots should stop whining about their "problems" and actually do something about them.
>I am what you fags call "normie".But I used to be like you.That time seems like lifetime ago.
>>26418388
Yes, if you saw my campaign back in the r9k elections a couple days back, that was my main idea (hence the name I was given). I think that if /r9k/'s people work to a certain goal together, we can actually change the place. And we need to realize this place isn't the worst board on here, we function relatively well.
>>26418121
auto perm ban
fembot threads
lgbt degenerate shit
b shit
reddit bait threads
